Call me 505. If you're wondering "Hey, is that like the 'popular' 505 error people sometimes get?", then the answer is yes. I have a sense of humor. Sort of, anyway. No, I am not actually a test subject of any sort, nor do I wish to be. However, no other person has that name, and I've always wanted people to call me 505 because, in my mind, it sounds neat.

I have participated under other fandoms under different names, which I will not divulge here. There is no need to have my fandoms spilling into one another, and I am trying to firmly separate them and their various atmospheres in my mind, anyway. I also want a fresh perspective from brand new reviewers, and I can achieve that through new personas. So don't try to ask me for my other usernames or my 'real' name. Not going to happen. Nuh-uh. Not in a million years.

General Quotes (that SO aren't related to Portal in any way, I promse. *shifty eyes*):

"All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Any idiot can face a crisis. It's day to day living that wears you out." - Anton Chekhov

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't." - Richard Bach

"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." - George Bernard Shaw

"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it." - Dave Berry

"Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at the very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive." - Mel Brooks

"It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." - André Gide

"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid." - John Wayne

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” - George Bernard Shaw

“A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'” - Douglas Adams

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.” - A. A. Milne