For My Best Friend: Update sometimes Saturday;Sunday or Wensday

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

114 Signs You're Too Much of a Transfan
by Artisan Brown

1. NASA wants you to stop asking about the location of Cybertron.

2. You're very suspicious of that blue toy truck you got for your birthday.

3. When you visited Detroit, you sat just outside the warehouse district with a pair of binoculars until security came and dragged you away.

4. Screw Team Edward! You're Team Prime!

5. You frequently talk to your car.

6. When people ask you why you talk to your car, you begin to laugh insanely.

7. You caress your car with wax monthly, and tell them not to listen to the nice people in white coats who come to your house.

8. You constantly check passing police cars to see if they have “to punish and enslave” on their side.

9. You duck and cover when you're in enormous cities that have jets flying over them.

10. You watch jets through binoculars regularly.

11. It’s a household custom for you to sift through automobile magazines, cut out pictures of cars, put them on the fridge, point at them and say: “That's a robot in disguise, I tell you! IT'S A ROBOT!”

12. You use the universal greeting when confronting hostile individuals.

13. You made oilnog for Christmas.

14. You chase after ambulances and shout: “SPIKE! IS CARLY IN LABOUR?!”

15. You also shout: “RATCHET! COME BACK!”

16. You wallowed in self-pity for days when you didn't see “Transformers” in theaters.

17. When you watched a Discovery Channel documentary about Monkeys, you said: “Trukk not munky.”

18. Your bedroom walls are painted either red or purple or both.

19. All the cookies you bake are in the shape of faction insignias.

20. The US military wants you to stop asking if you can join “N.E.S.T.”

21. You wrote a love letter and signed it “Bulkhead.”

22. You do “the wave” every time you hear the “zoom, zoom” in car commercials.

23. You like peanut butter and JaAm sandwiches.

24. Fanfiction.net has just sent you an e-mail announcing that the Transformers/Beast Wars section has just issued a restraining order against you.

25. Right after that e-mail arrived, DeviantArt forbade you from typing “Transformers” in the search engine.

26. You visited Detroit, looked into the heart of the city, and exclaimed: “Hey, where's Sumdac Tower?! Don't tell me that idiot, Powell, had the thing torn down!”

27. The only reason you watched “Cars” was the fact that you were holding onto the frail hope that a Transformer would make an appearance.

28. When your friend off-handedly mentioned that their great-grandfather was an explorer, you grabbed them by the collar and asked: “Do you have a yellow car?”

29. You walked into Burger King and asked: “Is this Burger Bot?”

30. You made a safety poster about the dangers of playing with Cosmic Rust.

31. Some people tell you you're three-faced.

32. You visited Detroit's police department and was appalled to learn that the captain's name wasn't Fanzone.

33. You won a footrace because you kept thinking: “I gotta warn Cybertron Command about the traitor!”

34. You chase after fire trucks shouting: “FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!”

35. You're afraid of red lights.

36. You’re an activist against scrap yards that crush old cars.

37. You frequently proclaim: “I dare to be stupid!”

38. Ever since watching Transformers Animated, you've been afraid of chatspeak.

39. You ogle at police motorcycles.

40. You talk to PlainTalk.

41. When your friend cut the cake and asked “you want a piece?” you responded: “No! I want TWO!” and cackled insanely.

42. You went to the doctor's office and asked: “wHy mY ShoULdeRs hUrT?”

43. You have an emergency “in case of Decepticon attack” kit under your bed, and have a tendency to use it whenever there's a blackout.

44. When your teacher asked you if you threw that strangely Decepticon-like paper airplane, you said: “Yeeees.”

45. You wear your silver house key around your neck.

46. You were disappointed when Father Christmas didn't give you garbage.

47. You bought a scooter and were disappointed when it didn't transform into a Mini-Con.

48. You talk to your scooter anyways and insist that it won't transform until you locate the Autobots' secret base.

49. When you visited the Hoover Dam, you leaned over the edge and kept claiming that the Transformers were going to arrive at “any minute now.”

50. You think that the guys who explored the Northwest Passage were actually kidnapped by Decepticons.

51. You are a practitioner of “Processor over matter.”

52. You have an emergency utility belt consisting of an oil can, a wrench, and Cosmic Rust.

53. When you found a rat in your basement, you immediately called up all your Transfan friends to tell them that Rattrap is in your house.

54. When you saw a skeleton of a Pteranodonin the museum, you said: “Better luck next time, Swoop.”

55. When running after the ice cream truck, you shout: “I scream for Starscream!”

56. You cry at the sight of anything blue and cubed.

57. Whenever you have as stroke of bad luck, you say: “Why universe hate Waspin – I mean, me?”

58. When you were a teenager, your motto was: “mY LiFE iS PAiN!”

59. You look at Barney and think: “Megatron, I have lost what little respect I had for you.”

60. When you introduce yourself, you use the name the “Transformers Name Generator” gave you.

61. You are fluent in “Blurr-ish.”

62. You petitioned to have your town's name changed to “New Kaon.”

63. You are amazed when you meet a pair of twins that don't have a Russian accent.

64. You have a faction insignia painted on the hood of your car.

65. You avoid construction zones.

66. You really hate spiders.

67. When you visit the dinosaur exhibit at the local museum, you grab the leg of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and start to cry: “GRIMLOCK!”

68. You want to be a lumberjack when you grow up.

69. The only reason you have a flowering garden is the hope that you'll attract bumblebees.

70. When preparing a meal, you subconsciously arrange the food products into Transformers faction symbols.

71. You have a discount coupon for Swindle's merchandise.

72. When your friend aced a difficult test, you said: “You got the touch!”

73. You like jazz.

74. When you found an orange plastic fork, you propped it up and exclaimed: “Okay, Space Bridge! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

75. You genuinely believe you can get drunk off oil.

76. You call infants “protoforms.”

77. You went to the local dojo and asked: “Can I learn Circuit-Su?”

78. You went to the pet store and asked: “Can I buy a triceratops?”

79. You don't say “men” and “women.” You say “mechs” and “femmes.”

80. When bruise yourself, you say: “Slaggit! I got a dent!”

81. You walked up to a cement truck and asked: “Do you like oil?”

82. You've sent out a radio signal to Lockdown, in the hope that he'll come to earth and give you some nifty weapons.

83. You have dedicated more then three rooms of your home to Transformers merchandise.

84. There are Transformers faction insignias on your underwear.

85. You stare at your cellphone for hours on end, knowing that someday, somehow, the Decepticon will blow his cover.

86. Likewise, you make sure to keep your stereo system under lock and key.

87. People look at you strangely when you say you're a “Trans.”

88. You randomly steal people's glasses to see if the map is on them.

89. When you're being confronted by bullies, you are very annoyed when you discover that your techno-organic powers have not surfaced. Curse that key!

90. You plan to wear a faction insignia on your wedding day, and refuse to marry your future spouse if they don’t share your political views.

91. You're afraid to knock down that wasp's nest, in the fear that Waspinator may be among them.

92. You've said to your doctor: “If you're gonna set Scalpel on me, you can forget about it!”

93. You went to a karate convention and exclaimed: “Hey! Where's Yoketron?”

94. When people criticize your abnormal behaviour as a Transfan, you say: “the funny stays.”

95. When you win Guitar Hero, you exclaim: “Me superior, you inferior!”

96. Scientists have told you on numerous occasions that dinosaurs don't breathe fire.

97. Nor can they transform into robots.

98. Or talk...

99. You're suspicious of cats that wander into your backyard.

100. You don't say “the birds and the bees.” You say “the Laserbeak and the Bumblebee.”

101. Your friends stopped looking at you strangely years ago.

102. You go to the race track, point at the cars, and say: “I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!”

103. You frequently walk around in cardboard boxes, proclaiming that you are a Transformer.

104. Your loved one gave you “Energon Cubes” on a romantic occasion.

105. You suspect Decepticons are the reason why iPhones are known to spontaneously combust.

106. All your handkerchiefs have your faction insignia printed on them.

107. You only use Transformer swears.

108. You stare down the throats of hot chicks, just to make sure they're not Alices in disguise.

109. You stare at the drivers of cars to see if they're holograms.

110. You wear a yellow construction helmet around for no apparent reason.

111. You believe that a guitar is a formidable weapon.

112. You frequently use red or blue eye contacts.

113. When your kid neighbour blows bubbles, you chase them around and shout: “Wait! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

And the 114th sign that you're too much of a Transfan...

114. The first time you watched a preview, you said: “I am going to hate this."

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you copy this into your profile.

his is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run, dumbass, run!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number. BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink . BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school and college to be your drinking buddies. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Child Abuse:

My name is Sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mummy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong

Or else I'm locked up all the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just-

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!", I scream

But its was much too late

His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah and I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

O.C.:Cheshire

[ ] They are possessed by an angel.
[ ] They are possessed by a demon.
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie.
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour.
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour.
[ ] This eye color happens to be red.
[ ] Their eyes change colour.
[ ] They have wings.
[x] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift.
[ ] They are immortal.
[ ] [If female.] They have large boobs.
[ ] [If male.] They are very muscular.
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc.
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc.
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers.
[x] They have a special ability/power.
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer.
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family.
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background.
[x] They have lost one/both of their parents.
[ ] They ran away from home.
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death.
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature.
[ ] They never knew one/both their parents.
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child.
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender.
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends.
[ ] They are cutesy.
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are. (looks about 20, is actually 15)
[ ] They are currently in a relationship.
[ ] They have lots of morals and declare them a fair bit.
[ ] They have a mental disorder.
[ ] They have an emotional disorder.
[x] They struggle to stay sane.
[ ] They are a phycho.
[ ] They have multiple personalities.
[ ] They are very intelligent.
[ ] They have hallucinations.
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet.
[ ] They have a guardian spirit.
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul.
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them.
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts.
[ ] Some part of their body glows.
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name.
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age.
[ ] They are connected with a certain element.
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal.
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'.
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga.
[x] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood.
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared.
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives.
[x] They are/used to hide/hiding from someone/something.
[ ] They have a rare blood type.
[ ] They cry blood.
[x] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc. make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown.
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live, a.k.a 'exotic'.
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark.
[ ]They are very lively/happy.
[x]They are very patient.
[ ] They are from a long line of (witches).
[ ]They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear.
[ ] They have amnesia.
[ ]They have some sort of permanent medical condition.
[ ] The have a some sort of unbeneficial curse upon them.
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy.
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'.
[x] They have insomnia.

Overall Points : 10

Point Reduction :1
Take points off your OC's overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[ ]They smoke.
[ ]They are an alcoholic.
[ ]They are overweight.
[ ]They are addicted to drugs.
[ ]They have a short temper.
[x]They enjoy bullying others.
[ ]They do not care much about others.
[ ]They are relatively emotionless.

Final Score:9

RESULT : Balanced Character

05 : Anti-Sue.
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they score that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.

06-15 : Balanced Character.
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 : Borderline Mary-Sue.
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26 : Mary-Sue.
Please revise your character... right now

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned something that ISN'T food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

I bet 93% of you people that read this won't repost

Why to come to the dark side

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous FanFictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on FanFiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Favourite thing to do when bored: write poems,write stories and read mostly,

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

Otaku!

You say English, we say Japanese

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say D. Gray Man

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Black Butler

You Say Ninja, we Say Naruto

You say Family, we say Vongola

You say Gay, we say Yaoi

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otaku

Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Send this to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy... Live well, laugh often, and love much!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Re-post this if you laughed or are planning to do any of these things.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night, he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it, too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is the Awesome Kitty. Please copy and paste this Awesome Kitty into your
signature to help this amazingly adorable kitty gain world domination over everyone since this Kitty is pretty Epic not to mention Awesome.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.

BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend.

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will love this crap.

You Know You're An Author If...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"; copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, Random Little, Writer FanofSnicket, MissVioletBaudelaire13, Girl-With-No-Name x, craZharrypotterblondie, Dr. Rae, KoOLkaTMeoW13, Saiyansweetheart, RubytheDragon1999, cariomario123, FanO'theNinja121, otakuchamasherlockluvr, Sylveon-bit-me,Angelica Felicity Brice,Roofscat

You know you're obsessed with anime and manga when...

1) You see half of the word "potato" and think it's "Naruto".

2) You see a label saying "Black Binder" but you register it as "Black Butler".

3) You run through the pouring rain screaming "JUUUUVIAAA!"

4) You get onto a pirate ship and start looking for Monkey D. Fluffy.

5) You see a pink pearl, and try to activate "Pink Pearl Voice".

6) You see a snowman, and think Ellie has somehow made Plue bigger.

7) You see a rat, and look around for Yuki.

8) You see pasta on your dinner plate, and wonder if Italy will come to visit.

9) You see a mostly symmetrical piece of artwork, and wonder if Death the Kid will appear out of nowhere, declaring that it is off by one millimeter.

10) You see an A on your test, you double check the paper for the word "Special".

11) You hear/see instant coffee and think "COMMONERS COFFEE!!!"

12) You know all the hand signals from Naruto and can make them just as fast as they can.

13) See a skateboard with skulls on the bottom and wonder if if it's Beelzebub in real life.

14) See a stuffed bunny think "Usa-chan

15) you see identical twins and think "Hitachiin Twins"

Copy and paste this onto you're profile!

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pretended to bend the elements, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you constantly update your profile, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

You say Twilight. I say Harry Potter.
You say Vampires. I say Wizards.
You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire. I say Professor Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince.
You say Jacob Black. I say Sirius Black.
You say Team Edward. I say Team Weasley.
You say Edward Cullen. I say Cedric Diggory.
You say Bella & Edward. I say Ron & Hermione.
You say Bella. I say Bellatrix.
You say the Volturis. I say the Malfoys.
You say Stephenie Meyer, the joker. I say J. K. Rowling, the Queen.
You say shapeshifters who change when they're pissed. I say werewolves who contort in the moonlight.
You say romance. I say adventure.
You say emo girl who can't fight her own battles. I say feisty ginger who packs a mean punch.
You say Washington. I say Scotland.
You say American. I say British.
You say divorce. I say death by evil leader.
You say Victoria. I say Voldemort.
You say Charlie. I say James.
You say 'Oh my gosh their making the final part into 2 movies'. I say 'Yeah, they're copying a series they can never live up to'.
You say 7 amazing years worth of emo girls and I-had-spicy-tuna vampires. I say 14 PHENOMENAL years worth of suspense, adventure, drama AND humor.

You're in a phase that will blow over in a year or two. I'm in an era that will never not see the light(:

Because Twilight is just a phase...Harry Potter is a way of life

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?"

"I wish I was eight again, because all had to do was tag me and I was it"

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

I bet Hitler could do that better than you

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

Yeah I'm crazy, it runs in the family. What's your excuse?

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside

(the answering machine)

Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you

Hi, this is the refrigerator. John's answering machine is broken but I'll give the message to John. Now just speak very slowly while i write down the message and stick it to myself with these little cute magnets

I'm out of my mind! but feel free to leave me a message

(end answering machine)

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly

Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200

The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed. Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say 'YOU'RE IT!!' and then run away

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart?

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges!"

If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird

The voices and I took a vote, and you're insane

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

Normal people worry me.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and they said "omg! NO one knows!"

I'm that type of person who walks into chairs and says sorry

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "Nope. BUNGEE!"

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk; I have a work station...

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

While lying in bed last night, I looked up at the stars and thought, Where the heck is the ceiling?

Duct tape is like the Force; it's got a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together!

When life gives you lemons, eat them, because hey, free lemons!

Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver.

When you feel like getting angry with someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you were arguing over the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the Opportunist

If con- is the opposite of pro-, is congress the opposite of progress?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and laugh as everyone tries to figure out how you did it!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

The road to success is always under construction

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls are in the way.

Impossible is just another way to say I'm possible.

Whenever I'm asked to pick a side, I ask which side is the dark side because they have the cookies. When both sides argue over being the dark side, I laugh because the people on both sides know I prefer brownies over cookies.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you limes, make limeade. When life gives you oranges, make lemonade and limeade regardless because orange juice is overrated.

I didn't fall! I attacked the floor and I believe I'm winning.

People say you can't live without love; but I think oxygen is more important.

Who says nothing is impossible!? I've been doing it for years!

the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.

I always dreamed of being a millionaire, just like my uncle! ...He's still dreaming too.

Stop worrying about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I'm not judging you. I'm just pointing out all your mistakes you're making.

To the guy who made imaginary numbers in math: what were you thinking!?

If you die in an elevator, make sure you push the up button before dying.

I'm not suffering from insanity; I'm enjoying every moment of it!

It's not important to win. It's important to make the other guys lose.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes (WTF)!?

If life hands you lemons, say they're yellow oranges. Then sell them for twice as much!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Ifyou still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry.

Twas' 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38 When 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven's gate. Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air. They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there. They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say. They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day. "Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse. "This is heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house." When what to their wondering eyes did appear, But Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near. He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same. Then He opened His arms and He called them by name. And in that moment was joy, that only heaven can bring Those children all flew into the arms of their King And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace, One small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face. And as if He could read all the questions she had He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad." Then He looked down on earth, the world far below He saw all of the hurt, the sorrow, and woe. Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand, "Let My power and presence re-enter this land!" "May this country be delivered from the hands of fools" "I'm taking back my nation. I'm taking back my schools!" Then He and the children stood up without a sound. "Come now my children, let me show you around." Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran. All displaying enthusiasm that only a small child can. And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight, "In the midst of this darkness, I AM STILL THE LIGHT." Written by Cameo Smith, Mt. Wolf, PA

If you don't actually like people very much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want
to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

D* Put this
R* On your
E* Page if you
A* Prefer your
M* Imagination
S* Over reality

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die