Have you even kissed Sakura yet? I thought not. So now, Sakura can't be your first.

IT WAS ME, SEIBAFACE!

-SakSak's Bizarre Adventures, Vol. 1

HAH! Mongrel! Your fakes are about as strong as your counterpart's C-ranked strength! HAHAHAHA!

You're already dead.

What? OH SHI-

EX-CALI-BANANA LEAF FAN!

-Fist of the Go West Star

Everyone's dead. The Aristoteles win. Just according to keikaku (TL: keikaku means plan)

-Notes

Shitty memes, shitty life, shitty writing. Basically the account where I do all the pandering shit like fluff, smut, powerwanking, humor, etc. Stuff that really isn't a good story, but is fun to read. As I've mentioned in some author's notes, it's literary equivalent of fast food.

Ever heard of Danielle Steel? If you haven't she writes these god-awful romance novels that are essentially the same story compacted in a variety of scenarios. So think of this account as a Danielle Steel ghostwriter for weeaboo trash.

My rule for writing fics on this account is: for every serious fic I write on my main, I get to write one abhorrently trashy one on this. So I at least maintain a balance.