Hey there...

I'm a pretty basic person. Seeing as I'm a very limited writer (scroll down for translation), I figured I had better make a profile, so I wasn't "just a user" with a questionable username.

definition: "limited writer"- writes junk that only the author will want to read.

I can be found trawling the SPR fanfics...I'm a little bit (scroll for translation) of a Giovanni Ribisi fan. The SPR fanfics don't fullfill my Giovanni Bar, but they don't have a place for Boiler Room, The Big White or The Dog Problem fanfics...Yet. *hint hint*

definition: "little bit"- has watched every movie starring or co-starring this actor at least four times:- has referred to him as "Seth- Gray- no!, Solo,-...! I mean GIOVANNI" at least 20 times.

I'm also into the music side of life. I have mixed favourites, but generally stick to my British singers. *cough* Olly Murs *cough* Ed Sheeran...I'm not into the screamo stuff. The first time I listened to that sort of thing, my dogs went crazy and the cat went looking for the other cat being killed with a chainsaw. So I stay away from that sort of music, for my own sanity.

I'm picky with movies. I only watch horrors and thrillers in the 18+ rating isn't because of lack-of-clothing. I can't bear to see unrealstic apocolypse movies...Zombies are dead people. This means that they cannot run faster than the average human...To be honest, they shouldn't be AS fast as the average human, as they are dead...And that is how I rationalize. If you can forget the fact that once you're dead, you don't come back to eat brains. You go 6 feet under, in a tin or get picked up by that big road-cleaning truck thing...Then my reasoning isn't that bizarre.

I started writing a book, about two years ago, but my computer crashed...And then the same thing happened when I started again...Now I'm permanently plagued by writers-block when I try to re-write the same book. It would have been a very good book, FYI...

If you didn't get it, I'm in England. Not London, no. There are other places, and I'm in one of 'em. I wouldn't say I speak with a strict British accent. I miss the pronunciation of "T" in certain words. For example, I often pronounce "certain" as "cer'an"...Because I'm lazy with my words.

Okaly Dokaly, neighbourinos. I have nothing else to say.

FACT: This took me all of 6 minutes to write. (^ I lied.)