Death: Hello humans!!! I am Death Noodle. Here to give you the most awesomest stories I can (try) to write for yoooouurr satisfaction!!

Suzuki: Ahem cough cough...

Death: And in this corner... rests the most amazing stuffed bear on earth... SUZUKI-SAN~!!!!

*applaud*

Suzuki: OHHHH stop it, please. You all are too kind, arigato gozaimasu. ^^

Death: Lmao Suzuki and I are like... the best buds x3 and hes so cute when he's sleepin~

Suzuki: O.O"

Death: Ya don't do nothin else but lay wherever I put you so yeah, you sleep man.

Suzuki: -.-"

Death: Better be lucky you gotta scarf around your neck or you would freeze. ^.^

Suzuki: AAAAANYWAYSS!!! If any of you have seen the most ultimate yaoi show everrrrr

Death: *fangirl screams and jumps up and down* JUNJOU ROMANTICAAA~!!!!

Suzuki: xDDD then that's where I got my name. I apparently look just like Usagi-sans bear~

Death: Yes you do my cute wittle Suzuki-saaaaannn~~ *pokes nose* X3 you're so adorable!!!

Suzuki: Yeahhh... so, Death, explain to the world what you're doing here. :DDD

Death: Ahemmmm~ I think I already said it... no wait!! My first storyy will be of the loving, adorable couple called NARUSASU/SASUNARU with slight Sakura bashing~ and yes... I strongly agree that Sakura bashing pisses people off but also makes them happy .

Suzuki: *thumbs up* Most definately~

Hmm... a little about me??? Well, I love screamo music! Well, I love everything except country!!!!! O.O no offese to those who do like country but the only exception is Taylor Swift! Anywaysss my favorite bands go along the lines of Alesana, Bless the Fall, Escape the Fate, August Burns Red, The Devil Wears Prada (the movies good too! lol i love the movie and the band but the band more xDD), I Set My Friends on Fire, Linkin Park and many more! Especially music from different countries!!! Like K and J-Pop/Rock like Gazette, Girugamesh and BEAST, Super Junior, and G-Dragon~ I like dark clothing :3 and I love hanging out with my lovely friends in and out of school. I have plently of code names. My most special is Yarashi-san!!! I am called that by my awesomeful perty sensei Akira-sensei!!! *whispers* and we are like so close we even have that twin telepathy chizz goin on :O isnt that awesome?!!! :DDD lol anywaysss I'm not much of a good writer so plz don't be mean!! T.T Most of my storied will be based on yaoi because honestly I suck a straight stories... I lost my jumpdrive so I can"t show you guys my first yaoi story!!! wahhh!!! *hugs Suzuki-san* T.T buuuuut anywaysss~ enjoy my storiess and review plz!! ^^ Hajimemashite~!!! *bows*

Oh yeahhh~ shout out to Akira-senseii, Hannerz, Krissy, Fez (the furry dude on my All Time Low hat), Kuroi Hane-san (mah fluffy hat :D), Suzuki-san, and my awesome pink kimono! ^^ lol i got that kimono so I could go to school as Rurichio-sama for character day and lets say... I was an older (only 14 dudess xD) better black version~ lmfao and mah body guard was a sexy leaf ninja! ;D okay serious this time!!! im done!! ENJOY LOVESS!!!! :DD