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I'm mione_durre...

I'm 17 years old and i only start reading fanfiction last year.

I find it interesting and in fact the stories that i really like is saved in my computer.

I don't write fanfiction but i love to read and review stories especially Draco/Hermione stories.

I can identify most with the HPcharacter Hermione Granger (the bushy hair, i'm kind of obssessed in getting good grades and i'm also a bookworm)...

Even if i'm not from US, I watch American Idol because it is so interesting. It is aired here maybe a week later than in America.

I'm a fan of both Davids: DAVID ARCHULETA & DAVID COOK!!

I hope they both make it to the finals...

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You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder...

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name on my heart, I HAD A HEART ATTACK.

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A Secret Thought by ElishaX reviews
Hermione has a deadly secret. She hides if from the world. Everyone believes there is nothing wrong, except for Malfoy. He's the one boy she despises, the only one who seems to notice, and the one boy she is forced to share Common Rooms with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,062 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dante's Love Song by Philyra912 reviews
Third installment in the Charon's Gift trilogy. With a year of war behind them, Draco and Hermione must find a balance between endings and beginnings, and face the past that has made them who they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Year of the Rose by Philyra912 reviews
A chronicle of the year following the events of Charon's Gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is Evil And Still Gets The Girl by starrybutterfly reviews
After those hectic Hogwarts years, the alumni feel like doing no work at all might be a very good idea. The ministry have a duck problem, everyone's sexuality is questioned, and other mayhem ensues. I suck at summarys, it's funny, I promise! DHr,HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Kingdom Lost by luckei1 reviews
Hermione goes on a forced holiday to Italy after a tragic event in her life. In Pompeii she runs into someone with a tragedy of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Hiccups by Dying Romance reviews
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Slytherin Tie by angelps7 reviews
oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bound to you by DanishGirl reviews
[Complete] Sequel to Unbelievably. Hermione is bound to Draco, whether she like it or not. She is determined on finding a way to get rid of the bracelet that binds her to him, but something unexpected happens… DMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,202 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Camouflage by techno tendencies reviews
When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Memory by luckei1 reviews
It's been three years... Three years, and something is different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Question by Philyra912 reviews
A series of five drabbles in the strictest sense of the term, meaning EXACTLY 100 words. On the eve of the Final Battle, everyone is asking the same question.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Essays, Original by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I absolutely loved them. That is, until someone decided to interfere with my essays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Beginner’s Guide to LilyJames Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when throwing two starcrossed lovers together. Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rumors by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] Does not incorporate HBP. There's a crazy rumor going around that Hermione and Draco are dating, and Hermione is determined to end it. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 4,053 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,931 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Beginner’s Guide To Marauder Adventures by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when creating a hysterical escapade with our three favourite boys plus one rat. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Daddy by blondebouncingferret reviews
Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteenmonthold baby ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Guerilla Nuptials by EternalOphelia reviews
[Oneshot]. After the war. Hermione and Draco have a daughter, but are divorced. She's eleven and it's her first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Words You Wrote by EternalOphelia reviews
[OneShot] Takes place after HBP. Hermione worries day and night as the war approaches, her only consolation being a box of letters from an anonymous sender. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 240 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Changing Seasons by DracoDew17 reviews
As the seasons shift so does Hermione and Draco's relationship with each other. PostHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Caged Heart by EternalOphelia reviews
Hermione has been captured by Death Eaters and is thrown into prison, unable to escape. She's alone for many months, until someone is put in the cell next to her. In the time that they're imprisoned, a friendship grows between them. And maybe more. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Pageant by ShiverBoo reviews
Hermione and Ginny are invited to Witch Weekley's Beauty Pageant in Las Vegas. There they meet many unexpected problems. But nothing that bad could happen in two weeks, right? COMPLETE with Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,405 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Intermediate Guide to Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
Taking your enemy matchmaking to the next level. We hope to steer you in the right direction in your PostHBP stories, whether you are taking note of the book or not. [Parody]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sleeping Hermione by Coral Candy reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is caught in a duel between Harry and Draco she is put in a sleep of which can only broken by her one true love... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 617 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unbelievably by DanishGirl reviews
[Complete] What if Harry Potter and Ron Weasley had ended up in Slytherin? And the Golden Trio was Potter, Weasley and Draco Malfoy? And Hermione is their favourite victim of namecalling and other horrible thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,779 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Questions by schye reviews
[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This One's for the Girls by Cinammon reviews
COMPLETE & Epilogue! The Girls of No. 12 Grimmauld Place finally release some tension. Molly, Tonks, Ginny, Luna, Hermione and... Narcissa Malfoy(?) the way you've never seen them before. One-shot, turned monster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You've still Got Owls by I rub my duckie reviews
FINISHEDThese are private owls that no one was meant to read. Don’t open this unless you are really, very nosey…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,273 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: An answer to Scarlet's challenge. Everyone in wizarding UK knows Hermione is Draco Malfoy's mistress... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete