Yo. I'm Guardian 777. A Few quick facts:
Age: old enough to fight and die
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single

Hobbies: Anime/Manga, Reading, Video Games, Martial Arts (practicing and studying several different styles), Sleeping, Playing with my dog, visiting my niece and nephew, hanging out with my friends.

Dislikes: Traitors/Backstabbers, Tyranny, Rape, Oppressionism, Yaoi (no offense if you're gay, it's not for me), false metal, rap, hip-hop, people who think they're 'gangsta', Intolerance, racist groups, people with superiority complexes.

I live by a code of honor (which is increasingly rare these days). My motto/nindo is this

'Remain calm as the Water,

Stoic as the Earth,

But move swift as the Wind

Quick as Lightning,

And attack with the ferocity of Fire:

Embrace both the dark and light within yourself,

and nothing can stop you'

Favorite anime/manga: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Love Hina, Negima, High School of the Dead, Sekirei, Gundam, Neon Genesis, Queen's Blade, Tenjo Tenge, Deathnote, Ranma, Ikkitousen, Rurouni Kenshin, Black Lagoon, and many more.

Favorite Video Games: Assassin's Creed, Ninja Gaiden, Gears of War, Dead or Alive, Soul Calibur, Halo, Call of Duty, Rainbow Six, Oblivion, etc.

Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Patriot, Star Trek, Star Wars, Gods and Generals, Gettysburg, We Were Soldiers, any James Bond movie, the Bourne Trilogy, Pirates of the Carribean, Tropic Thunder, American Pie series, Avatar, etc.

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace

You say Eminem, I say Papa Roach

you say justin bieber, fuck you :(

You say Flowers, I say Amon Amarth

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile (and rock on!)

Music: I am a metalhead. I love rock and metal. Can't stand rap. my favorite bands include Amon Amarth, Anthrax, Avenged Sevenfold, Bloodhound Gang, Breaking Benjamin, The Casualties, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth Dethklok, Distrubed, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Iced Earth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Killswitch Engaged, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Ozzy Osbourne, Papa Roach, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Slayer, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, The Who, Led Zepplin, ACDC, A7X, Rammstein, and Turbonegro.

If you support the Yaoi/Yuri filter for the story search engine, paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile

What you call pre-marital sex I call a pre-marrage honeymoon. If you believe this copy and paste on to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Touch it gently. Stick two fingers in. If its big, stick three in. Rub it up and down slowly, even left to right if you feel up to it. Get it nice and wet. When done, slowly take it and put aside then move to the next one. Then after all of them, rinse and dry your fingers. Yeah...

Thats how you wash a cup. Put that in your profile if you thought this was about something else, you know you did!

If TENTEN is your favorite girl character copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Whitefang16, Guardian 777

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

-If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

-If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile, and then go see We Will Rock You!

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, Temari Sabaku Nara, Unices, DemonTwins-Ichigo-Makuri, GrimmKitty94, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos Guardian 777

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!

If you have argued over your favorite couple in a book, manga, anime etc. copy and paste this to your profile.

If you remember 9/11 clearly and each year you want to cry. copy and paste this on your profile. (This one makes me sad :((

If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, thymistacles, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777

If you think Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Forever in our Memories

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

So Long Space Cowboy 'Bang'

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, Arickamaru, Roxas, Neko Girl, Trickster King Chaos, Guardian 777

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Time for a QUIZ!

RULES
● You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
●Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Hell No
2. Tall? 6'4"
3. In your pajamas? No
4. Left handed? And Proud of It

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Steve
3. Person to text you: Don't text
4. Was today better than yesterday? They're the same to me.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 666. It's not satanic, it's simply the number of the beast
2. Color(s): Black, Green, Blue, Red, Camo
3. Fruit: Mango
4. Place: as long as it ain't a big city

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? I miss someone constantly.
2. Are you happy? Sorta
3. Are you sad? Not really
4. Are you bored? Yes.
6. Are you nervous? No.
8. Are you tired? I've been sleeping for 20 hours. Yes.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Tyler
2. Nick names? Big T, T-Wall, Albino Rhino, Husky Ninja, Brick Shithouse
3. Eye color? Azure Blue
4. Zodiac sign? Segittarious
5. Male or female? Proud male.
6. Slut? ... What the Hell?
7. Smart? Everyone says i'm a genious, but if i was, wouldn't i have discovered a cure for cancer?
8. Hair color? Brownish blond.
9. Long or short? Military-style short
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans
11. Phone or Camera? Phone, b/c it's both nowadays
12. Drink or Smoke? Drink
13. Righty or lefty? Southpaw

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Matthew
2. First crush? Childhood friend who was a girl.
3. First pet? I had 5: Austin, Leggy, Dosey(the o is pronounced like awwww), Willie, (cats), and Misty (dog). I love animals
4. First big vacation? Scotland

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Noodles.
2. Drinking? Root Beer.
3. I'm about to: Sleep
4. Listening to? The voices in my head
5. Plans for today? Not much...

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Shorter, because taller than me would be freakish
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontaneous.
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Don't care

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? ...The Hell?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Unfortunately
3. Ran away from home? No.
4. Broken someone's heart? Not that I know of
5. Been arrested? Almost, but not quite...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Define a miracle
2. Yourself? Depends
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? Yes
4. Love? For better or worse
5. Do you like someone? Yes
6. Do you believe in God? I believe in God, but i'm also Buddhist
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Duh

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm LOVE TO EAT, so I MUST be FAT.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (But I'm a guy too!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican.

I live in a RURAL area, so I MUST be dumb.

I'm a CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be racist.

I'm from the SOUTH, so I MUST be IGNORANT.

I love ANIME, so I MUST be a LOSER.

I'm a Martial Artist, so I MUST know how to KILL YOU! (not really)

I'm a Metalhead, so i MUST wear Leather and have LONG HAIR.

Quotes:

Whoever said the Pen is Mightier Than the Sword; Obviously never encountered Automatic Weapons.- Douglas MacAurthur

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -George Bernard Shaw

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. -Jean Kerr

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water; but to walk on the earth. -Chinese Proverb

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It’s the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby

That's one! That's two! That's three! That's four! That's five motherfuckers! - Marcus Fenix

If you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you've ever wanted. In that moment, would you capture it or just let it slip? - Marshall Mathers

Those who disobey the rules are trash, but those who abandon their friends are worse than trash. - Hatake Kakashi

The world will look up and shout out 'Save us'. And I'll whisper 'No.' - Rorshach

We are not tools of the Government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at but, at least I always fought for what I believed in. - Gray Fox

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students. - Louis Hector Berlioz

At last it will end. Death will be my escape from madness. - Kratos

Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle

The wise learn many things from their enemies - Aristophanes

Look forward, walk forth, never ever stop. Turning back will make you weak, cowardice will cause you death. - Zangetsu

Those who can not comprehend the Darkness have no hope of finding the brightest Light. - That Crazy Guy

Remember darkness does not always equate to evil as light does not always equate to good.- Nyx

Always remember what most people call hell, I call home. - Thymistacles

Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. - Master Chief

The believer is only as powerful as his belief, if he lacks belief in himself he will fall, if others lack in belief of him he will fall. - Thymistacles

The trust of one good friend is as powerful as an army of zelots. - Thymistacles

Never forget the most powerful weapon in the human arsenal is the ability to adapt to any situation. - Thymistacles

Insanity is only a problem when you let the irrationalities get in the way, otherwise the potential is limitless. - Thymistacles

Scars are just a map of a persons life. Each one tells you something different and where a certain path leads. - Thymistacles

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Sephiroth's Sword

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. - Sephiroth's Sword

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. - Sephiroth's Sword

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Sephiroth's Sword

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. - Sephiroth's Sword

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... - Sephiroth's Sword

When Life gives you shit, put it in a bag and light it on fire. - Unknown

No Retreat. No Surrender. That is Spartan Law, and by Spartan Law we will stand and fight, and die. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!! - Leonidas

This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!! - Leonidas

Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!! - Leonidas

Shit happens, find a toilet. - NarutosBrat

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash. - NarutosBrat

If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want. - NarutosBrat

There is neither good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespere

Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

It's over Nine Thousand!! - Vegeta

Attention everyone... testicles, that is all. - Peter Griffin

I want to know God's thoughts...the rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve. - Dr. Napoleon Hill

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago. - Mahatma Ghandi

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Jetflash

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR). - MinatoNamikaze

When all else fails, cheat. Repeat untill caught. Then lie. - Anonymous

That's just your mind trying to comprehend its own stupidity. - Regulus

Nothing is true and everything is permitted. - Altair

We see the world for what it really is. The world is an illusion. - Altair

No man ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other dumb son of a bitch die for his. - George S. Patton

There is no such thing as intelligence, only degrees of idiocy. - RedGuard6

Go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger. - Chinese Fortune Cookie

Armor and people have at least one thing in common: they both stop working when you put a hole in them. - Anonymous

Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire. - Rei Ayanami

Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you. - Ichigo Kurosaki

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Spock

We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded. - Bleach

They were trying to suppress me, even though I was only trying to entertain kids. Now I know how fire feels. - WooldorSockbat

The WienerMobile exists! Just like the Lochness Monster and God's mercy!! - Toot Braunstein

Kill one, save a thousand. - Fox

Never rely on the glory of the morning or the smiles of your mother-in-law. - Japanese Proverb

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Celtic Proverb

Do not fear the darkness, but welcome it's embrace. - Ezio

I have taught you many ways to kill a mortal, Kratos. Flesh that burns, bones that break... But to break a man's spirit... Is to truly destroy him! - Ares

We share a common fate Kratos, the gods will release neither of us from our torture. - Charon

We're not saints. But we are gonna win this fucking war and I'd rather have you on the winning side. - Marcus Fenix

"Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest. And like a forest it's easy to lose your way and get lost. When engaged in combat, the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. This is the first and cardinal rule of combat. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself..." - Hattori Hanzo

Out of every hundred men, ten shouldn't even be here. Eighty are just targets. Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior... and he will bring the others back." --Hericletus

There is Emotion, yet there is peace.
There is Ignorance, yet there is knowledge.
There is Passion, yet there is serenity.
There is Chaos, yet there is harmony.
There is Death, yet there is the Force. -The Jedi Code

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me. - The Code of the Sith

To all the true and dedicated brothers and sisters of Metal: I love you all, I'm proud to stand by your side and I'm honored to be part of the almighty Metal cause. When I die, we shall meet again in Valhalla; we'll be waiting at Asgard's gates. And when you fellow brethrens die, be certain I'll meet you all again in the halls of Odin. Here the warriors of the world will unite with the true Metal warriors!!

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!! HAIL & KILL!! HAIL TO ODIN!! (Thank you glorious burden for that. Hail Brother!!)