When Irene Adler contacts Mycroft Holmes with some shocking information and instructs him not to share it with Sherlock, he believes it to be a calculated power play against him. In some ways he's right, but the truth is more complicated, and personal. Could be considered an AU sequel to NaSnaG, but is also a study on the relationship of the Holmes brothers.

Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC

It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language

Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.

"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.

What happens when you give your heart to a boy, and he decides he doesn't want it? How many times can you watch him with other girls and still take him back? What if he called you his Baby? What if you loved him? O/S written for FAGE - All Human, Rated M

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

A collection of Adlock drabbles that I will continue to update whenever inspiration strikes.

She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.

UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.

Due to their differing views on Christmas, Nick is in Chicago for the holiday without Jess. The absence of Jess (in addition to a handful of unexpected visitors) may cause him to change his perspective on the holiday.

Ten years after Edward and Alice abandoned her, Bella returns to Forks. What brings Alice to her door? Why has Edward moved into the Cullens' old house? And who helps Bella escape her painful past-in his playroom? AH

Sherlock brings John and Mary with him on a case in Florence, but he has an ulterior motive: to reunite with Irene and explore intimacy in all its forms. As the deceptions escalate, John fears his friend may be falling into another dangerous trap. Bromance, romance, and angst. M for sexual content and drug references. Sequel to What He Likes, but can be read alone. Sherlock/Irene.

A series of one shots throughout Season 3. Navigating the ups and downs of living as a couple in 4D. ***If a chapter has anything that borders on M rated, I make sure to make it clear. I prefer to save M rated stuff for my one shots (if at all). This story contains mostly fluff, with a fair share of moderate angst mixed in there.*** The conclusion to this story is "A Rolling Die".

Jess is trying to move on from Spencer with the help of one roommate; how the Pilot should have ended.

"Hey, tell her you're sorry." "What for" "You'll find out." Four years ago Nick believed that his future self told him that one day he'll do something he'd need to apologize to Jess for. Now he realizes that his love for her blinded him to everything else and little things started falling through the cracks until all he had was a mess by his feet. Formerly Neglected Warnings. NxJ

A 4-part Ride outtake, set between chapters 17 and 18. Warning: contains the usual.

John likes mysteries. And every morning he dips into the local independent coffee bar with his newspaper and ponders another. Coffee Shop AU. Johnlock, totally angst free. Just a giant love and coffee fest.

It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.

Semi-follow up to 'Figuring It All Out'. Story based on the summer between S2 & S3 about how Jess and Nick navigate through their new relationship. Will it survive the summer? Nick is desperate to prove he's not a mess and can make this work. And Jess wants...well Jess just wants herself a lot of Nick Miller! Something to hopefully fill the void of the hiatus. Nick x Jess.

Ambitious young reporter, Jessica Day, is determined to make her mark on the world of journalism. All that stands in her way is one big story, a male dominated world and star reporter, Nicholas Miller.

A Series 3-based sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." and "Reboot" (and yes, you ought to read those first). Sherlock's back from the dead, but John has moved on with Mary and won't turn his back on her. Even if it makes him and Sherlock miserable. But Mary knows that the two former lovers need each other more than ever and they need her, too.

John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?

AU. A sixteen year old Jess Day is forced into Saturday detention with a group of unlikely delinquents - a princess, athlete, brain, and that damn turtlefaced criminal. Based on The Breakfast Club.

"When we're married... merry! Merry Christmas!" Jess's slip sets in motion what Nick hopes will be his most brilliant series of pranks ever. Featuring Chicago accents, wedding dress TV shows, and as many fakeouts as Nick Miller can get away with before actually popping the question. Chapter 6 is finally up! (Only one more chapter to go!)

Moments between Nick and Jess that we never got to see.

The anatomy of Nick Miller, as experienced by Jessica Day. Not nearly as weird or as dirty as it sounds.

Nick and Jess have a fight. Will a brush with death bring them closer? *Set somewhere in the future post 3x07* (M Rated Chapter 2 is posted!) Rated T for language and violent themes.

Jessica Day is 32 and permanently single. Will she ever meet Mr. Right? Or Mr Anyone for that matter? (New Girl meets Bridget Jone's Diary AU)

In the space of a minute, Nick Miller's life is changed forever when he meets the lovely, yet heartbroken Jessica Day...

An a/u fanfiction based on the fake trailer for (Never) Cross the Bar. "When Nick falls for the girl at the bar, he can't help it. And just as expected, it gets messy." Multi-Chapter. (Written with permission from video creator)

*Day 4 is UP* After an errant comment from Schmidt, Jess and Nick make a bet. A sexy bet. Who can hold out the longest or take the forfeit. Takes place in early Season 3.

Outtakes and Futuretakes from most of my stories. And the occasional one-shot. More info inside.

A married Nick and Jess navigating the world as parents, with their friends by their sides. A series of one shots in a Ness future fic. Nope, I do not own New Girl.

A story of how all of Nick and Jess's exes found out about their relationship throughout the years.

Nick, Jess, and Winston are following newly reunited Schmidt and Cece to Vegas when they decide to elope. What happens when five friends, a one year anniversary, and a wedding day surprise all collide in Sin City?

This is my version of Season 3! I started this during the summer hiatus and plan to continue throughout season 3.

We all know the story girl meets boy they fall in love happily ever after, but what if we didn't know the ending, what if it was a complete mystery to authors, themselves didn't even know what was to come in the story that they were writing? Nick & Jess who knows what could happen or where it even started?

A bad date leaves Jess doubting herself. It's time for Nick to show what a good friend he is. From a prompt by miadaisyc on Tumblr

Nick and Jess are finally together but Nick still struggles with the fact that he is a failure at life with a bad paid job and no plans for the future and it threatens to destroy their happiness

Inspired by Kyrafic, from the prompt at the portions-forfox live journal ficathon: In the summer between seasons 1 & 2: It's like being in love, discovering your best friend. With Nick and Jess - it's sun, sand, skates, sweaters and secrets. This is my first-ever anything, yikes!

Last night, Nick got an eyeful of something he didn't like. Intentions aside, how will he deal with Jess (and more importantly, himself) going forward.

Jess and Nick have un-called it, but where do they go from there? They'll have to adjust to their new relationship, and getting used to it won't happen overnight, but they'll try their best. Rated M for later sexytimes and occasional language.

Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.

Multiple one shots between Nick and Jess and how they could of had their first kiss. Kinda cute :)

What does Jess do after Winston calls the loft meeting at the end of The Captain? How does Nick get all those egg cartons? What in the world will they now do for birth control - and what's Winston doing now that he's no longer Furguson's wingman? A look at Jess, Nick, and Winston's to-do lists and how they get checked off.

Timing is everything, but nature sometimes has other plans.

In which Nick and Jess navigate parenthood. And Chicken Little learns to be brave. Nick/Jess.

An old friend's return spins out of control, leading to hurtful words and misunderstood reactions. What if he really doesn't want this as much as she does? What if he just lost the best thing that ever happened to him? **A short little scene I just couldn't get out of my head.**

A series of one-shots covering the holidays that occur during Nick and Jess's first year together. Hints of the Schmidt/Cece relationship saga sprinkled about.

Nick and Jess are having fun exploring their new relationship, but Schmidt is not taking it well at all... An accompaniment to early to season three. *some chapters have mild M content*

Set immediately after the season 2 finale of New Girl. This is my first attempt at fanfiction, constructive criticism and possible ideas for this story could go is welcome. If people review, then I will continue this story. Stick around, I promise the next few chapters to have some more "action" if you know what I mean. CHAPTER 11 now up

That moment when you realise - damn, you're in love. (Early season three companion piece). *Now added Jess's thoughts*

It's been three years since she realised he would never be the right man for her. What she needed. But when Nick Miller unexpectedly re-enters her life, all her ideas about wants and needs are going to get turned upside down.

Four long years ago, Jessica Day walked out of Nick Miller's life, leaving behind more questions than answers. Nick was sure he would never see her again after that fight. Life, however, seemed to have other plans. When Jess comes crashing back into him, can Nick cope with the life-altering surprise that she has in tow? And what does it mean for their not-so-platonic relationship?

A series of one-shots relating to Jess and Nick having a baby - or two? Warning: Minor cursing and suggestive themes so rated T to be safe.

Set before the Pilot. Nick and Jess meet at his bar one morning and things get complicated. What happens when Jess is interviewed for the Roommate position that Schmidt has advertised in the paper? Will they tell the others about their complicated situation? Summary sucks, but please read and review. Will be rated M for later chapters. Nick x Jess; Schmidt x CeCe; Winston x Shelby

Jess is feeling insecure but Nick thinks she is perfect, just the way she is.

This fanfiction idea just came to me while I was listening to The Script's "The man who can't be moved" and for the longest time I debated whether I should publish Finally my lovely roomfriends convinced me to put it I do not own New Girl or any of it's This is just a one shot and most of it is Nick talking to himself, so it may sound a bit (By Ilea)

Nick is convinced to help Jess anyway he could. Isn't that what being a lawyer is all about? Sometimes? A short multi-chapter fanfic about Nick helping Jess in court.

Season 2 AU- When Jess discovers that her time for getting pregnant is running out, the guys offer their help so that she could get her heart's desire before it was too late. But only one of them really needs to be a daddy to Jessica Day's child... because for Nick Miller, it could be the closest he would ever get to a real relationship with Jess. Cover by Casper.

The gang hops a ride on the Starlight Express to go to Jess High school reunion in Portland. Will Nick & Jess's relationship survive a 5 day trip? Is Schmidt ready to commit to Cece? Has Winston met the girl of his dreams? Angst and adventure await you, all aboard!

Nick finds Jess in need and goes into full panic mode, realizing that he really really can't live without her. Fluff Towards the End, Possibility of More, depending on the reviews! Please review! Tell me if you want it to stop or if you want it to continue!

Can Jess get the dream she's always wanted...

Just your average Nick and Jess fight. Sort of.

Nick and Jess ponder their relationship after a fight.

Following Nick and Jess after the season finale as they stumble through their new relationship, making mistakes and growing closer.

Jess is dealing with heartbreak the only way she knows how, jumping right back into the single life scene.

When Nick gets some terrible news, he needs to be with the people he loves, but with his family in Chicago and Jess content with her dream job, he finds himself having to choose between home and the person who makes him feel at home. And Jess makes a decision that changes her life. Near-Future Fic.

The beginning of every relationship comes with it's own unique challenges. Nick and Jess are no different. Multi-Chapter summer hiatus fic.

This is a collection of one-offs. Mainly requests or just random bits. Most stories are dark, or sci-fi, or a little bit out there. Some stories have happy endings. Some don't. So be prepared. I take requests. -M

Sometimes it's hard for Nick to put into words the specific things he loves about Jess, so we'll do it for him. Chapter Three: Nick wipes out and scrapes up his leg, so Jess takes it upon herself to clean and dress his wound.

A multi-chapter fic of basically just Nick and Jess fluff.

A peek inside the secret diary of Ms. Jessica Day **Will be continued, on hold for the moment**

They've both just gone through messy break ups so Nick and Jess decide to be each others rebound. Based on the original pilot script.

The gang heads back to Chicago for Jamie's wedding. **Rating has been changed to M** I added a chapter in the middle that just didn't fit right where I was planning to put it later on in the story.

Jessica Day knows that life has to go on from here but is she ready to start up her life again? Can she handle any new ups or downs that life will throw at her? Jess takes notice in an apartment ad lying on the floor next to her. Her big bright eyes water as she considers moving on. Fingers crossed for a good story. Rate T maybe some M chapters to come.

Jess and the guys go on a roommate trip to Big Bear Lake...sorta. Takes place between "Cooler" and "Parking Spot".

-His eyes fell once to her lips, a bit pouty from his teasing, and then to her eyes. "Then prove it." ... The guy with the 250 credit score. With no gold to speak of. And even less ambition. She would have to be the worst gold digger to find him appealing.- A Ness oneshot. Cont. scene from 2x19. The fish tank didn't break. Smutty times with some fluffy times at the end. NICK POV.

In episode 2x19, the fish tank never broke. This is my version of events and how they are altered because of it. A continuation of the "Throw Pillows" one shot. Follows the canon plot as a frame, but expect surprises. Nick's POV. Ness pairing.

Nick and Jess are most definitely nothing more than friends. That ship had sailed a long time ago. Except for the fact that, you know, both of them are completely in love with each other. But they're working on it. Nick/Jess.

Takes place the night before CeCe's wedding. Jess is feeling a bit sorry for herself, which Nick can relate to.

A few glimpses into the lives of Nick and Jess and parenthood. Mostly cute moments of Nick with children. Because who can resist? Fluffy and adorableness. (The K-plus rating is for a one slip with the s-word. A few very minor cursing other than that.) Ness pairing.

Post Season-2 Finale fic. Nick and Jess take a roadtrip. Daytime Nick and Nighttime Nick wrestle for control. I take no responsibility for the amount of profanity in this chapter. All of my characters in my head are potty-mouths and sexually active.

After getting engaged to Spencer, Jess catches him cheating with another woman, she packs her bags and leaves. Cece takes her out to a bar and when Cece disappears with a guy, she leaves Jess at the bar to talk to the bartender. They start talking. Really talking. Rated M for future chapters.

Starts between "Cooler" and "Parking Spot": Nick and Jess are having difficulty keeping their hands to themselves when they're alone. Their encounters are messing with the loft dynamic and Schmidt is determined to get to the bottom of their tension. Fluff/Angst

So much weird stuff happens in our beloved 4D... taking place after the Season 2 finale, this story explores a new loft dynamic with Nick and Jess as a couple, the return of Coach and the highs and lows that come with being roommates and roomfriends.

Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.

Based on the episode "Injured". What if Nick really did have cancer? How would the group get through the ordeal?

A sequel to Three Feet of Bar. Because getting hitched is only just the beginning. ** Will be continued. On hold for now**

After their relationship suddenly falls apart, Jess leaves Nick, taking her biggest secret with her. ON HOLD INDEFINITELY.

Alternate universe where one small difference means that Jess and Nick meet right around the beginning of the first episode of season 1 but in different circumstances.

Winston's rooftop birthday celebration has ended, leaving Nick and Jess to wonder if last night was just the beginning.

Nick, Jess, Winston and Schmidt have returned from their vacation in Hawaii, but at some point the affects of the sunshine have to wear off. How long can Nick and Jess keep the smiles on their faces before things take a turn for the worst?

A series of mostly unrelated one-shots about your favorite characters from New Girl! And the characters who you like, but aren't really your favorites. What's Nick's brother's name again? Anyway, these take place in seasons one and two and a few in the future. Healthy and regular doses of Ness.

With a re-imagined ending to the wedding episode, Nick & Jess take a leap of faith in themselves. Can Jess trust Nick not to break her heart? Is Nick ready to fall in love again? **1st chapter has been updated to include a companion one shot**

Nick finally gains the courage to kiss Jess, but what he doesn't know is that he winds up something he might not be able to handle. *Ness* *Smutty goodness in almost every single chapter* *Review and it'll get super steamy super quick.*

Nick and Jess find themselves lost in the world of electronic communication. MayaLala double dog dared me, how could I say no. Enjoy!

AU story. Jess never moved in with Nick, Schmidt and Winston. But you can't fight fate. Chronicling the interactions of Jess and Nick across three feet of bar and maybe closer... Spoilers for Season 1 and 2. Rated T except for the chapter - The Green Fairy part 2. If M isn't your thing, please just skip this chapter - it won't affect the overall story!

Based on 1x12 - Landlord When their Landlord accepts Jess' invitation to dinner, both Nick and Jess find themselves in an awkward situation, which neither of them are willing to back down from. T - For language

Five times Nick and Jess navigate already living together when they've only just begun dating (and one time they don't have to).

A short 'Cooler' based drabble. Why did she choose two? (Also a companion to 'Not Like This')

Nick and Jess are in the beginning of their relationship. Schmidt still hasn't chosen. T rated but I'm hoping for some M action (in the future, I hope) This is my first fanfic, so PLEASE review so I can see what i can improve

The way I want season three to go. Includes Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Winston, and Cece, guest stars. Rated M just in case.

This is a one shot where Nick and Jess go away for a romantic weekend and make some big decisions about their relationship.

She had been waiting up for Nick, but was starting to doze off. In order to stay awake, she tried to watch TV, play her ukulele (which Schmidt yelled at her for), and listened to some of her favorite vinyls, but none of that seemed to be working. She was growing more tired by the second, so she decided to do the only thing that she thought would keep her awake.

Book 1. Nick and Jess meet up over the years before they become roommates. What will happen when their chemistry collides? Complete.

Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons

[NOW COMPLETE! :D] In which Jess only has one person to take care of her when she comes down with a cold, and colds have a way of causing secrets to be spilled.

"If I want to build ya a dresser, I'm gonna build ya a damn dresser." He was dead serious this time. She could tell. "But if you want to have a date before sex…just, do me a favor, and have 'em with the guy you're having sex with…"

I DO NOT AND WILL PROBABLY NEVER OWN NEW GIRL, THE CHARACTERS OR ANY OTHER BRANDS/SHOWS MENTIONED. As much as I want to :( please enjoy my random Ness stuff :)

MayaLala's Prom Contest! Jess forces Nick to chaperone a prom with him at the tantalizing offer of some mozzarella sticks. In the hopes of it being like her second prom, Jess has high expectations of the night, but she could never have anticipated anything like the events that take place. In which the finale kiss never happened.

Nick and Jess have spent the last year navigating the incredible, yet complicated course of their relationship. Nick agrees to chaperone the High School Prom with Jess, and the night takes them somewhere unexpected.

Nick's favourite thing is waking up with Jessica by his side. If you like this story please review. If people like this story I will continue it, but for now I might just leave it as a very short oneshot.

Sherlock Holmes, and how he figures on the last night of Irene Adler's life, and what they do then.

Because I just can't seem to stop thinking about what's to come in season three, here are little "Lofty" Moments that I dream up in my head. Happy Hitched-ed-dom BlindAssassinUK! :)

They agree to disagree about where to go first, but the one thing they do agree on is that they're going somewhere. Somewhere else. Away from the city, away from the loft, away from real life for a little while. Nick and Jess are going to take a vacation. Together. Alone. -Not my characters, of course. Some chapters T, some M - consider yourself warned. :) Having fun with it!

Follow the highs and lows of Nick and Jess' first year as a couple throughout the various Holiday seasons.

One shots of first times for Nick and Jess.. Not in chronicle order. Flashbacks that wanted to included in How to Save a life... I do not own new girl :(

Chaos continues for the roommates of 4D in the days immediately following Cece's wedding day.

What if the morning after had gone slightly differently?

Set at an early point in their relationship, Jessica confronts Nick's nurse fantasies head on. M for a reason ;) For the wonderful ztofan :)

Nick and Jess fanfic. My first fanfic so sorry its not that good! After 2x25 episode! After Nick and Jess have a heated argument, the morning after reveals more than expected.

One girl's soul holds the key to saving the entire human realm. Problem is, she is temptation incarnate. In comes the 'Unfallen', one of the last of his kind. He won't be keeping that status for long. ExB #Angelward #Drabble #Dark #Violent #REVAMPED #REPOSTED #GEN

One line pregnant; two lines not. Ness.

Jess finds the perfect dress to wear on her date at her friend's vintage dress shop but will Ada throw a curveball on her growing relationship with Nick? Complete.

"Did you ever finished putting together that dresser from the Ikea?" a post 2.25 fic, featuring our favorite IKEA dresser. Because putting together a dresser is a boyfriend thing. And it looks like now Nick can do it. And get the reward afterward too... T to be on the safe side.

CHAPTER 7 (finally, sorry!) IS UP! Nick comes clean with Jess about the real story behind his "first time"... which opens up some new possibilities between them. Still deciding between a one shot and a multi-chapter piece, so feel free to weigh in! Some spoilers for Virgins.

Jessica Day is determined to get that notebook back from Nick. At any cost. Based on the events of 'Pepperwood'.

ONESHOT: Picks up where the finale left off. Nick doesn't want to give up on this either, he wants it to work but the reality is he has no idea how. He knows he needs to talk to Jess and figure this out but somehow things just keep getting in the way, including a frustrating sari, disapproving father and drug addled roommate. The LONG day one of Nick and Jess together.

A series of one-shots which blatantly disregards reality and has Nick and Jess get together in every way humanly possible.

Future fic - Jess's life is in danger and Nick reflects on their relationship - reviews would be very welcomed I do not own anything involving New Girl

Bella's husband's office might as well be labeled "home" on his cell phone. Edward's wife has magical headaches that appear nightly.

Friends with Benefits in secret. They could pull that off, right?

Inappropriate laundry room activities, etcetera. Commentfic that got out of hand. Goes a/u after Bachelorette Party and First Date (before Virgins). Definitely rated M.

Book 3. Nick drives to Chicago hoping to escape his feelings for Jess only to find she's there at every turn. Some chapters rated M. Complete. Thank you everyone for all the tremendous support, especially that you liked the ending! Thanks. **My life mixed with New Girl, a total blast to write**

Set immediately after 2x25, with where Nick takes Jess after they leave the wedding. My first ever fanfiction. Love this show so much! :) *These characters aren't mine. :) Now complete! I'll be starting something new soon. :)

This story follows Nick and Jess after "Virgins" and contains spoilers from the last three episodes of the season. The original chapter is actually the middle of the story, as I added a few chapters up until Cece and Shivrang's wedding. ***Chapters 9-12 are now up***

Nick doesn't want Middle School Dance Rules, he wants to know whats on those damn cards. How far will he go to find out? Or will he finally give in to that voice in his head which keeps telling him to man up and talk to Jess? No that would be too easy. Short story set after 'First Date' as Nick continues to struggle with his feelings for Jess and what he really wants. Nick x Jess

You always have the choice between life and death... until you don't. There is poetry at the beginning and end of our journey, but it's what you make of the interim that counts. BxE, rated M, canon parings.

Jess couldn't be a big girl. She couldn't watch it alone. She needed to find a way to convince him to watch it with her.

Cece and Jess get silly talking about Nick.

Jess decides to have a little fun with pushing the sexual tension between her and Nick, but two can play at that game. Who will be the first one to break and do something about it? Set between First Date and Bachelorette Party. My first fic, tell me what you think! :) Update: I fixed the formatting of it so hopefully it's easier to ready now :)

Jess is about to replay the much-anticipated sleepover party she had with Nick Miller last night, while she waits for the stupid turtle-face to wake up. (Gonna get a little T up in here. Maybe maybe SLIGHTLY M. But I don't exactly trust myself in that department.)

EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?

6 months post-Reichenbach, Sherlock approaches Irene with an unusual job offer: he wants to shoot up, and he needs someone to mind him. But can she remain detached whilst Sherlock spirals deeper and deeper into his addiction? A dark and frank character and relationship study. M for pervasive drug use, some language, and sexual content. Adlock. Followed by The Way the Heavens Go.

Nick and Jess have been dating a few months now. Nick is working hard not to mess it up, but in typical Miller fashion, he cannot help himself. As always, I do not own New Girl. It's all you, FOX!

Living by themselves hasn't exactly been the smoothest transition from their days at the loft, and Jess and Nick are still learning how to handle that. Jess has three questions for Nick, but Nick may have one even bigger question for her. Companion to 'Dresser Reflections,' by popular demand!

If this was going to happen at all, it was going to happen during a fight… This follows right after Jess storms into her room at the end of "Tomatoes".

"You will not build her that dresser. It's furniture. It implies that one day you will share it with her and that's not going to happen." - If only Nick had known what building that dresser would mean for him and Jess just a few short years down the road.

So the thing is, she's pregnant. (Future-fic, spoilers up to 2x20 "Chicago")

Drawing a line had been the best choice. But what if the attraction was getting too unbearable to not cross it?

You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.

Jess sneaks a peek at Nick's latest chapter, and is shocked at the change in genre.

Nick Miller really hates malls.

'Something like that...' Story unfolds immediately after episode 2x15 Cooler (because we've all been waiting so patiently). A different kind of POV piece. I hope you enjoy. Px

"Is this a terrible mistake?" he whispers into her fruit scented hair.

She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet

After an accident took Bella's parents, she is forced to live with her new guardian, family friend Edward Cullen. She's been drifting through life for the last year in a daze. Will Edward be able to get through to her and wake her from her living nightmare? Will her looming eighteenth birthday separate them, or bring them closer together?

Set after See Ya, slightly following the episodes/plot of season 2 (containing some spoilers!). Nick comes back to the apartment, with his reasons he won't say.. yet. This leads onto an interesting couple of weeks, and a number of games to be played. Now complete.

Jess is at her most hormonal and is made worse by a certain Nick Miller while the loft is empty.

Though Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?

Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH

What do you think happens if Gayward and Lesbiella are forced to live under the same roof? All hell breaks loose, eh? Oh, fudge. Well, one thing's for sure - only Emmett knows. HEA? - Promise ;

Six years of wanting…Two, since you held me in your arms and forever burned your touch into my senses, but now here you stand wanting another chance…claiming to have always loved me...asking for a repeat. Nerdy Tattward/Inkella

This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC

Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.

For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.

With only Nick and Jess sharing the loft, this slow-burning story takes place a couple of months after the season finale, 'See Ya'.

"Does age really matter when your heart is on the line? I say to hell with that." Meet Isabella Swan. New in town, new school, new friends, new boyfriend. Meet Edward Cullen. Successful architect and single father to a 17 year old boy. Sparks fly upon their first meeting. Will they be able to resist each other or will they give in to their indecent desires?

The job market is bad, and recent college grad Bella's dreams of being a teacher are crumbling away. Edward is a single father and doctor, struggling to raise his seven year old daughter by himself. Fate intervenes, changing them both forever. Drabble fic

When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.

Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest

Jess drags Nick to her family reunion in Sonoma Valley. The change in scenery proves to aid in the development of their relationship. Major Adult Content. Rated M for a reason!

Six years ago he tore her apart, broke her. Bella's a new, take charge woman now. What will happen when Edward walks into her conference room, and back into her life, as her new client? Rated M for language and future lemons. Drabble fic.

Esme's perspective on what it's like to be Little Green's mom - and the difficult decisions that come with the job. Written for the Fandom Gives Back at bettigefecht's request.

Edward's been dead for years, trapped in his former home that was just purchased by Bella Swan, a woman more perceptive than most. Will he scare her away like the others, or will they form an unusual bond between the living and the dead? AU AH… and ghost

Bella and Edward meet briefly on her 21st birthday. When fate conspires for them to cross paths again months later, will they have the courage to make it last while facing their darkest fears? March 2012 Drabble War entry AH

One pair of big, larger than normal black framed glasses. They shouldn't be a turn on, right? WRONG. Me and my 'buddy' are so not equipped to deal with this situation…A fic by Trease & Nyddi. Smut fest here we come!

My blurbs for the Fictionista Witfit workshop, beginning with March 2010. Rated M

I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M

Bella's five year old son makes a Christmas wish she'd never expected, and sets her entire world spinning. Written for the Fandom for Preemies compilation. AH.

Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

"Age shouldn't matter. When you meet the person that completes all the unfinished parts of you, it shouldn't matter about anything else." The story of a brazen young man, an invisible woman, and an unholy worship. E&B, AH, rated M, drabble-ish type fic.

Bella's English teacher, Mr. Cullen, can't stop looking at her like she's something to eat. She's cooking up quite the meal for him. Little does he know, revenge is a dish best served cold. But what if she has the recipe wrong? E/B. Canon couples. Drabble

At 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.

Bella has a fetish. Edward has a passion. What happens when fine art meets full frontal? An Ivy League romance with a twist... BxE, AH, rated M

Ignore the title! It has nothing to do with the content! This is what I think should have happened between Eric and Sookie at the end of the season. He did not remember their time together, but he was damn sure going to find out! M for ESN and kinky sex

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

Edward's night of random hookups leaves him with a telltale burning and itching. A trip to the student clinic provides him the relief he needs & Nurse Bella Swan just may cure him of his manwhore ways. Be warned: this is not your average cocktale.

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

His wife's journal. He shouldn't read it, but he can't help himself.

The scenes that didn't make the cut, the extras I wrote for various charities, thank-yous to my readers. You guys rock!

Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.

AU/AH, OOC: Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. When she meets Edward in the bar she frequents, will his help be enough to save her? Edward has just returned to Seattle and has secrets of his own when it comes to Bella...

When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings

Bella's a determined professional, her career takes priority in her life. With no time to date she decides to get herself a B.O.B. When it leaves her less than'satisfied' she returns to the store & meets a sexy manager who offers to show her the bunny way

Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes

Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included more…passion? Heat? Lemons? Me, too! Join me and my pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon-drops along the way. Rated for language and lemons.

Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.

From the wedding, to the honeymoon and beyond. This is Edward & Bella's sequel to Prelude. Mostly from EPOV. Rated M for future chapters. Begins in canon, but plans for some AU twists and turns in the future.

In the upcoming months, I will be participating in the Fictionista WitFit challenges. These are the results of my random brain working on word/picture prompts. Ratings may vary, depending on the prompt.

Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

A sequel to the story STAY. This follows House and Cameron as their marriage continues and House begins to want something more while Cameron prefers things as they are. Warnings: Miscarriage and pregnancy mentioned. CHAPTER NINE is up.

Sequel to Saints and Saviors. The continuation of House and Cameron's relationship, as they settle into what they like to consider a normal life. EPILOGUE UP June3rd COMPLETE

Cameron has quit, but she returns to the hospital under unfortunate circumstances and House is forced to confront his feelings for her along with dealing with Vogler, Cuddy and the rest of his staff at PPTH. EPILOGUE IS UP...COMPLETE.