Buahahaha ! OhaiDere ! Welcome To Teh Epic Profile Of Moi! Well , Here Are Some Basic Facts About Meh !

Name: Demiyah (Duh-My-Uh) Call Me Miyah-Sama :)

Age:13 (Yes, i am 13 SUCK ON IT ! :3)

I am a HUGE Naruto Fan ! Hidan Is Mines _

My full name is Demiyah Alazjah Zaire Townsend, i am 13 , i am brazilian , jamaican , white , and black :) & a little bit of indian. I am lightskinned & i have weird eyes, they're hazel,brown,blue,and green. Yeah , super weird. i live in Peekskill New York & I go to peekskill middle school , i LOVE roleplays & making my own plots for them , i am extremely short for no reason, 5'2. I have a boyfriend. & i don't believe i love him yet , because i don't want to get my heart broken -_- . But i like him alot. we've been going out since Valentines Day :)

I don't believe the world will end in 2O12 . i just dont, it's ridiculous . I also love Yaoi couples :o ! Mostly Naruto and the akatsuki . . But yeah ..

I guess thats it ! BaiBai Gaiz ! :)

This or That? The 60 Question Quiz!
Simply pick from one of the two in each question. And yes you MUST pick one!

01. Male or Female? Female.

02. ASDA or Tesco? Tesco!

03. Windows or Apple?Windows.

04. Queen or ABBA? Queen

05. Harry Potter or LotR? Harry!:)

06. Odd or Even? odd.

07. MySpace or Face Book? FACEBOOK!!

08. Red or White Wine? White!

09. Friday or Saturday? Friday!

10. Meat or Veg? meat?

11. Pokemon or Dragonball? POKEMON!!

12. One or Two? two?

13. Ketchup or Salt? SALT!

14. Google or Yahoo? Google!

15. Heads or Tails? Tails.

16. Christmas or Birthday? Birthday!

17. Text or Call? call!
18. Wholemeal or White Bread? White?

19. Fire or Ice? Fire.

20. Deal or No Deal? deal?

21. Solar or Lunar? Lunar.

22. Ninja or Samurai? NINJA!!

23. Cats or Dogs? Neko.

24. Godzilla or King Kong? GODZILLA!!

25. Greek or Egyptian? IRISH!! Lol.

26. Spots or Stripes? stripes. cuz I'm a tiger. rawr.

27. Bath or Shower? Etto...depends on who's around...cuz you never know who might peek...

28. Tag or Hide'n'Seek? Ano...hide n seek...

29. Pirates or Cowboys? Pirates!

30. Club or Pub? Club!

31. Land or Sea? Sea

32. Too Hot or Too Cold? too hot. because then you can strip XD

33. Right or Left? Right

34. Sword or Gun? Swordd!:)

35. Batman or Superman?..Batman.

36. Explorer or Firefox? Explorer.

37. Xbox or Playstation? depends on the games you let me play!

38. Acid or Alkali? Acid!

39. Barbie or Actionman? Barbie!

40. Footy or Rugby? Rugby.

41. Obese or Anorexic? Both!

42. Round or Square? Round.

43. Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity? big brother.

44. Horror or Romance? Horror!:)

45. Apple or Orange? Apple:) because nothing rhymes with orange.

46. Rock or Pop? Pop !

47. Spend or Save? Save

48. Traditional or Something New? Traditional.

49. Speak or Listen? Speak.

50. Yes or No? YES YES YES!! Cuz it either means that I'm having sex or I've just accepted something.

51. Change or Keep? both.

52. Quality or Quantity? Quality
53. Communist or Fascist? Ano . . Etto . .

54. Half-Full or Half Empty? Half-Full :)

55. Minority or Majority? Majority

56. Luxury or Efficiency? Luxury

57. Today or Tomorrow? Tomorrow

58. You or Them? ME!!

59. Good or Evil? Evil :3

60. This or That? that. because it is that and this is it. bonus points if you know what 'it' is.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste it.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this this.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy and paste this.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this

I like cheese. I eat poptarts. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this!

If you've ever copy and pasted something, copy and paste this!

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door copy and paste this

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy and paste this.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy and paste this.

If you like to write, copy and paste this.

If you think the Holocaust was vile, vicious, cruel, unfair and violent and you wish it never happened, add you're name to this list. Chakragirl15

if you think Doctor Mengele's experiments on people were vile, vicious, cruel, unfair and violent and you wish he had never done anything to those people, add your name to this list. Chakragirl15

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.

If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'

If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'

If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason'

If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.

If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.

If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others.

And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill.

Add your name to the list.

The life of a teenage racoon, Waveblader213, CHristinaAngel, SkywardShadow, VicEveSamAlex, -PENUCHI-, Naruto98, Chakragirl15

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto:

· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind ShurikenThrow of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friend's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

Got a problem with me? SOLVE IT
Think I'm trippin too much? TIE MY SHOES
Can't stand me? SIT DOWN
Can't face me? THEN TURN AROUND

5 minutes is never over, is it? it's always: "five more minutes, five more minutes!" when really you mean, "LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE." right?

One of my most favoritest people are Rockstar Jubilee , i love her! xD She totally inspires me & she's cool beans bananas & fruitz! So i shall call her Ju-Chan! :) Yes , a very random nickname.

My grandma & her boyfriend are currently making out in the living room , don't get me wrong , my grandma isn't old but it's still creepy... -_- Baka-Chan!

Haha! So I made a collab account with my awesomest reviewer ever , Rockstar Jubilee , i love you cricket-chan! ^.^ we still have to decide on a story but it's gonna be AWESOME! BELIEVE IT!

My favorite line from Naruto Abriged! Pein: And bring back ACTUAL GIRLS! NOT BIMBO'S AND HO'S! THIS IS THE AKAT-FUCKING-SUKI! NOT THE AKATSUKI BROTHEL FOR ATHIEST WHORES! I'LL SACRIFICE 'EM TO JASHIN-SAMA! (xD Yes , pein said jashin-sama.)