![]() Name:Why should I tell you? Age:16 (\)_(/) If you HATE child abusing copy and paste this to your profile. My name Kelly I am only three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Kelly I am only three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! .. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's not polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what your number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile. If you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If most of these apply to you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you think you're insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. .••) .•) .•.•) .•) Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder. I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him. You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us. I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine. Trust no man, fear no bitch. Hating me won't make you pretty. Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face. Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow. He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone. The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. Love your enemies! It really pisses them off To put it nicely, I hope you choke. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Prank list for walmart! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. A REAL BOYFRIEND When she stares at your mouth HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of the teenage girl population would be dead if Joe Jonas said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this into your profile if you would be one of the 5 percent who would realize that still breathing would mean you could have him all to yourself! ( Why would i care?? only if i did it(over my dead body i would) or my friends did. the jonas brothers are WEIRD!!!) If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever mispelled a word that is four letters long or less, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.( as if i ever would!!!!!) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.(i twisted my wrist!) If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.( another hobby) If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.( hell yeah they are weird and awesome!!!!!!!) If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(love to do this) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.( fave past time when i have nothing to do) Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!(who on earth would stop breathing because of that!!!!!!!!) If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yes I am very very very very very very crazy and i show it off) If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (SIMPLE(i say this in a sing-song voice)) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.(i just did this to day!!!) If you ever thought you were a nerd, paste this into your profile. (l feel special now. hehehehehehehehehehe!!) If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. (no one can be you so hell yeah!) If you think that insane cartoon rabbits are cool copy and paste this into your profile. (day are da bomb!! love em!!!) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Pact. even if i wanted to my parents would kill me even though i'm their daughter.) 92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if your one of the 8% who would be laughing your head off. (That would be really funny. just because) 90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile. (I'm already laughing!) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.( thats me through and through) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Free entertainment for my friends) If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (see above sore face) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. (i was acting blind that day. it was't my fault!!!!) If you or (and) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (HEHEHEHEHE. thats me and my friends) If you've ever tried to run up a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.( FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!) If you think that it's not fair that the Winx movie isn't in the U.S.A. yet, copy and paste this into your profile.( its not out in NZ either!!!! i dont think...) If you've ever mistaked numbers for letters and you aren't dyslexic, copy and paste this into your profile. (i couldn't understand it!!!!! i wonder why?????) Sometimes you just have to talk to yourself. If you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. (GUILTY. i is really fun though!!!!!) If you still watch kiddy movies, copy and paste this into your profile. (i have a collection. hehehehe.) I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt that the whole world is against you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you could just grow wings and fly away from your problems, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Look at this word carefully for a minute: REVOLUTION. Do you see the word LOVE in it? If you do copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, If you you think Edward Cullen isn't a vampire, but a fairy, copy and paste to your profile A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Post this in your profile if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Chinbaldo, Fox Heaven, Naruto Ninja44, 2hott4u, ororo.42, Poison's Ivy, Valkyrie Cain, waterbendergirl101, KiraraGlitter, Authoress-in-training, xBloomStarx, ElementalFantasyFairy, Don'tBeAfraidToStandOut (.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. SOOOOOOOO SAAADDDDDDDD NOW THIS IS WEIRD!!!! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART (Or in the mall) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute 3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet. 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold. 5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and 8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk 9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, 11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of 13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good" 14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest. 15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional) 16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!" 17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?" I LOVE this thing!!!!!!!! It's awsome! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Crazy is when you have to sit in the same chair in Maths or else. If Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana were to rob a bank, 90 percent of the world would follow her. If your part of the 10 percent that would be watching her on TV and saying 'I knew she was getting poor...', copy and paste this into your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. ) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Random Question Time!!!! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "This is an emergency. My future is on the line," I told her - Struck by Lightning by Chris Colfer 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My blanket 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? Doctor Who 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 3:24 AM 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3:14 AM 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My music from my MP3 and my fan 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today when I when shopping 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My profile settings 9. What are you wearing? Pink and white striped sleeping/workout shorts and white muscle tank top with batman insignia on it 10. Did you dream last night? Nope 11. When did you last laugh? Can't recall 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing 13. Seen anything weird lately? Nope 14. What do you think of this quiz? its okay... 15. What is the last film you saw? Cars 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Just random junk mainly 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Why should I do that? 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Don't know 19. Do you like to dance? Yes but when no one is watching. Ever. 20. George Bush: One word. Ummmmmmmmmm... 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Alexina, Lexington, or Althea/Thea 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Don't know Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika,BFSF, Don "QuixoticQuest,", ElementalFantasyFairy, Don'tBeAfriadToStandOut , Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Don "QuixoticQuest,", ElementalFantasyFairy, Daughter of Nemesis Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! |
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