Hello, I am Sorrow-Silence. My sister is Sercet-Star. Please do not mind her, she is a bitch.
I just joined today and I am happy to be here. My name is Anaïs. Please call me Anais or SS...I do not want to be confused for my bitch sister, Annette. I am also a critic but not as badly as her. I am one year younger than her.
Bad grammar
In fact, I cannot stand people with horrible grammar and spelling.If you want to write, go ahead. Nothing's stopping you. But if you simply cannot write, which you will be able to tell if you are literate, then please, please go and do a bit of reading up before you come here.
OOC
I know not everyone can write as well as authors like J.K. Rowling and manga-ka like Miki Aihara but since you're using their settings please do them a favour and write their characters in character. Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, and Senri Shiki are not the type to use major swear words like shit and fuck.
Mary-sues
Everyone wants to be perfect. I do, too. But that does not mean that you can. Sure, it's fiction, but even then it has to be realistic. So be realistic.
It's just fiction!
This is not an excuse for humans to start mating with lions or for elephants to start sleeping with fish. You're using the writer's stories, for goodness' sake, not rewriting it. Though it is fiction, humans mating with lions and other things like that are over stepping the boundaries. Whoever says "there are no boundaries in fiction" is just in denial. Things like that can't happen, fiction or not.
Thesaurus Rape
Language used in stories that involve the use of mile-long words do not match the theme. "Now I do not have much of a hitch with this, I just do not want the atrocities." People do not understand that.
Ignorance of the existence of the Dictionary
Thesaurus rape is bad. But not using the dictionary and placing all the wrong vocabulary in the wrong places is worse. At least thesaurus-rapists know what they're talking about.
Illiteracy
If you appear not to be able to form a coherent sentence, start it with a capital letter, or end it with a fullstop, please go and read a decent book. "Omg Kaname klld Shizuka. Thts ttly imppsble." Is not real language. They do not speak that way in books, or at least not in books I've read. IM/text language is not the way you should be writing things. would you hand in a school assignment filled with 'omg's, "lol"s, "rofl"s, "da", "ttly", and "impssble"s? Think of this like a school assignment. Illiteracy gets you an F for Failure.
Need to start Paragraphing
How can people read stories that are not paragraphed? Even young children know how to paragraph. If you cannot paragraph your story correctly, then you are a fool that doesn't belong on this site.
Violation of Site Guidelines
Don't you peopel get it? Certain stories aren't aloud on here!
Entries not allowed:
1. Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, and etc.
2. One or two liners.
3. MST: comments inserted in between the flow of a copied story.
4. Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors, musicians, and etc.
5. Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.
6. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.
Read it and weep.
For your sake and mine, DON'T BE PEOPLE LIKE THIS
Semi-Literates
People who do not seem to be able to read. When you spell liek dis n doo not theenk ther iis sth rong wif iit, you are illiterate. If it's just the grammar, it's okay. As long as you can spell.
Plagiarists
You may not realize but, plagiarism is not legal! YAY FOR YOU