
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.
Hey. Call me Sherman or Lena. I AM a GIRL by the way. I love to cheer (no im not a prep cheerleader more like an out cast cheerleader/ emo who doesnt purposely inflict pain on themselves.)
Im going into 9th grade. WOOT! HIGH SCHOOL! Stories up!
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
(hell, i'd be the ones kicking and throwing darts at them while they're turning blue in the face)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile..
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when in the middle of math class you're being lectured and you randomly yell out "i had a dream of fucking gerard way" in front of the teacher. Crazy is when all or most of the things on this crazy list apply to you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,EverMindTheRuleOfThree, EmoVampire1893
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.\
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If the name of your world ends in land, world, topia, or burg, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.
If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.
If you like to run down the street on christmas morning screaming, "I got new undies!!" copy this to your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)
If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If whenever your in pain, you take it out on your brother, only because you have nothing better to do, copy this profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.
If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you think that only losers don't own Twilight, copy this to your profile.
If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as muct as I do, copy this to your profile.
If you love the rain, copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile
If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile
If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adrenaline rush, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever jumped off of a seventy five foot bridge into an estuary filled with orcas, dolphines, sharks, and gators, copy this to your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annyou someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.
If you love your family, but sometimes lay in bed at night thinking of ways to commit the perfect murder, copy this to your profile.
If you would trade your family for the perfect book, copy this to your profile
If you've ever had your bedroom door taken away as a punishment copy this into your profile.
If your brothers have actually busted down your bedroom door, copy this in your profile.
If you’re ever actually tried to place your mother into an insane asylum, copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile.
If it would be shorter just to tape a mile of string to this profile instead of having all your stuff on it, copy this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if you like bagels.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, to your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took the last piece of your gum, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer.
If less than two days before this was posted, your profile was blank, copy this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you'd be breathing yet mourning the loss of his sexiness, put this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(BITE ME ALREADY, DAMMIT NIC!)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
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AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, rhythm of life, trueVaMpIrE, EverMindTheRuleOfThree, EmoVampire1893
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
(So...why then have we all been submitted to spelling tests our whole lives? Ponder THAT a while.)
Favorite Most used phrases/threats from .ForeverFrozen. :
If you talk to me again, the Easter bunny cornering you into a dark alley holding a butcher knife will be the last thing you see.
I'm going to punch you so hard that your face will be beyond repair...wait, it already is...well then, think of this as an improvement!
I'm in league with Vampires...you don't wanna mess with me.
Go to hell...just stay away from the 17 islands i have reserved down there!
I hope you freeze in hell.
Go burn in heaven. yeah, i went there.
Life sux, love sux, then you die.
My personality is like that of a day. The sun has to set, and when it does, the moon comes out.
I like life, however, life is a waste of death.
You have the intellect that of a parrot-brained mule.
wow...when i eat a whole meal, it's a sure sign of the apocalypse.
Humans are a stupid race, a waste of air, and a waste of space.
I do believe in love, except if it includes me. tear
I am the way i am because i am afraid of loss, heartbreak, and death.
Drama...no one likes the middle school brand, but it's what makes the world go round.
If people were meant to be understood, they would've been born with a personal manual.
Love will be the death of me...whether it's because of a psycho x-boyfriend, childbirth, suicide after breaking up, or a car crash on the way home from a date, one way or another, Love will end me.
The world doesn't revolve around you. if it did, you'd be outrageously bright, hot, and floating in the middle of space without oxygen.
I fear you. you think i'm sane. maybe you, being the psychiatrist, need mental help...
Just because I trust you doesn't mean my heart does.
School...it's where i'm going after i die...aka HELL!
my parents want me to live. being a teenager, i have to defy them, right!?
When you're little parents are always encouraging you to Walk and talk. well, as of right now they keep telling me to sit down and shut up...
Reality. If you can't take it, don't live in it.
As sweet as hell can be, living in this misery...
My life is a bunch of peaches and cream. Rotten, smelly peaches and damn sour cream.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
A friend will tell you that you're going to die quickly and painlessly but a best friend will plan your murder out to be slow and torturous.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "damn, that was fun!"
A friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him anonymously whispering "seven days..."
Officer, I swear to drunk i'm not god!