"Do not try to bend the spoon...that's impossible...just try to realize that it's not the spoon that is bending...it's you" -Matrix

"A general who became a slave...a slave who became a gladiator...a gladiator who defied an emperor..."-Gladiator

"That witch! She took my clothes! *sneeze*"-Metal Gear Solid

"You've been... living in a dream world, Neo"-Matrix

"You put the beer in the coconut and you throw the can away, you put the beer in the coconut and you throw the can away,And you throw the can away"-Homer Simpson

"*Helicopter lowers down, with Neo sitting at the machine gun which is aiming at the window* Agent Smith: No..."-Matrix

I especially enjoy writing horror and parody fanfics. Right now I'm working on a secret fanfic that I will reveal next year. For now, until time passes (I probably won't change this until March), Happy New Year to everyone here!