Name: Samantha but you can call me Sam or Sammy

Age: I don't see why that's any of your concern but...15

Located: Under your bed or in your closet

Sex: no thanks im to young =3 -gets a lot of "boo's" and "you suc" HEY THAT'S NOT NICE! -gets T.V thrown at me - EEP! -ducks- ok ok!! Im a girl -_-' -mumbles- mean people...

Likes: naruto, candy, chocolate, soda, friends, John (my crush) dark things and heavy metal

Dislikes: many things...SASUKE AND INO SHALL BURN IN HELL!! AND ANNA CAN BURN WITH THEM I HATE U BITCH!!

Yahoo screen name- teshamari1416@yahoo.com

Naruto parings I like (in order)

Peinsaku

Itasaku

Deisaku

Hidasaku

gaasaku

Naruhina

Nejiten

shikatema

peinko

and many more!

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be italizied)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. konan
2. Sakura
3. Deidara
4. Itachi
5.hidan
6. kakuzu
7. Tobi
8. Gaara
9. ten-ten
10. Temari
11. Hinata
12. Pein (save the best for last lol)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
O.o omg hell no I think poor little hinata-chan would die cuz she would be so scared

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yea! Extremely hot.

3. If Twelve got Eight pregnant?
O.o um… I don’t think so

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
yes but not a lot shes not shown enough

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
I read a fic about them…it was weird….but good ._.’

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
O.o 5/10 cuz I think pein would kill him

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
he’d probly freak out and say “ im sorry leader-sama! Tobi didn’t know you and cherry-chan where busy!!”

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
” temari wanted revenge on deidara for killing gaara so she takes matters in her own hands and gose to the akatsuki herself to kill the blond artist…untill she finds out…he has other olans rated M for lemon not for you kiddies out there!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
NO! SHE WOULD ATTACK HIM AND TAKE HIS DEMON OUT!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Im not who I think I am!

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
O.o I rly don’t think that could happen

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
whats het?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
maybe _

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
NO BUT THEY SHOULD! THAT WOULD BE A HOT THREESOME! lol

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
OH FUCK SHIKAMARU!!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
what is love lol

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
RATED M FOR BLOOD AND GORE

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hey baby let me blow you away!

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Hinata: ...they make a c-cute couple.

20. How emo is Seven?
O.o tobi emo?! I don’t think that’s possible…..well…then again…..

Quiz time!

If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? stare at him for a moment shake my fist at him stop and do the slap and run thing ._.'

If you met Sasuke what would you do? beat him to a pulp and then get sakura and pein or itachi to make out.

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be? itachi hidan pein or deidara...all of them have smexy hair =D

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? wich ever one akatsuki are in _

Are you a fangirl?

no! why would you say that?! -itachi's hidan's pein's and deidara's boxers fall out of shirt-...heh heh _

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? SASUKE,INO,AND ANNA!

What's your absolute favorite couple? sakura and any of the akatsuki (besides konan,kakuzu.zetsu.or kisame

Shikamaru or Kiba? shika-kun!

Ino or Temari? temari! I HATE INO SHE'S A HOE-BAG!

Chouji or Lee? I'd perfer to be number 1 and not 2nd to a bag of chips. Lee. o_o

Do you like yaoi? not rly but i LOVE sasodei!

What makes you happy? ALL MY READERS

Who did you say that to? Erm...i think my best friend O.o

Are you a kind person? idk do u think i am?!

Storys:

Title: I Should Thank Karin

Rating: M for Lemons and Language

Parings Itasaku and other

NEW STORY WOOO!

Title: Save Me From This Hell

Rating: M for rape and violants

Peinsaku, Madakona, nejiten,naruhina,temashika (slight sasusaku,)