To explain who we are, we need to explain our rather wonderful pen name. We are three humans (we think) of the more intelligent gender (in case you need it spelled out, that's female). We are:

Emily: Also known as Padfoot, Pippin, Faramir. Canadian. Sam's twin.
Sam: Also known as Moony, Merry and occasionally Aragorn. Also Canadian. Emily's twin.
Aisling: Also known as Prongs, Witch-King of Angmar and all the other dead and/or evil ones from LOTR. Half Irish. Half Canadian.
Kaitlin: Also known as Frodo, Sam(wise), Gollum, and a load of other characters.

Our pen name is actaully much longer than the one you see. Fanfiction.net wouldn't let us have the full one, which is filled with inside jokes and references to fanfics and the numerous psychological problems we have between us (Prongs is a kleptomaniac and pyromaniac, Moony has a sueriority complex and had an inferiority complex about it and Padfoot had multiple personalities, each one weirder than the last). The full pen name is:
Ode To Canadians, Irish, rabid beavers, pyromania, kleptomania, endorphins, pickles, Animagi and Marauders.
On to other matters.

Things that rock:
Canada
Ireland
Scotland
New Zealand
Lord of the Rings
Nickelback
The Darkness
Evanescence
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Ice cream!
Amelia Atwater-Rhodes books
AbigailNicole fanfics
All the fanfics and autors listed under our favourite stories/authors
Beavertails
Guinness
Caesium!!! (in Prongs's opinion)
Alanis Morissette
Linkin Park
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Shiny things (in Prongs's opinion yet again)
M & M's(the one with the peanuts in them...in accordance to the prophecy)
Black Hair
Partially Evil Lab Monkeys
Three Days Grace
Sporks
Pickles!!!!!
And the list is endless . . .

Things we hate:
Cricket
Bugspray (the smell... it burns!!!!)
2nd Matrix movie: Matrix Reloaded (totally pointless)
Rap music
Those inferior humans who don't appreciate good humor (*cough* MR BOCKENS!!! *cough*)
Anything that concerns Mr Bockens
Those inferior humans who don't like tuna sandwiches
School
Real estate agents
Those inferior humans who are prejuduced against Canadians, Irish and girls (*cough* Mr HESSE!!! *cough*)
All Back To The Future movies
Strawberries and kiwis!!! Evil!!! (Please note that this last sentence was written by Prongs who is allergic to both these things. Unfourtunately, Moony and Padfoot do not feel the same way and Padfoot keeps threatening very evil things concerneing certain unmentionable fruit . . .)
Even more endless then the stuff we like...

And we leave you with several questions to ponder and a totally unrelated answer to also ponder. . .

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does Ms. Purcell have no ankles?

Why was the can opener invented 100 years after the can?

Why do people think Moony reads dictionaries?

Why is Padfoot unable to keep her shiny pencil in her possession for more than two days at a time?

Why does Kaitlin intermittently wave her hands in the air and say random words?

Why does Prongs constantly ponder why kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What would Elmo sound like on helium?

The answer to the Universe and Everything is 42