Name: Just call me Rip, Lun, Lunar whatever, but shush . . . my name is secret.

Age: Well, I'm a teenager . . .I'll leave the rest up to you

Gender: I know this! Ha ha, I'm a girl!

Things:

Anime: Okay, as you might me able to tell I LOVE Naruto I've seen all the episodes read countless fan fics about it and its made me currently look into learning Japanese.

Then I also like, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha . . .and thats it, I don't watch TV, I watch COMPUTER Tv, to me that is a very BIG difference. I also love Digimon, well at different times at least.

Games: STAR OCEAN LAST HOPE! I love that game, even though I'm not very good at it, but hey, I've got to do something in my free time. Then I rock at all the Guitar Heroes, expert. Huh, I like the Fable games and I love racing games, as long as I get a sports car. I have lots of Pokemon games but I only play them when I'm dying. I do like Kingdom Hearts some but I just watch my brother play it, I like Spyro games, nearly played them all, um, I'm the proud owner of Zelda:Twilight Princess

Books:Eragon, Eldest, Brisinger, Harry Potter series, Twilight-Eclipse HATE Breaking Dawn, Warriors, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Pendragon, Seventh Tower, Hawksong and Snakecharm,Temeraire

Pairings

Like:

Naruto

Naruto X Ino

Naruto X Hinata I can barely say I like this one anymore

Naruto X TenTen

FemNaruto X Sasuke

FemNaruto X Kiba

FemNaruto X Gaara

SasuNaru

GaaNaru

MinitoXNaruto, Yes, Incest, deal with it

SakuGaara, Only sometimes

Inuyasha

MirokuXSango

SesshomaruXKagome

InuyashaXKagome

InuyashaXSesshomaru, okay I LIKE Inucest, I don't care what YOU people think!

Harry Potter

DracoXHarry

DracoXFEM Harry

Digimon

TaichixYamaito

Hate

Naruto

Sasuke X Sakura GAG!

Hinata X Sasuke

Hinata X Gaara

Inuyasha

RinxSesshomaru, Daughter father, no just . . .no

KaguraXSesshomaru, I'm going to be sick!

I read more Yaoi then I think I do regular pairings so I guess I am a Yaoi fantic, I don't like Yuri, I have nothing against it, I just don't read it, and I'm not gonna blab about how its wrong because personally, I don't care. Go for who you go for, your business not mine. Who cares if you can't have kids!? Adopt!

And if you don't like any of my pairings, in the words I once read on a fanfic,

"Kul khara we moot."

"Eat shit and die."

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Reason 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Reason 4:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Reason 5:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Reason 6:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hug her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.

5. Don’t force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9. Say I love you...and MEAN IT!

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes

11. Comfort her when she cries.

12. Love her with all your heart

Girls- add this if you think its sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

Girl Talk

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today."

"Don't get mad; get sadistic."

"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."

"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am."

“They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.”

The ridiculous questions lawyers can ask.

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

Witness: "I only have one, you know."

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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

Witness: "Er...his face."

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Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"

Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "My name is Susan."

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Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"

Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."

Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"

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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."

Witness: "That's me."

Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

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Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"

Witness: "Four times."

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Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"

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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

Witness: "Borofkin."

Lawyer: "What's his first name?"

Witness: "I can't remember."

Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"

Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"

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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness: "Yes sir."

Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

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Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"

Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "How old are you?"

Witness: "Oral."

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Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"

Witness: "The victim lived."

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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"

Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"

Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

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Stupid Doctor remarks

"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."

"The patient refused an autopsy."

"The patient has no past history of suicides."

"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."

"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."

"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."

"Patient was alert and unresponsive."

"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."

"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."

"The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."

Mistakes in the news, who said they were always right?!

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"Slain Doctor Worried About His Death" -- In a local paper in Canada.

"Holy Mother Crushes Sacred Infant" -- In a Catholic newspaper, referring to a basketball game between two Catholic High Schools.

"School Praised After Vandalism" -- West Briton, November 9, 2000

"Tortoises Held Hostage As Lobster War Turns Nasty" -- Independent, November 19, 2000

"The driver involved in this incident asked that her gender not be revealed." -- From a Sydney, Australia, paper.

"There's an overturned tractor-trailer heading north on Route 93." -- Report in a radio station's morning traffic update

"Doctors say the longer the babies live, the better chance they'll have at surviving." -- From a local news cast.

"Today Lesbian forces invaded...no, sorry, that should be Lesbianese." -- From a news report in UK, on a Lebanese conflict.

"The ball is going back, Smith is chasing it, it's still going back, Smith jumps, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to the infield. This is a terrible day for the Padres!" -- A San Diego Padres announcer.

"When I press on my brakes, the car doesn't stop. Do you think this is something I should have fixed?" -- Asked of a worker at an auto repair shop.

"If you record silence on a tape and then play it back with the volume all the way up, will that drown out the noise in the room?" -- Asked by a woman of her boyfriend at the time.

"How do I tell the difference between the big staples and the little staples?" -- Asked of a fellow office worker in South Africa.

"A turtle!" / "An elephant!" / "Sheep!" -- Answers to the question "Can anyone name a non-violent predator?" asked by a teacher.

"How To Repair Your VCR." -- The title of a how-to video tape.

"Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!" -- On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store.

"If you can't read or write, phone this number."

"We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.

"Do not open this door when locked." -- A sign on a gym door.

"Employees Only: No Visitors Allowed." -- A sign on a factory bay door, immediately behind which is a bathroom with a sign that says, "Visitors Only."

"Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ." -- A sign outside a church in Flippin, Arkansas.

"Eyebrow Free Methodist Church." -- A sign outside a church in Eyebrow, Saskatchewan

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" ~ Anonymous

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

RANTS:Oh yes, even I in all my wisdom have my horrid little ticks that set me off so bad its not even funny, well its not funny to me. I would write this somewhere else, in little notes that I can throw away or give one to one of my friends, since they love to see me so mad, but alas this is probably the easiest way to do it, free to take off, put on.

Well wanna know whats up right now?

9/14/09 4:16-4:20

Have you ever read those fics where they pair Harry Potter up with lets say . . .Edward Cullen? Now I like those if they're done well, and I have enough knowledge of Harry Potter and too much knowledge of Twilight to let that get past me. But thats not whats bugging me right now, no what bugs me right now is that they always seem to make Harry some kind of sissy! And then there was another they made him about 6'5 and then made him giggle?! And then there are others that for some reason he is shrunken down to like 5'0? I'm sorry but this bugs the crap out of me. I don't flame, so I will not complain to the authors, this is their view, even if I don't like it, but seriously? My father is like 6'3 and his voice is all deep and gravely, if he even wanted to I don't think he can giggle! This is a stereotype used way too much, not all gay guys do their nails or talk about clothes, and I'm not defending gays like that because I am one, I'm a girl! But this bugs the hell out of me, if you can't actually make someone in character with how you want to portray them then don't even try, you mess it up and it sounds so much worse! Okay, sorry for those that had to read that, but if any of you do things like that you might wanna think on those words first, though I'll forget their up here in about a hour anyway my current rant is done!