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Hello! I'm Finn Olaf, the manliest stroðinn. So, here is a quick bio.

Name: Finn Olaf

Birthday: November 3

Location: United States of Alfred F. Jones

Where he wishes he was: Denmark. So. Very. Much. And Sweden...curse Swedes for being a funny and charming people!

Hobbies: Sleeping, writing, procrastinating, reading, singing poorly, playing with my new sword(the trusted me with a sword. 0_0)

Likes: Football/Soccer, Handball, Denmark, Danish language, m/m stories, cookies, cheesecake, cooking, pickles, unicorns, history, fantasy, Sweden, Swedish language, swords, list of things I like

Dislikes: People who think yelling is the only form of communication, Facebook, Rude people, American football, things I say without thinking that later embarrass me(about 70% of the things I say)

Current Major Questions:

Why did they let my friend Brennan into Iceland? Not a good idea.

Who was the dude in WWII with a camera? I had this explained, but not well enough.

Why can my friend call me a dirty Russian when I don't make fun of her for being German?

Who cares about my state? Really, I can barely name 10 awesome things about it.

Why does everyone run into people at school more after we've had a break?

Hopefully I'll remember to write and not completely abandon the things I like.

In The Works:

SDM- I'm gonna finish it! I swear I'm finishing it. xD

Mermaid- No title for it yet, but an interesting mermaid story about Sweden and Denmark, including a bit of my fear for mermaids, because they are all just beautiful, fanged, clawed fish people who feast on human flesh...

Only Words- No offical title for this, and it'll end one of three ways. I'm working out exactly what I want to do with the story first. It's a DenNor fic, including Den as a psycho stalker, and Nor as a world famous poet about to make a very big mistake...

Mother Vikings- I'm gonna write a short, extra piece to this about when the demon mothers meet. xD Hope you guys are look forward to it! Not gonna be for a while though, sorry.

Shameless Plug of My Friends Stories:

Like some good, non-yaoi KH stories? Check out Taliax! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3115762/Taliax She's a sweet little priestess that will hit you if you curse or mention yaoi in front of her. I've learned this...many times. Anyway, she has very funny, awesome stories, and she'd really like it if you checked her out.

What about some Portal fanfics? Check out Xelac! http://www.fanfiction.net/xelac Also has a cute KH story. She's not as innocent and angelic as Tali, but she's amazing nonetheless. Check her out.