Iight so I'm kayla, I'm a complete dork, poetry is my thing, but I have been known to write a few storys, my friends wanted me to post one hense me haveing an account. It's not great ... and I may post in the future some better storys... and hopefully I can write a bit more after this next year (my jr year of high school) becouse I will be in an advanced english class mostly based on storys and such. Hmmm...ponders well.. Misc. facts maybe? Ok... 1) I'm a pervert... haha... 2) I do like the twilight saga 3) im completley for gay/bi/lesbian relationships and gay marraige 4) MY SPELLING SUX ASS... dont say I never forwarned you. 5) I used to wrestle in 4th grade bahahaha... such a tom boy... 5) My eyes change from a blueish grey to almost white... 5) I have the mouth of a sailor... shocker I only cussed once in here... hmm lets fix that (fuckidy fuck fuck fuck) 6)I like e/j storys, and I beta sorta for my friend on here some times... calico739, and her other account TangiblyYours... shes cool, and an amazing writer! Check her out... Um ya so, not really sure what else to say... if you feel the need to know more just ask!

Ok so I'm adding ever so slightly becouse you dont know much actually from my about me:

Name: Kayla Elizabeth

Age:17, almost 18, (october 1)

Favorite band: Tokio hotel... (ich liebe Bill Kaulitz XD)

Favorite song: Your Gaurdian Angel, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Favorite book(s): Twilight saga, Perfect Chemistry, Little Wemon

Favorite movie: A Walk to Remember (so sad, but ohhh so good)

Orientation: I have not figured it out for sure, its been under speculation for almost 4 years now, but I do seem to have an attraction for both male and female...

Languages: I have yet to master my "mother language" or w.e. you'd like to call it, that being English, I dabble in German, and know a more or less sparse version of gibberish, kind of a made up thing from when I was in grade school.

Hobbies: writeing ( storys, poetry, etc), reading, drawing, painting, singing, dabble in piano, hanging with my friends, computer, etc

Good bands that I would reccomend: Avenged Sevenfold, Cute is what we aim for, Black eyed peas, Lady gaga, Escape the fate, Avril Lavigne, Switchfoot, Theory of a dead man, Skillet, Hawk nelson, Tokio hotel, The red jumpsuit apparatus, 30 seconds to mars, we the kings, all time low, good charlette, simple plan, breaking benjamen,OAR, sick puppies, Plain white t's, the offspring, papa roach, mindless self indulgance,Lilly allen, staind, boys like girls, adam lambert, sequoyah prep school, nine days, cage the elephant... you get the picture... haha

The wierd things that make me, well me!: I have a very short temper, I speak my mind, I am tongue tied (for those who do not know what that is, not meaning I can't talk, ), I hand write my e's backwards when writeing in print (typically I write in cursive though), I also have a couple mild skin conditions, rosacea, and psoriasis, thankfully no psoriasis break outs lately! I stuttar slightly on some words while im thinking of the next word to say such as (the the the the... (insert word and finish sentance)... if I can think of more I will add them over time.

update

3/12/2010; I have made a fictionpress account for my original poetry stuff that I cant post on here... http://www.fictionpress.com/~kaylaelizabeth

5/2/2010; I may actually start a full blown story, but if I do don't count on timely updates

~ I did end up posting a story... review plz

5/18/10; ok so sorry for those who thought I posted again... I reread it and decided to take it down. I dont know when I will fix it, but as of right now my mood has been in a downward spiral... I have the urge to do NOTHING... I think that maybe once school is out for summer (TWO MORE WEEKS) I shall be able to focus on something!

6/15/2010; uhg... So for any one who follows me I did do some writeing, and I plan on trying to finally finishe chapter two for internet girl... it's just the writing I did do, was a poem... life right now is sort of hectek (sp?)... classes in the morning and studying and college takes a bit more... but I do have my new poem up on my fictioipress if you'd like to read.

6/19/2010; I am going to try and start chapter three for internet girl tonight... its almost 10 pm here... n im wired... and need to do something... wish me luck and insperation!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals(There's too many of them and I wasn't raised with a specific one.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm A TINY BIT OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm Getting A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and speak with a scottish accent.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I hate spelling and grammar errors. You learn to speak as a small child- do it properly.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork
I wear CONTACTS, so I MUST be in denial.
I’m FRIENDS WITH LESBIANS, so I MUST be a lesbian too.
I like to EMAIL instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.