DEATH: So, JAKUP, how was your life?
ME: Well, basically it was a mix of Discworld, Tenchu, Zildjian, Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, and a little hint of X-Files.
DEATH: That's it?!!
JAKUP:...yeah, pretty much...why?
DEATH:...You're pretty lame.
JAKUP: Hey, just because I spent my entire life inside playing video games, watching TV, and despratly trying to get at least one fan from my pitiful excuses for writing doesn't mean I'm a complete loser...It means I'm a...well...a complete loser. What's your point?
DEATH: Never mind...
DEATH'S SCYTHE: slash slash slash!!!
ME: AHHHH!!!!!

THE END