Welcome dear,um, person to my oh-so-not-so-fantabulous-profile! Here I have stuff! About me! Yay! And at the bottom more stuff about me! Stories actually. But up here is stuff about me!

Who am I?

It's pretty sad if not even I know who I am but I don't! So instead I'll just make some stuff up! (If it gots ? a by it than I made it up 'cause that not important and we have many stalkers in my neighborhood)

Name: Korie

Age: ? 95 I'm an old woman!

Gender: Well, I haven't met too many boys named Korie...

Sicknesses: OED Obsessive Edward Disorder

Hobbies: ? Skydiving, ? bungee jumping, reading, writing, ? drawing (I can't draw that well XP).

Favorite Movies

-Get Smart

-Twilight (When it comes out. I know I'll love it. I'm psychic like that)

- All of the Rush Hour movies

Favorite TV Shows

-Friends

-Whose Line

-The Colbert Report

Favorite Online Shows

-Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series by littlekuriboh

-Charlie the Unicorn

-Potter Puppet Pals

Crushes On People I Will Never Be Able To Have

-EDWARD CULLEN

-Robert Pattinson (Because he plays Edward Cullen)

- Ender Wiggin

- Jack Sparrow (Captain Jack Sparrow)

-Carlisle

Favorite Quotes

Be the shoe.
- Bean, "Ender's Shadow"

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

- Colonel Flagg (That's me!!)

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

- Jack Handey

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?
- Tom Shales

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- Dennis Miller

What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?

- Ian O'Doherty

I know that you believe that you understand what I just said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant

"Nobody Move! I dropped my brain!"

-Jack Sparrow

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I’m saying.”

"Oh you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group, it's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."