I'M NOT GIVING UP, I'M JUST REWORKING A LOT OF THINGS AND REAL LIFE AND I'M SORRY I'M A TERRIBLE UPDATER!

also, no computer, all on phone, so I won’t be able to update FFNET until I get my computer fixed. You can help by “buying me a coffee” on Ko-Fi.

AO3 is where I am putting more stories now - mainly due to the Grouping function and the ability to create a chapter directly on site. I'll post a few here as well as a proper link.

:STORY UP DATES:

:Forever New CHANGED TO A Sideways Road: Unfinished BEING REWRITTEN : Not so cracky because my muse decided on something a lot less mind numbing. Not to be mistaken, there will be a metric ton of hilarious weirdness happening. Entire thing is now plotted, just looking for a BETA who can handle the spiderweb of insanity I call a plot set - up to Time Jump.

:Tipping the Scales: Unfinished BEING WRITTEN : The mature bits are being only on AO3 due to FFnet's policies. I'll be making a link once AO3 is back up. Summary is about the same, going to include some things. Possibly explain the name in one of those chapters... (I have a lot of holes to fill.) I finally have a BETA that is being awesome and poking me with random sticks to make sure I'm still alive. They're wonderful! (Once finished, I may rewrite this after finishing everything else.)

:Love Red, Envy Green: Unfinished BEING WRITTEN : A better build of characters and story line. Less about sex and more about relationships with a socially undeveloped Sociopath and a mildly better yet still socially undeveloped Bleeding Heart with a broken vocal filter. Plenty of OCs will show up to push them into closets for the "Betterment of Fan Service" (BFS) while still being probable. Shonen Ai/Yaoi/BoyBoy - Mature to Explicit (E content on AO3) Looking for a BETA

:Dimension Warp: The Dangers Of Meddling: Unfinished BEING WRITTEN Challenge from aliengirlguy. Pretty cracky but with LOTS OF ACTUAL PLOT, what was I thinking? Looking for a BETA

Massive amounts of crossovers and lots of cheesy dialogue. After running from the Dursley's, Harry realizes just how furious he is at Dumbledore and his heavy-handed meddling. Confronting the old coot, he gets an unexpected, unwanted, and most definitely disastrous one way ticket out of Hogwarts, off Earth, and out of the dimension entirely. Good news, he can get back to his home. Bad news, he's gotta go all the way around this effed up circle of sister worlds to get there. Let the foul mouthing begin!

:Green Iron: Unfinished BEING WRITTEN ... A request to a review I wrote by shurashur09. I am having too much fun. This is slow with short updates, but it is becoming one of the most updated stories I have - probably due to sheer amount of crossovers and silly content. Looking for some inspiration - don't be afraid to ask for something! Has the entire cast of Avengers, Harry Potter, and a few Japanese anime for kicks and fills. Willing to add more random crossovers for posterity.

A few challenges that have been plaguing me but in which I truly have no interest in writing:

CHALLENGE ONE (1): This will be a crossover with HOUSE and NCIS

House and Gibbs end up working together in a very . . . strange partnership on one unusual case. It is apparent from the beginning that the two don't get along in the least. So when they both disappear, everyone is worried and terrified for their bosses. Not only are they gone, but even little Abby and the Ducklings think the two are stuck together and nothing good can come from that. They're right. Gibbs is hurt, a stubborn patient, and refuses to listen to doctors orders. House is tending him, is just as stubborn, and without his Vicodin or Ducklings to gripe at.

Only thing I want really is a snarky friendship. If someone turns it otherwise, kudos.

CHALLENGE TWO (2): Ben 10 crossover with the Fifth Element (Please, don't ask my demented mind)

Due to the alien DNA within his entire body, Ben doesn't age like the rest of humanity. But, somehow unknown to him and everybody but the creator, the Ultimate Being, Fifth Element donated some DNA over 5000 years ago. Unexpectedly, several planets have aligned to unleash another Harbinger O' Doom leaving the Earth in need of a Savior not long after the actual defeat of the Evil in Lelu's time. Unfortunately, the Ultimate Being is quite pregnant and unable to do much more than watch in fear with her husband Corbin Dallas. They need help.

Ben has to somehow come into contact with Lelu, the Fifth Element. He has to have the tattoo on his wrist - maybe under the watch. (Look it up if you must, or watch the movie again.)

If you do take up any of the challenges, let me know through the messaging system with a story title. I want to read the stories too.