Sagewoodhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Midnighters. Hello. My name is Alice. I can be very random sometimes. I like soy lattes with french vanilla syrup and lemons. When life gives ME lemons, I- OOOH! LEMONS!! LEMONSLEMONSLEMONSLEMONSLEMONS!! I am friends with AliaraGen. I absolutely, positively HATE Hannah Montana. I would rather crawl across broken glass with my bare knees than watch a Hannah Montana Marathon. Same goes for everything else on Disney Channel(shudder). I am crazy about House(We'll miss you, cutthroat bitch!) and Lost(Charlie is SO not dead!). I'm not much of a fanfiction writer(I prefer stuff you can sell to a publisher without getting arrested, cough cough, OPAL MEHTA!! cough cough), but I review things. Toodles! |
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180 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,851 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
Who the Puck Are You? by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt and Puck are in a secret relationship. After promising not to break one another's hearts and admitting their love, they prepare to tell their friends. But when tragedy strikes, a heart may be broken after all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,412 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Puck, Kurt H.] - Complete
Tears for You by IceQueenRia reviews
5 times Finn Hudson made Kurt Hummel cry, and the one time someone unexpected made him smile. Warning-Rape
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Before it's too late by newhpwriter86 reviews
As a small boy, Harry is abused. As he grows up, he begins to grow bitter. Because no one knows what is happening to him until he is eleven, he is an angry child at Hogwarts. Will the teachers be able to help him? Dark Harry for a while, but changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Harry P.
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Sponsors by gethsemane342 reviews
So, why would someone actually sponsor a tribute? Twenty-four sponsors and their reason for picking their tribute.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Other tributes, Katniss E. - Complete
Minesweeper by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
A mine is a powerful weapon. It is made even more powerful by the fact that it was put in the Arena unintentionally. In the right hands, it is a way to win the Games. Set during the 74th Hunger Games, semi AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Other tributes - Complete
Stories by iwishiwaslunalovegood reviews
iTunes on shuffle. 9 songs. 9 stories. DracoxLuna. Might contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Mothers and the Pants by HP-Magic reviews
They always marked their lives by summers and this one is no expception. However, this time, will the pants still fit? Tibby, Lena, Bridget and Carmen embark on a new adventure, pregnancy and motherhood.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006
Catching Smoke by Prongywong reviews
There's James, quidditch playing, womanizing 'hunk'. There's Lily, prefect, straight O student. But how did they become James Lily? Add in Sirius, Remus and some other hilarious characters, you get an awesome story. REEAAAAAD ITTTT! You wont regret it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 94,855 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
This Used to be My Playground by Daimeera reviews
She was a wreck, and no one, not even Ellie, could help but notice. She was makeup free, with dark circles around her eyes, and she hadn't showered in three days. Her hair hung in strings around her face, and her normally perfect skin was oily.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,624 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Ellie N., Paige M.
Brass and Iron by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Alister is brass. Lara is iron...A series of drabbles on the AlisterxLara pairing.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 6/10/2007
Speak 2 by Noxstarr reviews
Melinda returns to Merryweather high for her sophomore year. Unfortunately for her, everyone knows of her painful secret. Does this knowledge help Melinda grow as a person, a daughter…a friend? Or will the pressures of it all cause her to just not speak.
Speak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
The Chuteand Harry's feelings afterwards by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
I really liked the chute episode with Harry and Tom but it made me see a potential couple there, so this is a Tom/Harry story xx
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2008 - T. Paris, H. Kim
One of a Kind by TiredisMN reviews
A girl of 16 becomes stranded on an island with a whole bunch of other boys; what will happen to poor Kaitlyn?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
Gone by blackflame28 reviews
Everyone has secrets. Kristy tries to keep her abusive relationship a secret. Dawn returns from California with a history she isn't willing to share. Mary Anne falls in love with someone no one expects. This story deals with mature themes.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,153 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Kristin A. T./Kristy - Complete
Soapstone reviews
Originally a fanfic for Clockstoppers, but that's not on this site sob! . But it's close enough. I don't know the lingo round here, but this, I think is one-shot. I'm not adding anything else to it. Read and Review, please? :
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete