Hi! My name's Animagus Jago, but I sometimes go by Kay. I'm a 13 year old girl who lives in the 8th dimension( Woo Hoo! Space/time travel and the ability
to live wherever you want! Star Wars Universe here I come!...Sigh...I wish!) Anyways, I'm freakishly obsessed with the following things: Star Wars,
Space Balls( I grovel at the feet of the geniuses that are George Lucas and Mel Brooks), The Matrix, cheese, Harry Potter, cheese, and annihilating all
idiotic things from this earth( Barney, the Telletubies, Bill Gates... you all know the list...)! I also like humorous parodies of stuff. You probably
won't see to many fics from me, though. Most of my time is spent slaving over killer Math homework. DIE evil equations and variables! DIE! *whacks
homework with keyboard* I HATE YOU! !@@#$%%$^&^*&DFHF*&

Uh oh! I think I messed it up!

Hello...Jago

Huh? Wha-

The Matrix has got you...

AWESOME!

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101110001010101000111110010101010...

Maybe I shold start abusing computer keyboards more often...