My name is Luke Skywalker, or at least I think thats my name.

I found the name Luke in a box outside the Toshe Station, it followed me home and taught me how to write stories. My career finally took off when i was about 19, unfortunatly it took off without me. So i rambled the universe with my lightsabre. After 10 years of struggle i finally did it. I became a sandwich artist.

I started writing stories to confuse my enemies and well my friends too *it worked*. Alot of them end in my death, because i find it so amusing. *I don't have a death wish and i'm not suicidal*. You may remember some of my early work "Pig and the Other Pig","Malarkey Vader". I know I don't.

Ya know I could have made these stories better if I tried. But I didn't so i guess you'll never know. PLus, Yoda said that there was no try and what have ya so... what am I talking about? I'm like the thing that wouldn't shut up!