Caseus
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Joined 06-23-08, id: 1613246, Profile Updated: 12-20-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

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Who am I? Well, I'm actually two people- Miss Armodeus and Miss Babelfishy. They are both aspiring writers and artists, who have decided to inflict their writing upon the rest of us. Oh, did I say inflict? I meant share. Yes. Share.

~ARMODEUS~

Brought up in the Land of Cheese, Armodeus caught the dreaded Bookworm Disease from an early age and has been suffering from it ever since. All it takes is a good novel - nay, a condiment label - for anyone to see that she reads too much for her own good. She got to know Babelfishy on a long hike in the Aussie outback (stealing her Vegemite, naturally). In her writing, she tries to match Babelfishy's sparkling wit - although, knowing Armodeus, it's most likely to end up as joke about pickles.

~BABELFISHY~

Raised on a farm by weasels, Babelfishy ran away from home to join an accounting firm. She is currently at school (due to an unfortunate time warp) and her life long ambition is to become the Doctor's next companion. At her still tender age, she has already achieved more that Ash Ketchum, and has indeed caught them all (Pokemon, that is, not STDs). She currently resides in Omaha, Tajikistan, with a giraffe, and spends most of her time whittling harmonicas from children's tears.

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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess by Arglefumph reviews
A chapter-by-chapter parody of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Philosophers Stone by HiBob reviews
That's why they're afraid of you, Draco. You're the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,927 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Obsession by ScHiZoPhReNiC-GoLlUm reviews
A comical story about an obsessed, somewhat lunatical girl who falls into Middle-Earth with about three working brain cells. Her attempts at getting Legolas fail miserably, but hey, what's the worst that could happen?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,381 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabanana reviews
Oh noes! Jocular Brown has escaped from the wizard prison Azkabanana, and even the creepy Dementopeels can't find him. Will Harry be able to save the day once more ? And why does the new teacher, Professor Foxglove, enjoy eating puppy chow so much?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Rubber Chicken reviews
Dumbledork peered at Harry over his half moon glasses. “Harry, Voldesmurf has stolen the philosopher’s rubber chicken!" "What?" said Harry incredulously. Dumbledork poked him. "Well, what are you waiting for? Go and make a parody out of it!" Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Kind of Secret Room reviews
THE KIND OF SECRET ROOM THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT HAS BEEN OPENED. THE STYROFOAM MONSTER HAS BEEN RELEASED. The long-awaited sequel *cough* to Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Novelty Rubber Chicken!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete