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The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,475 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
99 Problems by thenpitythebackseat reviews
What happened the morning that Ponyboy got jumped? One-shot.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Darry C., Two Bit M. - Complete
Wild World by Octopus123 reviews
Johnny Cade wants more than humid summers and purple bruises. Dallas Winston only wants liquor, sex, and violence. Elizabeth Carter wants serenity back in her hurricane life. But East-side Tulsa only takes, so they better prepare for the fight of their lives. Dallas/OC
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 299,039 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [OC, Dallas W.] Johnny C.
Pride by Chephirah95 reviews
This is a story in Mrs. Curtis' P.O.V about Johnny with a hint of the other boys as well.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Johnny C., Mrs. Curtis - Complete
The Experiment by t-smitts reviews
Lilly and the squad reopen the 1968 murder of a college student when new evidence suggests he may have volunteered for a controversial, and secretive, psychological experiment. As several of the other students who volunteered have since become influential members of the community, getting to the truth won't be easy, as many of them have secrets of their own. Read and review.
Cold Case - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Complete
Isaiah 45:23 by EspressoShot reviews
Maybe it was worth the wait. Maybe it was worth the pain.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Johnny C. - Complete
Sheltered by kayteerawr reviews
Bridgette Shepard was just like any other person trying to navigate through high school. Unlike most people, she had two overbearing and overprotective brothers and a ten year long crush on a boy in town. She skipped a grade and was the soccer star which should have delighted her family but they wouldn't be happy until she was far, far away from that town.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,445 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Ponyboy C., Tim S., Curly S., OC - Complete
Stay by oucellogal reviews
Lilly Rush has a new job, a new badge, and a new partner, but when the FBI sends her back to Philadelphia for a case, she's forced to confront all she left behind. Meanwhile, Scotty Valens has been trying hard to get over the pain of Lilly's departure. How will seeing her again affect him? Romance, angst, crime drama, and hopefully some humor. :) Post-series finale.
Cold Case - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,821 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
Daydreams by AnOunceofShag reviews
When Johnny runs into his father at the DX and he apologizes, Johnny decides to go back home. After everything goes as expected, Ponyboy finds Johnny in the lot. First person POV (Johnny's). Takes place before the events in the book. Warnings: child abuse (physical and mental), mature language
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Clark Kent by pineapplefan reviews
Johnny Cade might not know it, but he saved you that night. One-Shot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Darry C., Johnny C. - Complete
Lullaby for a Greaser by goldengreaser reviews
Those who die, never truly leave us and so Johnny sends one last lullaby.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Dawn Goes Down To Day by sharksdontsleep reviews
The new kid drops into the chair closest to Johnny. "Pass me that worksheet, will ya," he says, with a twang that says he's not local. Johnny and Dally, in Baltimore.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Johnny C., Dallas W., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Dallas Winston by Zighana reviews
An analysis into Dallas Winston. He's not a crook, but a hero.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013
Not Again by NittanyLizard reviews
Darry puts his foot down.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
Patience by Lycan Empress reviews
She wasn't a Soc and she wasn't a greaser, but that's because she was too busy being cast off as a negro.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sodapop C., OC] - Complete
Ponywoman's Grate Adventure! by dniweR reviews
Tha adventahs of Ponywoman Kurtiss n her breadtaking romoooonssse! Hope u enjoi PS no constructing ur critisicm THATS STILL CRITISIZING MEEE! H8RS! Plz flame (dose r good righte?)
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C., Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Broken Angel by Kyepie05 reviews
Little Johnny Cade has it rough. No one understands him and he's either ignored, hit, or yelled at at home. All he wants is a place to belong. And one lunch detention he finally finds an unlikely friend...
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Johnny C. - Complete
Cyclic by NittanyLizard reviews
She knew exactly how to be the perfect mom. If only the past hadn't gotten in the way.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Johnny C. - Complete
The Edge of Anger by Pinkie Tuscadaro reviews
Johnny and Ponyboy talk at the vacant lot, Johnny opens up.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C.
Treasure at Rainbow's End by Arsosah reviews
A little childhood story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Prison Walls by Arsosah reviews
He's arrested for the first time at the age of ten. But loners are strong, abandoned tough, the unloved feeling so familiar it doesn't touch him anymore. One-shot.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Dallas W. - Complete
Tappin' Maples by benignmilitancy reviews
"Good evening, gentlemen," said Tim, large and looming in the burning white parking lot lights. Behind him, Angela smirked. Dally smiled a little too widely at her figure in the distance, wishing with every fatal intent she were hit by a speeding bus.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Dallas W., Two Bit M.
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Escape From Sue Island by DHF of Walden reviews
What will happen when the 'gang' is seduced and kidnapped by a wayward bunch of Mary Sues, and held captive on their secret island headquarters? Will they succumb to OOC-ness? Will they break, or escape? This is not your typical Sue Parody.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011
The MarySue Academy by icee2764 reviews
Lollipop Blueberry Curtis is a Mary-Sue in training, and she wants to be the best. But if her brothers find out, it could very well be the death of her. And some secrets weren't meant to stay secrets...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Sodapop C., Ponyboy C.
The Bear and His Boy by goldengreaser reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged among children that there is no truer friend than one's childhood doll or bear and after all even greaser's were children once.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Dead End Life by Facemash reviews
Second person Johnny Cade. "When your friends drink you feel wary of them, distrustful. But that is always the look in your eyes."
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Johnny C.
Taming by HavocDream reviews
She wasn't the type that mixed with hoods and He wasn't the type to care about awkward little country girls. Somehow, they made it work.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Dallas W.
The Little Boy by Etaleah reviews
She hated him, the little boy who would grow up to be just like his father.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Strong by Clouded Revelation reviews
"I used to love you, you know." Johnny's mother.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Houses of the Holy by aerodynamics reviews
You can be such a selfish little puke at times.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Salvation by Nanook026 reviews
Two years after the events in the book, this story focuses on Johnny Cade, and tries to provide a happy ending to the otherwise doomed character.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,849 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Dallas Winston by Nanook026 reviews
An exploration of Dallas Winston. After two years in jail, Dally is released to return home. One shot, no OCs, no lemon. Adult themes, strong language. Story takes place after events in my first story "Salvation".
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
No Strings Attached by K. Nefertiti reviews
Dallas Winston grew up in New York, not attaching himself to anyone and living life on his own. Twenty truths about Dallas Winston.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dallas W. - Complete
TV Programs by Cireca S.A.M reviews
Johnny Cade is facing rejection from who he believed were even his closest friends.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Johnny C.
Star Light, Star Bright by starryeyedwr1ter reviews
One Shot. On the anniversary of Mr and Mrs Curtis's death, Dally, Two-Bit, Steve and Johnny find themselves out in the cold with nothing but a bottle of whiskey, one pack of smokes and a lone star overhead. No OC's. Rated for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
Invasion by It'sTimeToDance reviews
The Mary-Sues have invaded Tulsa, and the gang must fend them off...no matter what the cost. Epic!Parody
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Come Down From Your Fences by Maxiekat reviews
You can't hold onto the past forever and sometimes you lose your friends along the way. Dally and Johnny didn't die the night of the rumble, but the gang's problems are far from over. Alternate Ending.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C., Dallas W., Darry C. - Complete
Babysister by soda-me reviews
An attempt at a parody from soda me! Basically, I'm writing about Sister MarySues. Don't take it seriously. It's all in good fun! Newly updated!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/5/2007
The Dying of the Light by bring 'em out reviews
Life—it's like a lit match. Bright one moment, snuffed out the next. It can be protected from the wind, prolonging the flame—fighting for its life. Set pre-book. Johnny's POV.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Johnny C.
The Dread Sues of Tulsa by North American Scum reviews
Welcome to American Literature, Part Two. Make sure you bring sporks and Advil, because this semester we'll be studying the vile Mary-Sues plauging the Outsiders fandom.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sodapop C., Dallas W. - Complete
Looking Ahead by Alzbeta Batoriova reviews
Ponyboy asks Johnny about what he wants to be when he grows up. Takes place before the official novel. NOT SLASH. Oneshot.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
War will make corpses of us all by ShotgunOpera reviews
Randy-fic, his musings after Bob's death, about his friend and the bad decisions he's made. Written for WSOTT forums September rumble, "And the Moral of the Story is..."
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Randy A., Bob S. - Complete
Silence Speaks by Eggroll91 reviews
Somtimes words aren't needed between two friends. Silence can be golden Pony's POV. I don't own 'The Outsiders'
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Good Influences by printandpolish reviews
Dallas wants Johnny to help him with a job. One shot, set pre-book. Rated T just in case, for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Three AM by LizzehBoo reviews
It’s three a.m. and you don’t know where else to go. Johnny and Dally angst. 2nd Person POV.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
I Don't Like Myself Much by Maddiecake reviews
... a knock at the door... [oneshot]
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
In The Cold, Cold Night by ohhsnap reviews
If you're honest with yourself, it's almost worth the names your old man calls you, just so you've got a reason to be here now.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
MarySue's Bad Hair Day by Marauder and The Q reviews
She is doublejointed. She plays all instruments except clarinet, banjo, and sitar. She writes her own music. She runs faster than a cheetah. She swims faster than a tuna. In other words, if this isn't a parody, you're in trouble.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2007
Blade by Live2Read reviews
Johnny ponders suicide. May imply minor insanity, but common, everyone's insane sometimes. This is the SHORTEST oneshot that you will ever read. I do not own The Outsiders.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Born Gold Died Gold by Live2Read reviews
Pony's thoughts about his best friend, Johnny a week after the book. Short, nonslash, friendshipfic. Oneshot. I do not own The Outsiders
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Do No Harm by t-smitts reviews
The daughter of a doctor murdered in 1966 asks Lilly to reopen his case when she learns of a secret from his past. COMPLETE! Read & review, please!
Cold Case - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Seasons Change by Penguinlet reviews
Zutara oneshot for the LJ community contest
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Southern Gentlemen by NittanyLizard reviews
Johnny and Dallas. S.E. Hinton created the real poetry of the characters. This is just my attempt at capturing the souls we glimpsed.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete