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 Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Naruto, and Halo. well, i am a beta and thats about it. woo.i have a account on deviant art by the name of bobdd0. go their if you want to see more of my stuff. if you need me to beta something then PM or email me with a summary of the story and i will consider it. i am open to any thing. well, except any thing in which squeegees take a major part in. don't ask. Recently i have [re]fallen into a addiction... one that can not be satisfied. one that is all consuming. One that threatens to empty my pockets and my soul. though i have had battles with it in the past that had threatened to destroy my social life this relapse might be the worst one yet... I, I just can't stop. what is this addiction you might ask? Legos. the Damn colorful blocks of plastic are just to Damn fun to play with. |
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Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,025 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Je Mourrais by Kavek reviews
ChiefxCortana. High Charity is Cortana's physical prison, but the prison of the mind can be far worse. What if you could never touch the one you loved? Rating subject to change. Eight years later, chapter 17 is here!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,742 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/12/2007
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 489,686 - Reviews: 3860 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Naruto: Childhood Memories by MLLu reviews
'Naruto: Childhood Memories' is an one-shot collection of our favorite characters' childhoods – #6 one-shot, Kakashi: Never Judge a Book by Its Cover! – What great lengths, would Kakashi go in order to get his hands on a good book? This is a love story about Kakashi and his one and only. [Humor]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,749 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Chains of the Kindred by Solvdrage reviews
A HaloWarhammer 40K crossover. Two besieged branches of Humanity, separated by time and space have been reunited. And there is only War!
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,118 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/24/2007
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 4,134 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15056 - Favs: 22,117 - Follows: 19,420 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5668 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,498 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
Prince Naruto? by Solvdrage reviews
He was chosen to be their shining beacon. He was to be the rallying point for a scattered and oppressed people! He... wasn't exactly their first choice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,152 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,540 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Men of War: Ultimate by EZB reviews
The Chief and the Gears are back! Following the events of Halo 3, The Master Chief lands on the war-torn planet of Sera. With a new world and war to sink his teeth into, the Spartan must join ranks with the notorious Gears of War to fight for humanity.
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,252 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Dominic S., Adam F.
Naruto Sempai by EvilAngeal reviews
Hinata, true to the series is shy, timid and incredibly lacking in self confidence, only this time she didn't have Naruto to show her the right way. But what if he suddenly comes into her life as an already qualified ninja? Romance and humour themes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Zero's Shock by Rogue Vector reviews
It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Louise, Jack R.
Elsewhen, and elsewhere by The Lycanthrope reviews
The pirate vessel Free Enterprise has preyed on Imperial shipping for years, but when the battlebarge sent to bring it to heel is dragged 38,000 years into the past, the existence of the Imperium is threatened. In the 3rd, as well as the 41st millennium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,664 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2005
Flushed by Stripe reviews
A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
Diary of a Madman: Memoirs of a Nukenin by Bloodreaver Alpha reviews
Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,584 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Itachi U.
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
There and Back Again, A Minecraft Tale by Rhaegal1995 reviews
Dear Journal: Day 1587. I discovered a rare type of stone that will create a magical portal! I know not where it shall take me, do I risk finding out?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Forget about Freeman by Hotpoint reviews
Your hour has come again Corporal Shephard, the wrong man in the right place can make all the difference in the world.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010
Beating Protocol 1: I quit! by Josephus Prime reviews
"I quit," Riza said aloud as Mustang's face went white.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Riza H., Roy M.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: The Last Shinobi by ChaosGhidorah reviews
After being taken captive by Orochimaru, Naruto finds himself waking up in a strange new world where people, instead of using Ninjutsu or powers from within, seem to be able to command the very elements around themselves. NarutoAvatar Xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,011 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U.
The Propagandist by Quirel reviews
The Christmas Holidays, the time Josh Boltzmann dreads. Working for the Department of Public Information means he's writing propaganda from nine to five, five days a week. Hopefully, he'll have the inspiration for something more life-affirming this year.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Brother Bubbles by Rogue Vector reviews
Brother Virgil, Terminator of the Angels of Vigilance Chapter arrives in the city of Rapture, and finds a purpose in life more than just for war. T for violence. More reviews, faster updating applies here. R&R please.
Crossover - Warhammer & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009
Men of War by EZB reviews
Starts right where Halo 3 left off. Chief is tossed into a new conflict on a new planet. What changes will the Master Chief bring to the struggling war of Sera? X-over with Gears of War
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,181 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Marcus F. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Of Hills and Bluebells by Enchantable reviews
How to Train Your Dragon Fic HTTYD . Post-Movie Hiccup has a little trouble making it up the hill to his house, fortunately Astrid's there to help and the two of them get a moment to be, well, viking teenagers who saved the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Grimdark Battlefield Rhapsody by EarthScorpion reviews
A sight into the insanity that results from Haruhi getting a look at a certain series which is both grim and dark. And in the far future. It would take some kind of "Hero of the Imperium" to be able to counter Kyon's snark. Admittedly with his own.
Crossover - Warhammer & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Tenten Days of Christmas by Silent Magi reviews
Based on the song the Twelve Days of Christmas, someone wants Tenten's attention, and goes about it in a big way. With the help of Naruto, can she figure out who is the gift giver, and why they sign only as 'My True Love?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Naruto U. - Complete
Halo: Reborn by saberstorm reviews
Renamed. Formally called Floodworld. Post Halo 3. John had a secret that no one else knew, a secret that could mark him for treason. Now it is his only chance for survival, as his past and future is reborn from the fragments of an ancient foe.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Master Chief/John-117
To Fix What Was Twisted by arashi-enkou reviews
AU: A new danger lurks on the horizon, carried by wings of death. There's more than one misguided angel in Heaven. "Presenting: La Tragédie du Corbeau." :TalimxTira: Rated for violence!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,691 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Talim, Tira
New Mombasa: The Soldier's War by necaberint reviews
My name is Private Icarus Secindius Perseus. I am part of the UNSC Army. I am in New Mombasa, fighting for my life. My only hope is to find my commander before he is overrun.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009
The Fetus Factor by arashi-enkou reviews
Part 11!: Dane Cook quotes! A blonde chick hitting a samurai with an umbrella! Internet memes! Concussions! Really awesome cosplays! The Wind being a bitchface! Talim converting to Christianity! And the regular stuff that happens.::M for Humor::
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Talim, Tira
THE CHIEF'S CRASH LANDING by WilliamBandet reviews
As the wrecked, back half of a ship flouted towards a planet of mysterious organs an A.I. was checking its systems. What planet is it. It is none other then Naruto's Earth. How will Master Chief coup with this outcome? Halo/Naruto Crossover. rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008
Ripple by miforever29 reviews
When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,225 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Tales From the Wasteland: Black As Oil by SickleYield reviews
The best laid plans of research scientists often go awry. The awkward hybrid is on her own, and she'll need some sort of protection besides her family of robots. Good thing she has two thousand caps to spend. Now complete!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,141 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Huntress by I'mNotGivingMyNameToAMachine reviews
A courageous, eccentric and highly intelligent female UNSC Marine enters combat for the first time, demonstrates immense heroism, accidentally saves a Hunter's life and is then captured by the behemoth, who takes her to its clan. She is then presumed dead and a candidate for the Medal of Honor in a case investigated by an increasingly flustered and exhausted ONI First Lieutenant.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - OC
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism by Silent Magi reviews
Jiraiya has run out of story ideas, and decides to use his favorite student for a bit of fun. This is the tale of Naruto dealing with the results. Rating changed from T due to suggestive content and language, still a crack fic. Finished
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 6,490 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Smart AI No More by Tsaalyo Phoenix reviews
Cortana knows a relationship between her and John is impossible, but she can't help feeling for him... but upon returning to Earth, she finds both hope and horror.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5115 - Favs: 5,451 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4485 - Favs: 8,975 - Follows: 4,585 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Domestic Affairs by Nevar88 reviews
A selection of short stories featuring the Master Chief and the Arbiter attempting to comprehend the universe. Well, bits of it anyway. Not a slash. Remember to R&R on your way out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,330 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The Gate by Hardcore Heathen reviews
An expedition to Sand is cut short when the Konoha nin stumble upon the Gate...to the edges of space and time. In which Naruto is a hero to many, and Neji discovers what it truly means to shape fate. Post-Training Trip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Halo Collection by MJOLNIR117 reviews
A series of one shots and short stories set in the Halo Universe. All Parts are seperate unless stated otherwise.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
The Intergalactic War, Revised by Chief Ratchet reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned and virtually outmanoeuvred, the Galactic Alliance is being pushed back by the endless mechanised armies of the CIS. But the intervention of a third side threatens to change the face of the galaxy....forever....
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
MetroidxHalo: Stuck In The Middle With You by Ghost1Who1Walks reviews
Two of the galaxy's most renowned super soldiers cross paths when Metroid's Space Pirates set their sights on capturing a Forerunner Halo... Also features minor cameo appearances from Gears of War's Delta Squad.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,391 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Halo 4: Forerunner weapons by Vadumee reviews
After the explosion of the unfinished Halo and The Ark Chief Floats in space for almost three years and crash lands to a planet. Chapter 7 is here. Reviews are always welcome.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
The Will of Fire by Gaereth reviews
What if Sarutobi, unwilling to let the Yondaime die, was the one to use the Shiki Fuujin and seal the Kyuubi into Naruto? How would Naruto have changed, and what kind of place would Konoha be? Eventual NaruXHarem. Check Forum for polls. Back in business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,771 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Multiplayer Chronicles: Guardian by Mike-045 reviews
Things have gone south at UNMC Outpost Theta. Communications died, bodies were found skinless or with holes in the chest. Or both. Whatever happened there, the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers are going to find out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008
I am not Submissive! by Chronos Astral reviews
Naruto was a nice guy. A little too nice, at times, for his own good. So then how will he take being the living teddy bear of the girls of his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U.
Halo: Flood of Regret by NH3 reviews
Set right after Halo 3, the Arbiter is finally heading home. But what seems like a peaceful journey soon becomes the discovery of Spartan 117, the final installations, an entirely different breed of Flood, and the last relics of the Forerunners. R&R pleas
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,667 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Of Sporks and Rebellion by TheHouseOfTheGoldenFlower reviews
The cutlery rebels and takes over Gondor. Random little ficlet. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Aragorn - Complete
Servitude by Hawki reviews
Poem: The war the Covenant waged against humanity caused widespread death and destruction, the results of which were clear to all. Yet that does not mean its own did not suffer, the unggoy being a prime example.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Sealate Warpein by CaffineFreekar reviews
Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Multiplayer Chronicles: The Pit by Ghost-InA-Gundam reviews
SSgt. Ryan Haze injured in battle is transffered to a new planet, where a alien infestion of some sorts takes place, now him and survivors must take refugee in the pit, a marine training center. Multiplayer Chronicles.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9293 - Favs: 7,351 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forbidden by PIIR-Pierrot reviews
Summary: “Kage Bushin no Justsu!” Mizuki, I’ll kill you for hurting Iruka-sensi! No, Naruto-kun, we’ll kill him for hurting Iruka-sensei. There’s a reason the Kage Bushin Justsu is forbidden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Way To Train by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Anko is fed up with having nothing to do, angry & bored She needed some entertainment. Hinata is Annoyed that she cant seem to improve her skills and finds aid from Anko who is willing to train her to stay busy, bliss comes with a price HinaxAnko LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,400 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Anko M., Hinata H.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sisters of the Circle by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning and discovers his entire life is changed forever, He is given food, training material and new cloths and its all thanks to the mysterious sister of the circles. Watch as he learns who they are and as he becomes loved and feared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,210 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Invert by Marz1 reviews
HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Haluto by Lord-Kaiju reviews
HaloXoV,NaruSaku,Pt.2 When a strange object falls out of the sky, Strange people with powerful strange weapons arrive in konoha, but now they must team up with all of the shinobi nations to stop or stall impending Covenant Destruction of the Shinobi World
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Naruto U.
Master Nin by Hawk reviews
Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 479 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 770 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Gears of Halo by The Andaroo reviews
Gears of War meets Halo! Two soldiers from diffrent times. But they have the same goal. To defend Humanity! When these soldiers meet up, look out Locust Horde!
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
The Life and Times of HK47 oh boy by arutka2000 reviews
HK47 giving his life's story. Read at own risk.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007
Naruto Tensei by Blackbolt52003 reviews
Adaption of Naruto Tensei. What do you do if the 'monster' is you? One boy’s decision can change the tides of fear and doubt, and erase shadows of the past. Soon, Naruto will be able to stand on his own two feet as a Jinchuuriki, a Konoha-nin...and a son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Frodo's Quest by MerrytheHobbit reviews
A poem about Frodo's Journey to Mordor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Halo: Starry Night by Izzy Lanceville reviews
This is an adaption of the Starry Night Halo 3 advertisment that aired in December. If you haven't seen it, check it out on Youtube.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
A Secret Revealed by ravengal reviews
Ever read 'With the Heart and Underwear of Fire' by Diamond Avatar? Well, this is my version of how it ended once Naruto's big secret (of being the famous and well-loved Boxer sama) was out. Some NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 310 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Pop by drunkdragon reviews
All her life, Hinata had never chewed gum before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Control by robolovers reviews
Angua knows Sally has complete control... right?
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
A Grunt's Life 2 by Dinoman aka Blind-Eagle reviews
Grunty and his friends are back and just as cowardly. If you review, could you put a rating out of ten please? Thanks.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006
Out of the Norm by drunkdragon reviews
In an attempt to free himself from his daily boredom, Kiba does something out of the ordinary and his sanity goes through the consequences.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
Halo vs Starwars by falling-star-of-endrod reviews
A collection of chapters in which people from Halo, fictional and real, and Star Wars, fictional and real, meet and have massive battles. There are parts that will make you cry, laugh, and jump up and down saying, Give me more, give me more! R&R. Enjoy.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006
The Human Technological Wonder Chronicles by Dominus Princeps reviews
Honored Prophets. I, Kiya'Gradolee, humbly submit my research journal on Human military training for your review. May the Sacred Journey save us all.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005
The Heads of One Thousand Goblins: A Love Story by SickleYield reviews
Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Gimli - Complete
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Halo poems reviews
Poems about halo. Also if you have a character, map or setting you would like me to wright just Pm me okay? also please review! I need to know how I'm doing as a righter!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008
Lord of the rings poems reviews
A set of poems about the people and places of middle earth. Please review i need to know how I'm doing as a writer! Pleas tell me if i have spelled any thing wrong! and sorry if you hate it this is my first fic ever so what did you expect? a master piece?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008
A great hero reviews
a naruto poem. if you want me to write any more about any thing naruto related thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U.