Miss Classified
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Joined 01-03-11, id: 2686101, Profile Updated: 10-29-11
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl, and 39 Clues.

As we've seen before. My story The Daughter of Kronos. Is about a girl who is Kronos's daughter has to choose a side. She knows about the plan her father's has made before he died now it's up to her. Will Chaos rise? read her challenges before she has to choose.

I have a new story on! It's called What's Going on? It's about Amy and Dan Cahill, going into hiding from their dangerous enemies the one and only... Vespers. Artemis on the other hand has to protect The People from Opal's hands, but will he need his cousins help? R&R please?

I now have a new story... Reading The Mystery: Maze of Bones:

TRANSMISSION REACHED

"Shaila, is it on?"

"Nooo, I forgot the video card!"

"Don't you dare use sarcasm on me!"

"Just continue with the message."

"Anyways... Hello, my name is Kayla EvaHart! I saw how big the problem is in the ancient Greek and Cahill worlds... don't you notice it too? Soo.. umm.. yeah... I asked Gabe and Shaila to- OWW! What up with the stupid shoe!"

"You were about to give away vital information!"

"Oh yeah... Soo with the help of the G.O.P., I am going to hatch a plan. Let's hope you just stay tuned to what shall happen now we?"

TRANSMISSION ENDED

Kayla Evahart noticed how messed up the world is... What does she do? She collides them.. What is the G.O.P. anyway? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN A TINGE OF OOCNESS. GETTING THE GLITCHED FIXED WITH SOME REVIEWING HELP!


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with herWhen she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’


9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, FlameoftheHunt101, Iceheart112, Miss Classified

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV(Sometimes, but I do)
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.(sometimes)
~Sleep with your socks on

Total= 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink.(NO WAY! Check my outfits not a single splash of pink!)
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black.(GASP)
~You like hanging out at the mall.(OH, THE TORTURE!)
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were in gymnastics/dance?
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.(Nuh uh! My mom wrestles me to it)
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing (For me that would mean I'm selfish... I don't wanna be a star of anything.)

Total= 4

Hmmm, the girl side eh... I'm a girl.. ah forget it girls are squelish.

Your Amy side

~ You only like shopping for books

~You like jeans and t-shirts

~You are 14

~You are medium classed

~You prefer the lesser things in life

You have a brother who's a dweeb

~ You sometimes stutter

~You like ok food

~You don't have a fave color

~ You are humble

~ You look pretty,but don't realize it

Total=8

Your Natalie side

~You love shopping

~You wear designer clothes

~You are a Lucian

~Your fave color is black

~ You are proud

~ You are pretty

~You like threatining people

~You like fancy food

~ You are in love with Dan Cahill

~ You have an older brother

~ You are 11

~ You are rich

Total=1

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Everytime you say something intelligent, you lose people's focus or have them end up asleep, copy and paste this.

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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Friends vs. Best Friends. Another Bow.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!!

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You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PJO DOMINATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Wait," I said. Then I turned to Murphy and asked him to jump on the rock and look once again.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Simple answer: Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Lemonade Mouth

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:30 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:35pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My Mum and Dad outside my room

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, Watching a movie and enduring forty-five minutes of pure torture at the mall

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

simple I checked a few profiles

9. What are you wearing?

Classified

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, my dream was that me and a few friends were in a car chase with the police right behind us. One of my friends took out a machine gun, but sadly I slapped it out of his hand. Then the car ran out of gas when we stopped in front of this HUGE building. The door was locked and we used one of my friends head like a log to knock down the door which surprisingly did work. Then we went up the staircase and did the bat signal, and got saved by batman. (I kow weirrrd right???)

11. When did you last laugh?

I don't seem to remember

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

painting light switches and a few fake windows.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

This weird hobo guy who used a metal pole to knock a random guy unconsious, seriously!!!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

umm, dunno

15. What was the last film you saw?

Hanna

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

An airplane that has a banner on it that reads: SUPPORT THE ANTI-BIEBER PEOPLE

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Classified

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make Egypt better

19. Do you like to dance?

Classified

20. George Bush:

Now where's my pistol?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Miri

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Chase

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Amy

2.Dan

3. Ian

4.Fiske

5.Nellie

6.Natalie

7. Alistair

8. Hamilton

9.Jonah

10. Reagan

11. Madison

12. Sinead

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Natalie and Madison? Does Madison end up getting a makeover?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's old... *cue the chirping awkward crickets*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... Do you mean the other way around? Cause if you do... then a Branch war!!! but if it WAS NOT the other way around... THE APOCALYPSE OF THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! PROTECT THE CHILDREN AND RUN FOR YOUR VALUED LIVES!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah.. a little.. pity they don't mostly do him

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Natalie and Dan? Well. The Natan fans would ship it and scream yes, but THOSE TWO WOULD SCREAM AT EACH OTHER!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Nellie/Jonah or Nellie/Reagan... isn't Nellie too old for them? Well... I guess Nellie/Jonah It would be less awkward that way.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Alistair walking in on Dan and Sinead making out? The awkward crickets then come in to chirp...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ian and Reagan both have a problem... they're crushing on the Cahill siblings!!!! Read and laugh as they try to get noticed by them!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Amy/Jonah fluff? Yeah somewhere in the archive I've stumbled on it.. I think I read it last month

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Losing Loved Ones for Alistair/Sinead!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

no... but they'd freak out if they did

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Madison? I dunno... why won't you check it out yourself.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Dan/Fiske/Nellie Yeah considering it's a family thing, then yeah.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hamilton. I don't know any...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Amy/Natalie/Sinead. Warning: This story would involve torturing the main characters with excessive amounts of makeovers.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five.

I dun remember... July I think?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Amy and Alistair are in a happy relationship(WHAT!!!!) until Jonah runs off with Alistair(AHHHHHH!!!!!! I can't stand gayness!!!!!). Amy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Madison(What the heck!!!!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Natalie(What the double heck!!!!!), then follows the wise advice of Nellie(Okay now I'm calming down now since this one's good) and finds true love with Nellie(What the *!!!!!!!!). (WRONG ON ALL STANDARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

What title would you give this fic?

The consuming weirdness of this AUTHOR'S BRAIN

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Tomas hate Ekat. Ekat hate Tomas. Am I clear?

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

WHAT! Jessie! Where's Nellie! I must speak to her about her music choices

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Madison and Hamilton. Well... I tell them not to break the ducky and they're HOLTS! I think they were wrestling each other.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Hurt, offended, and sad.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Ian/Jonah. O.o Um... I'd leave them.. and spread the word!!!!

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Sinead! No not her! She's wise! I thought she'd see the bad in this!!!

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd ask her what she was looking for and give it to her... don't mess with a Holt. You'll just end up in a hospital

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Amy? She too smart for me.. she'd have a reason behind this.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Fiske? I'd feel weirded out.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Take the hairbrush! I don't want to be poisoned!!!!

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

They must hate me then...

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Scream the pain out... I don't wanna be in pain from Dan's lack of controling shruikens, and Madison's expertise in wrestling

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

I'd make Amy and Ian fall in love! They're supposed to fall in love! They were made just for each other!


My favored usual witty comments:

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

We can forgive those who bore us. We cannot forgive those whom we bore.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

Never argue with a fool, they'll just bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Today is the last day of some of your life.

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'

"If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?


Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


PLEASE DO NOT READ!!!!!!

(there were 3girls. They were looking through peoples
MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fing psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything. She opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents...)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. Im sorry but i have now cursed you. If you dont copy and paste this onto your profile, she will suffocate you. If you are so kind and DO copy and paste this, she will completly forget you and you will live in peace.

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school, Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...

She committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Thank you.


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go


39 Clues Creed.
When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to mke a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama their pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember thoes silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see famlies breaking up, and hurting eachother, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the peices and start over, I'll remember Madeleline.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remeber Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shrudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are

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School of Chaos by luciangirl06 reviews
Amy goes back to school. What will happen when she meets her sneaky relatives? What will happen once she meets Annabeth and Percy? A powerful demigod is sure to attract monsters. Takes place after TLO and Into the Gauntlet. Notice: This fan fiction is undergoing major renovations. New readers are welcome to read. For the old ones, please re-read.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Amy C., Ian K.]
In Hot Water by AndyHood reviews
Set in the Battle of the Labyrinth, Percy died when he is blasted out of the volcanoe. He awakes in the Underworld dead, but not all his soul is there. Now Percy has three days to rejoin with the rest of his soul or stay dead can he escape Hades kingdom?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,494 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Percy J., Carter K. - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE by Pjo06 reviews
The characters of percy jackson play a game of truth or dare. Who will drive a monster truck? Who will go in the closet with who? THERE WILL BE CLIFF HANGERS. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Mighty Crest by Stone Moss reviews
Fiske has important news that he has been keeping a secret for quite a while. He gathers the family for a reunion and they only know one thing...whatever Fiske is planning will change their lives...forever.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
The Book of Ra by mythomagic reviews
A year has passed since Carter and Sadie saved the world from Set, God of Chaos. Now, Apophis is rising, and the Kanes are now on a new journey-but will they find the Book of Ra and stop the serpent before it's too late? 3 YEAR HIATUS NEARLY UP-FEBRUARY 2015
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,047 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Carter K., Sadie K., Zia, Anubis
Boston: a sequel to Ian's blog by amycahill555 Unbroken reviews
I bet you read Ian's blog well this is where Natalie and Ian come to Amy and Dan's house in Boston!Alex Almighty helped!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ian K., Amy C.
Just the Beginning by NikkiSweets reviews
The clue hunt ended, but that not the ending. The Vespers are coming. Now Dan and Amy find that they had a cousin, Alexa, and Alexa had been living with Vesper for 2 years. Rated T just in case. This summary sucks, I know. Edited by MagicCahill.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Chronicles of a Teenage Mermaid and the Olympians by AnastasiaPhoenix1678 reviews
The flame of Olympus is going out, and there is only one creature who can light it again. Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have to recruit Anastasia Phoenix, keeper of the Phoenix's spirit and her sisters to save it. NicoxOC. Just a dash of Percabeth. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
Reading The 39 Clues by bookgirl39 reviews
Ian and Amy are kidnapped and forced to read the 39 clues! I know it's over done but I wanted to do this. IanxAmy
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Secret's of The Moon by jcont reviews
The goddess Artemis has a secret that she is been keeping for years. What happens when that secret is out?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,866 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Artemis
Riordan Readings: The Maze of Bones by Luv-Rain reviews
A secret host gathers the Clue hunters, some demigods, and the Egyptian magicians in a room to read one book from "The 39 Clues", "Percy Jackson", and "The Kane Chronicles". Read the first installment of "Riordan Readings". Rated K plus. PLEASE READ!
Crossover - 39 Clues & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010
Daughter of Chaos by angelxx22xx reviews
Innocence was always broken. But for others, it cannot be. Emotions drive us to our goals. For some, it couldn't. And one of those few is Zinna Willson. Zin for short. What happens if she meet a certain demigod that can and will break it for her? NicoXOC!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011
The Winter of Death by CrystleIceFire reviews
There's a new camper, the Daughter of Shiva, goddess of Winter, what happens when Nico, son of Hades, falls for this proper girl? Even if they are total opposties...And when a goddess is in danger, Annabeth,Percy, Cortana, and Nico have to save her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,343 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Falling for You by Little Lobster reviews
We all know the story of "The Sword Thief", right? WRONG! Here's the true story behind it!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
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Reading the Mystery: Maze of Bones reviews
The characters of PJO and 39 clues come together to read their books. They're located in some place named "Base 1" read to find out!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011
The Daughter of Kronos reviews
Kronos created a daughter for him to care for. But then he gets to addicted with his work. Which causes his daughter to choose a side. Peace and Chaos go to war
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Nico A.
What's going on? reviews
Opal has escaped and Artemis's cousins are comig to town. How is Artemis going to keep his cousins from snoopin' in his business of the people? Are they going to discover the fairies or not?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & 39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011