CristinaHelenahide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Mortal Instruments. Hi there! I'm Cristina and welcome to my profile page. I'm a Dutch gal, in my twenties and I'm just a tad addicted to tea and reading fan fiction. Every since I was taught to read and write, I've loved both. Words allow us to create and get lost in an unlimited amount of worlds. Despite all the short stories I've written since childhood, I'm a little nervous about posting my first fan fiction 'Say Heaven, Say Hell' on here. I really want to grow so reviews would be lovely. Constructive criticism is very welcome :) Fandoms/Pairings (in no particular order); The Mentalist (Lisbon/Jane) The Mortal Instruments (Clary/Jace) NCIS (Tony/Ziva) NCIS:LA (Kensi/Deeks) Gilmore Girls (Rory/Jess, Lorelai/Luke) Buffy (Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Spike) Gossip Girl (Blair/Chuck) Twilight (Bella/Edward) Bones (Brennan/Booth) The Hunger Games (Katniss/Peeta) Castle (Beckett/Castle)I love to help out if you're looking for a beta. Please check my beta profile for more information. | |||||||
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Inside Out by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** Bella knows she isn't what her best friend Edward is looking for in a partner. But could a handful of fateful invitations turn everything she thinks she knows inside out? ** A continuation of the one-shot that won First Place Judges Score in the Friends to Lovers Contest ** #7 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Aug 2014 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,804 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Onscreen Chemistry by winterhorses reviews
Bella, America's young sweetheart on screen, is starring in her first R-rated film. Her co-star is Edward Cullen, Hollywood's reputed playboy, and he won't give her the time of day. Will they fizzle onscreen as Bella attempts to turn up the heat in her first erotic scene, or can she cause a reaction powerful enough to burn through his arrogant, impassive facade?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 157,234 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sometimes You Get What You Need by DispatchesFromDistrict7 reviews
When Katniss' business falls into trouble she leans on her new friend, the man who has become the beta for her fanfiction, unaware of who he really is. Inspired by the film You've Got Mail. Written for the 2013 Holiday Fic Exchange. Cover image created by Ro Nordmann (Ro-little-shop-of-wonders on tumblr).
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,392 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Momma Santa's Christmas Plan by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
Esme Cullen has a plan for Christmas this year, she's playing matchmaker. The two she's trying to get together aren't even searching for someone else. Can she help her friend, single mother of three – Bella, find a man who will love her and her children? What will happen, when it's Esme's own son is who she's trying to match Bella up with?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 174 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Survival 101 by oranfly reviews
A partners challenge of survival in the wilderness. Sallen Vs. Densi... who will be victorious? PWP "Ms. Blye, it's not that bad and I'm sure Mr. Deeks will be a great asset," Hetty replied calmly.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,056 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
The Kaleidoscope by 101tangerines reviews
Edward goes home to Forks every Christmas. Why does he never bring a girlfriend? He's nice, handsome and deeply successful... His constant single status is a mystery to everyone but Edward himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hollywood by allihavetodoisdream reviews
"She's Audrey Hepburn, and he's Cary Grant. She's Marilyn, and he's James Dean. She's timeless elegance, and he's old grace. She's searching, and he's already found, already taken. She's sixteen. And he's twenty-seven. But that doesn't matter. Not to a girl in love. Nothing matters, then." Edward & Bella in the definition of a forbidden relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,790 - Reviews: 3929 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complications Happen by Stuck Smitten Love Story reviews
Possible conclusion to the Afghanistan story and the complications that have been hinted at. I have no idea what will happen and pretty sure I am 100% wrong, so you could classify this as an AU. The team rush to Kensi's aid in Afghanistan and what they discover is something that sends Deeks's world tumbling down around him. After the mission is over Deeks is hurt and angry.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,020 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Armistice and Accompaniment by Kerrison reviews
It started out with Deeks needing every minute of that sleep - but just as importantly, he needed her there. Sleep isn't nearly as elusive as it used to be- but the need for her to be there hasn't ebbed. Post ep from 5x01 and onward for season 5. Spoilers may occur.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,734 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Spark by AngelycDevil reviews
The worlds of Austen-loving rocker Bella and quiet computer-geek Edward collide in one passion-filled moment, but he thinks it's too good to be true. Will another chance encounter smack him in the back of his head and change his mind or will he be too late? AH, OOC. A birthday fic for Lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Should Know by tiffanyanne3 reviews
"I look up and watch him slowly approach me, as if I'm an animal he might scare away. I hate that he seems to feel like I'll bolt at any moment. I want to let him in. I want to. I just need time." Bella's heart is broken. Edward helps her mend it. BxE, Friendship/Romance/Humor, Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,245 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Knows by tiffanyanne3 reviews
"My chest pounds, and I feel a little lightheaded, but I have to do it. I have to tell her. She has to know. But I think she already does. I move slowly toward her, hesitating, unsure if I should be doing this, afraid to scare her away again." This is You Should Know from Edward's perspective. It's not necessary to read the BPOV before reading this one. Each stands on its own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,115 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raising the Stakes by Bamie02 reviews
Kensi and Deeks decide to say 'I Do' but haven't told anyone that they are together. What will happen when the team finds out they are more than just partners?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,037 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Even by everlarkeologist reviews
Katniss Everdeen tries to navigate the rough waters of long-distance with her boyfriend while juggling her time with a surprising new friend. But when Gale makes a decision that jeopardizes their relationship, Katniss realizes that she can settle the score. And she picks Peeta Mellark to help her get even.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,298 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Beyond the Rainbow by halleycat77 reviews
A tag to Forest Green that got out of hand. Lisbon considers the move to DC, Jane reacts badly, and Lisbon decides to get the truth out of him, one way or the other. AU after Forest Green. An alternate (and quicker!) route to happy little bluebirds. No plot. A lot of thinking, a lot of talking, and a lot about Jane's ring...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blooming Violets by DKateri reviews
"Because she was breathtaking. And he was a fool." Two short missing scenes and one slightly longer AU ending for 616 Violets.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fancy by Idan reviews
After Silver Wings of Time, Jane reflects, Cho makes threats, and Lisbon throws a punch. Facing a new phase in their relationship, Jane and Lisbon try to adjust.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] Kimball C. - Complete
Balance by Idan reviews
Sometimes being thrown off balance is a good thing. Based on promo pics for Violets, so slight spoilers for that. Chapter 2 added: Jane and Lisbon try to have a proper date.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Did You Find Him Or Did He Find You? by aprylynn reviews
Kensi finally hangs up her gun, for good. References to"Imposters" (episode 2x23).
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Road Trip by Idan reviews
Spoilers for White as the Driven Snow, picking up right after the episode ends. What do Lisbon and Jane do during the long ride home? Talk, of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Broken & Damaged by xIAmAlsoAWe reviews
Takes place after Kensi comes home. 'His voice had been calming and reassured her both mentally and emotionally that she was safe, but it was his arms that ensured her safety physically and for that, she couldn't thank him enough.'
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] - Complete
Ruminations and Red Pajamas by starry19 reviews
6x16 Tag - "And then she sat on the floor of her shower, hot water streaming all around her, telling her heart to shut up. It was time she did something for herself. Marcus was kind and thoughtful and, best of all, he wasn't wearing a wedding ring."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Settle Down With Me by Paceismyhero reviews
"There were not enough adjectives in any language to describe how beautiful she was, how exceptional this moment was to him - to them." Oneshot inspired by Ed Sheeran's "Kiss Me". Takes place at the very end (in between some lines) of "Mockingjay" in Peeta's POV. Rated M for sexual content, though nothing explicit. Please read and review!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Jealousy by Idan reviews
A sequel to "Habit," also sort of a tag to The Golden Hammer. Spoilers for some upcoming episodes as well. "It annoyed Jane that with all his knowledge of her and skill (though admittedly rusty) at seduction, he couldn't win this contest hands down. It should never have been a contest in the first place, he felt."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,509 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Three Blows Is All It Takes by DaughterOfPoseidon333 reviews
All it took was three blows to land Kensi in the hospital. When the doctors tell Deeks what Kensi's injuries mean, he finds out what she's been hiding, and that something much bigger than he'd originally thought happened on the night they spent together 2 months ago. How many more blows before one of their hearts can't be glued back together?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Habit by Idan reviews
Tag to White Lines, so spoilers for that. Jane ponders his habits and their unintended consequences.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Wedding Planning by Idan reviews
Follow up to Wedding in Red, which felt really unfinished to me. Jane and Lisbon talk about weddings. Hypothetically, of course. Or so Lisbon thinks.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,959 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Tiger and the Lamb by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
In this story, Lisbon is the one with the crazy bulletin board.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 166,164 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Relentless Sparks by TheVelvetDusk reviews
"An imaginary force dragged him across the brown lawn. It was what unfailingly occurred when Rory Gilmore was involved." We all know that Luke and Lorelai get married someday. So what happens when the pair's nuptials throw Rory and Jess together into a series of rather fortunate events? Lit, multi-chap, set post-finale. COMPLETE!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Communication Skills by DaughterOfPoseidon333 reviews
Set after 4x24. Deeks and Sam have been taken and Kensi is trying to not make the case personal. But it's hard when all she can think about is Deeks' attempt at communication. As Kensi, Callen, and the rest of the team delve deeper into their mission to rescue their missing agents, Kensi finds that maybe she's okay making it personal. Densi. Callen/Kensi friendship.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
A Mockingbird In A Fir Tree by Pellegrina reviews
Follow Lisbon and Jane on a night out with some of his old carnie friends, and learn more about Patrick Jane's childhood. See the friendship of our favorite pair grow along the way as well. Stand-alone sequel to "Food For Thought". AU after "Red Dawn", slightly OOC. Mentions of child abuse. 2nd part of my story arc.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Revenge by El-Maybonics reviews
The random death of a Petty Officer sends the team in a race against time that could have disastrous ramifications. Meanwhile, Agent Blye and Detective Deeks embark on a game of one-upmanship that might just lead them to places they never expected. NOTE: This story has been updated to an M rating for the last chapter. Natually, a "Revenge-verse" tale.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,120 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Retreat by ZeGabz reviews
A Petty Officer with mob ties is murdered while at a couples' retreat. Kensi and Deeks are sent in undercover to uncover the truth behind his death. But can they stay on the top of their game when the lines between their aliases and themselves are blurred?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
The Accidental Husband by lysjelonken reviews
Based on the basic plot of the movie The Accidental Husband, as suggested by Agathanancy98. Lisbon is happy and about to marry her fiancee, Drew. But when they apply for a marriage license, they realize that she had fallen victim to a glitch - AU, JISBON
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,163 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: Fire With Fire by Donnamour1969 reviews
When Jane attempts to help Rigsby win Grace's heart, things backfire in unexpected ways. Season 1 AU. Fluff, humor, farce, romance. T/M. Jisbon and Rigspelt. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,630 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Camisoles, Corduroy, and Lip Balm by imahistorian reviews
It's funny what you can learn doing a woman's laundry for a month. Deeks POV, a series of 10 drabbles post 3x06 "Lone Wolf."
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,290 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
She No Speak Americano by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. Kensi speaks Spanish and Deeks likes it a little too much.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Partners With Privileges by Jessica237 reviews
It wasn't exactly a lie... KD, post 2x23.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Two at the Most by Andra-ggfan reviews
Rory wakes up in the one bedroom she never thought she would. Jess's. Apparently things happen when there are one too many Martinis involved. Post-finale Literati.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
No Secrets Between Partners by Jessica237 reviews
She won't admit it, but she doesn't want to be alone. He doesn't admit it, but she knows anyway – he needs to know that she's okay. They might try to keep their secrets, but in the end, they know each other better than anyone else ever could. Post 2x12.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Flat Screen Saga by Andra-ggfan reviews
Luke made Lorelai give away her flat screen TV. He came to get it, she came to visit, now they're dating. And now the campaign is finally over and they're moving in together. Exciting times but what comes next? Post finale Literati
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 134,735 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Hangover by Infinite Rhapsody reviews
Oh, Jace, what am I going to do with you?" "I can think of sheveral thingsh...none of them rated under PG13." Jace comes home to the Institute completely and utterly drunk. What IS Clary going to do with him? JxC. Oneshot. /SPOILERS FOR COG/
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Survival by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
She knew what this was. This was about war. This was about hope. This was push and pull, fall and fly, live and die. This was survival. And when you’re only trying to survive… anything goes. Jace/Clary. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Say Heaven, Say Hell reviews
Clary has been having weird dreams and flashbacks. She starts seeing things she shouldn't be seeing, things that shouldn't exist. Two nights at a club and two chance meetings with Jace Wayland later, her whole world is turned upside down. "She was imagining this whole thing. She had to be. For all she knew, the golden boy wasn't even real either." Slight OOC, some swearing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.