Konnichiwa nya! Update time nya! ==

Name: depends...

Age: you don't need to know

Location: don't feel like tellin ya

Hobbies/Likes: reading and writing fan fiction, watching anime, playing games, etc...o and i LOVE POTC and LOTR! ==

Dislikes: Hinata Hyuuga and Sasuke unless they are a couple (Naruto), Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya), Ron (Harry Potter), Mei (Avatar, Last Air Bender), Tamaki (Ouran...well...most of the time anyway), bugs (especially spiders and roaches XP), healthy food (hehe jk!...maybe...), and some other stuff...

On my story called "Dracos Familiar" I KNOW its like "zero no tsukaima"! That anime was the inspiration for the story! I was thinkin how much it was remindin' me of "Harry Potter" so I wrote it! It's like the story of the anime, but with the characters from "Harry Potter" with a twist because I put Draco in the place of Louise and Hermione in the place of Saito and so on. But in recent chapters, it's become more...independent. It still has the general story line, but it's not following as closely now. (And I do NOT own the anime, the characters from it OR from Harry Potter, but I wish I did...*sighs*) AND in the most recent chapters, it...well it isn't so much like the anime anymore. It still follows the general story line for now, but it is not so...mirrored.

On "Hermione", its a AU, characters at least have OOC moments, and a few are just completely OOC, I just wanted to have fun with an idea I had. And I'm very sorry, I thought I explained it, but apparently I accidentally skipped over that. (SPOILER ALERT, IF U HAVEN'T READ THE STORY, YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ THIS!) The reason Draco's bite marks didn't heal, was because it was a sign that he is Hermione's love. She didn't mean to, and it wasn't her fault, but when she bit him, she marked him as hers, before she even knew she loved him. It basically showed that he was her true love. Hope that makes sense and the "kidnapping" is for fun because they like her and want her to themselves even if its only for a little while. And as for other pairings, like for Ginny, well you can just make that up yourselves ABOVE ALL ELSE, REMEMBER ITS AU AND JUST FOR FUN! IF YOU ASK ANYTHING THAT'S IN THIS SUMMARY I WILL NOT RESPOND! Have fun reading!

Last little note on the stories, Red Riding Hood will very soon be moving to my other account, I'll include a link to the profile below. Sorry for any confusion during this process, just bear with me and in a few days it'll be moved and updated, and I'll finally update my other stories too love ya ==

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3380909/yuriloveisbest

PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!

I was thinking of posting one or two...maybe three new stories that I've been working on. And they are:

1. A Nadesico fic that focuses on Ruri...and I must warn you that I might turn her into a cat girl too hehe *sweat drop* probably not though...but you have been warned! And I don't have a defined couple yet, but it will most likely be a Ruri/OC

2. A "Kung Fu Panda" fic. I watched that recently and I suddenly got an idea and I started writing it and before I knew it...I had already written a few chapters. So the couple would be Tai Lung/Taigress

3. The last one is a crossover between Chibi Vampire (Karin) and Ouran. The couple would be Umehito/Anju.

So if you wanna give your opinions or suggestions (even for a different/new fic), just send me a message! Or you could just mention it in your reviews.

Just to let you all know, I'm working on a series of one shots for my favorite pairings involving Hermione and Kitty, which hopefully I will post the first one or two soon, and it will always say complete since they're all one shots. And you are welcome to ask 4 a pairing done, and I will most likely do it. So send in those reviews and such

ok some of the pairings i like...

NARUTO:

ITANEKO!! AKANEKO!! :3

NARUSAKU!! luv! pure cute luv!

gaadeia (gaaraXdeianara) (also know as gaaraXaru)

LeeTen/NejiTen

ShikaTema

ChoIno...i think its a very ironic and cute couple :3

SasuHina or ShinoHina...well I hate Sasgay and Hinata-me (if you don't get that just ask), so I put them together...I do like Shino, but...eh...

HARRY POTTER:

DRAMIONE!! SO KAWAII!! CANT RESIST!!

harryXhermione! An EPIC couple! Cute and totally...understandable. It's great, but I still love dramione more X3

snapeXhermione...I really luv the studentXteacher stuff...dont know why...just cant resist!!

siriusXhermione...luv! :3 and remusXhermione...more luv! X3

no ronXhermione! I HATE Ron! He's a horrible friend who's only friends with Harry when he's popular. And he's whiny and so freakin' ANNOYING! Hermione could do better. WAAAYYY better. ANYONE would be an improvement. Ron can be with anyone else...or no one...ya know...whatever

o yeah! and harryXluna! they're so cute x3

SOUL EATER:

KIDxCRONA!! X3

soulXmaka

steinXmary

black_starXtsubaki

TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND/ACTION/WORLD TOUR: (BTW, I don't really like the series...i just LOVE DxG! Quite frankly, DxG was just a matter of time. punkXgoth vs punkXprissy b*tch...boy that's tough *rolls eyes*. And then I KINDA got into some other couples...)

DxG!! (duncanXgwen)

GxB (geoffXbridgette)

OxI (owenXizzy)

HxL (haroldXlashawna)

TxL (tylerXlyndsay)

CxS (codyXsierra)

And even AxH (alejandroXheather)

There are probably others, but I can't think of them right now...

HELLSING:

ALUSERAS!! luv it! and no one else! they can not b with ANYONE else! ABSOLUTELY NO ALUCARDxINTEGRA CRAP! XP

XIOLIN SHOWDOWN: (dont like this show as much...but...)

JACKIMI!! LUV!

FMA:

edXdeia (edXdeianara) hope that makes u happy, aru-chama!

FINAL FANTASY: (it will b a LOT easier not to split up the games...and just the favorites...)

AURONxRIKKU

VINCENTxYUFFIE

IRVINExSELPHIE

VIVIxEIKO

balthierXpenelo/vaanXpenelo...both are kawaii...but i think i like baltierXpenelo more :3

RYDIAxEDGE

INUYASHA:

SESSHYRIN!! :3

inukag and mirokuXsango and kougaXayame...anything else is just wierd...

There are a ton of others i like...but i dont wanna write em all...2 lazy XD

Put this on your
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IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

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（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
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I like cats

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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...() () (\_/) (\_/)
...(0.0) (0.o) ('.')
...( _ ) c(")(") (")_(")
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

I LOVE POSSESSIVE MALES! If you love them 2, copy and paste this on your profile! X3

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

Try this!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say FALL OUT BOY

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.--

...CHOCOLATE...enough said

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Ice-Eagle Y'siri, xreallyxboredx, Shinobi of the Sound, fangrl369

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura (and because you hate him), copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off. (It's SO obvious)

97% of anime lovers would have a heart attack if Sasuke committed suicide.Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 3% dancing on his grave!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, NejiSakuFan, romanticXXmidnightXXlullaby,XxSadisticxPsychoxVampirexX, mysticblue05, fangrl369

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

If you think Japan is awesome copy this to your profile

If you speak a little (or even a lot ;3) Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in ninjas, copy and paste!

If you think Hinata's a slut just as much as Karin, copy and paste!

And most important:

If you love all them guys in the Akatsuki, copy and paste!

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love him so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, PASTE THIS

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, PASTE THIS

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.)

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Harrypottertwilight!!, ThornRose16, fangrl369

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile.

If keyboards hate you copy this onto your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, PP-PhantomPhoenix, ThornRose16, fangrl369

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, Ice-Eagle Y'siri, xreallyxboredx, Shinobi of the Sound, fangrl369

If you and your best friends are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to others, then copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend will be sitting next to you, saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! Let's do that again!" If you have a best friend, then copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste.

If you know people who should not only get run over by a bus, but be hung by their own intestines, copy and paste.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it takes only 4 muscles to punch them.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy, yet guys only want one thing from many girls. WHAT GIVES?!

Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15, Twigaloo,Emmettslover, ThornRose16, fangrl369

Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD

1. TOBI

2. CHIBI-NEKO

3. GAARA

4. SHIKAMARU

5. TEMARI

6. ITACHI

7. HIDAN

8. DEIDARA

9. TENTEN

10. LEE

11. SAKURA

12. SASORI

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

yes, itasaku is pretty popular.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

yeah, he's pretty hot, but itachi is hotter!

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

that would be impossible since they're both guys.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

...not at the moment...i dont usually read ones about TENTEN...but maybe i should!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

YEAH! ITANEKO 4EVER!!!! X3

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

...i guess TEMARI/LEE (5/10)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Hidan would freak out, kill sasori, and take chibi-neko...or hidan would fail and sasori would get her ;3

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

...after their first fight, they became friends...when Lee comforts Gaara after he was rescued from the akatsuki, they just might become something more!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

well...deitobi is pretty popular...so maybe

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"The girl that got away" (chibi-neko being the girl. she chooses itachi, and hidan and sasori are both hurt...who knows what will happen with them!)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

...not sure...but probably...gaara's very popular after all!

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?

...friends on deviantart draw Sakura...and a lot of people on fanfiction write about Sakura...so yeah...if that counts

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

...well...no...at least not until i write about chibi-neko...and if i could convince someone to write it then sure...but i would probably write it!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

THE POWER OF YOUTH!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

..."somebody told me" by the Killers

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: EXTEREME YAOI!

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

BE MY GIRLFRIEND! I'LL PROTECT YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

SAKURA: well...she always loved bad boys...and they are pretty cute...besides, those hands of his are pretty smexy!

20) How emo is Seven?

super emo and super smexy!

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

If you are pro-choice (against abortion) copy and past this on your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism