Penname: FETA for short, I'll definitely understand. AND i know Armageddon is spelled wrong, but pennames only allow so many characters. It is spelled "Armageddon" but really does one missing d matter that much! Well it shouldn't.

Name: My name? You mean you don't know who I am he he he well, let me tell you! I am the light that shines in the darkness! I am the fragment of hope that exists in every life forms soul! I don't know what the hell I am anymore because I am everything and I am nothing! I am the shadow that skulks around in the dark! I am evil incarnate! I am master! I am the ultimate hero! I am Goku and I am a SUPER SAIYAN! Wait, wait, wait sorry wrong guy that's not me. I am the man who will become the pirate king, Monkey D. Luffy- damn it all that's not me either. Who am I? I'm Spiderman. SON OF A WHORE! That's not right either. I'm going to get this. I am the protector of souls, Substitute Shinigami, Kurosaki Ichigo. (Sighs heavily) Ya know what, I'm going to have to get back to you on that name thing.

D.O.B: 4-01 (April 1st)

Country: USA

Gender: Male

Favs: anime/cartoons/shows- One Piece, Bleach, History's strongest disciple Kenichi, Soul Eater, Naruto, Boondocks, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Devil May Cry, Gantz, Simpson, American Dad, X-Play, Samurai Champloo, Robot Chicken, i also love abridged series. Death Note, Heroes, The Chapelle Show, and various shows on cartoon network

pairings: One Piece- Luffy x Nami, Zoro x Robin (kinda)

Naruto- Naruto x Hinata, Naruto x Sexy justu clone, Shikamaru x Tayuya, Shikamaru x Temari, Naruto x Temari (if done right)

Bleach- Ichigo x Orihime x Rukia (that would be awesome), Rukia x Renji (kinda)

colors- black and red

manga- Gantz, One Piece, Bleach, Soul Eater, My Balls, IO, History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi

video games- Devil May Cry series (series based off game except 2), Halo series, StreetFighter, God Hand, Marvel V.S. Capcom series, God of War series

characters (male):

One Piece- Luffy, Zoro, Franky, Chopper, Usopp (he tries hard I'll give him props for that), Shanks, Sanji, Dead Bone Brook, Lucci, Kaku, Jyabura, Eneru, Smoker, Kumadori (mostly the way he talks and his weird tendencies), Crocodile, Paulie, Dorey and Brogey (I respect their battle for honor)

Naruto- Itachi (he really messed his brother's life up, I find that funny), Naruto (I think he has a secret deep side), Lee (respectable but kinda annoying), the third Hokage, Asuma, Gaara (i like the turn around), Neji (same as Gaara), Shikamaru (lazy genius), Kiba ok basically all the rookie nine (except Sakura and Sasuke. Ino well i don't like her but i don't hate her.)

Bleach- Ichigo, Chad (Sado) (Coolest Mexican period), Renji, Kisuke, Isshin, Kenpachi, Ikkaku, Toushiro, Shunsui (he's lazy), Juushiro, and Kaien

Devil May Cry- Dante (he's badass)

HSD Kenichi- Kenichi, Tanimoto, Sakaki, Ma Kensei, Akisame, Elder Furinji, Takeda, Seigfried, Apachai, God Hand Akira (just cuz), Beserker.

characters (female): most girls in anime are just hot with nothing really complex about them. Sailor Moon DOES NOT prove me wrong and neither does hentai, if you know what that is! (which some of you do and you know it.)

One Piece- Nami, Robin, Conis, Vivi, and Califa (mainly cause she's hot)

Naruto- Hinata, Tsunade, Tayuya (such a bad mouth), Tenten, and Anko

Bleach- Rukia, Orihime, Rangiku, Momo, Yachiru, Yuzu, Yoruichi, Soi Fong and Karin,

HSD Kenichi- Shigure, Renka, Mui (slightly), Freya,

Hated Characters: Naruto- Sakura (she's useless and so whiny), Sasuke (he's a traitor, emo, a-hole, and c'mon get over it and he should have at least been with one of those fan girls AT LEAST ONE...fag!)

One Piece- Spandam (if you know who he is I DON'T NEED A REASON), Mr. 3 (cowardly and weak), and Wapol (he's a prick)

Bleach- Sasakibe Choujiro (Squad 1 Lieutenant, he's just awful), Kurotsuchi Mayuri (he's an all around asshole)

Likes/hobbies: anime, chocolate, snow, laughing (sometimes hearing other people laugh), video games, Suicide For Hire (web comic), playing basketball and football, just bein' weird, swimming (more like floating around), being lazy, sleeping, pie, girls, afros (get one and you'll understand), and t.v.

Dislikes: preps, arrogant a-holes, goths, yaoi (i have nothing against the writers/readers/followers, but i don't like it plain and simple, it is also flooding this site like sand in the desert.), the sun beaming in my eyes, emos, being sick (i know that it's a given but i'm putting it anyway). i also HATE viruses and the lonely stereotypical nerds that sit at home with nothing better to do than to give stupid infections to people's computers. I want to kill off every last one of you from the face of the earth or castrate you so you don't reproduce. Oh and here's to the FCC and all those parents who think video games make children shoot up schools or rob someone when it's there own damn fault for: 1. buying it in the first place and if they didn't, then not carefully monitoring their child. 2. being bitches/bastards (gotta be fair for both sexes). 3. insert your own angry phrase here! Here's my gift to you people _.l.. -.- ..l._ (if you agree put this symbol on your profile.) even though i think that commas work better than periods for fingers but Fanfict won't process it.

Quotes:

"When fishing, it's not how deep your line goes, it's how you wiggle your worm." anonymous

"With knowledge comes power, but with power comes destruction." myself

"Piccolo you wear weighted training clothes too." "No Goku i just looovve getting naked around you." (says sacastically.) Piccolo and Goku (DBZ abrigded)

"When you laugh you're always happy." Saulo (One Piece)

"Peace and Love." Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

"We live a life of choice, and when we make that choice it will either bring reward, consequence or both." myself

"Burritos are warm and delicious, but end in a big hot mess." anonymous.

"Please don't piss in the beakers." Chemistry teacher.

"Quickly children, run into pikachu's vagina." (motivatedphotos.com)

"An honest man is always a child." Socrates

"No Nappa don't catch that it's a trick." "But Vegeta...Trix are for kids." Vegeta and Nappa (DBZ abridged)

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher and that is a good thing for any man." Socrates

"What. do you think. will happen next?...LET'S WELCOME CHAOS!" Arkham (DMC 3)

"'I'll kill everyone and burn everything to ashes. Then i will go home, masturbate, and sleep.' MEN, it's what they do." movatedphotos.com

"Science doesn't suck...it blows." Physics teacher

"The melody of reason will always play out the truth." Narumi Ayumu (Spiral)

"Hi i'm Nappa and this is Vegeta and he was a prison-" "SHUT UP NAPPA!" "...bitch." "Damn you Nappa." Nappa and vegeta. (DBZ abridged)

"Beauty fades but bitch lasts forever." don't know.

"Willpower is for fools who know not the happiness of cereal."

"Being Namakien isn't an insult. the Namakiens are a proud, strong-" "That means he doesn't have a penis right Vegeta." Piccolo and Nappa. (DBZ abridged)

"Piccolo, you're not human either and you're father spit you out as an egg...Are you a Yoshi?" Goku (DBZ abrigded)

"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer." Bruce Lee

"Okay, i could sit here and die like a coward in this dead end or i could go out like a real hero." runs yelling. "Neither" "i choose to live and run like bitch." runs around big moster and leaves. Kuruno (gantz abridged)

"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successfull personality and duplicate it." Bruce Lee

"I've noticed that you love to look up at your silly old planet. You're probably dreaming you can go back there someday, but IT'S JUST A DREAM!" Charges energy ball in his hand then throws it at slaves only for it to turn directly into the planet destroying it. "Oops, did i just blow it up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Broly (Dbz movie 8)

"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." Bruce Lee

"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of." Bruce Lee

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." Einstein

"Who in the hell hit the chicken switch!" Some motivational speaker from Reno 911

"Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." Einstein

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." Einstein

"Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." Sun Tzu

"Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength, very cunning. NO, wait what's the opposite of that." "Retarded?!" "YES, retarded thank you. now disregarding the Namekien-" "Ah, ah, ah Yoshi." "I'M NOT A GAWDDAMN YOSHI!" "But you said you were." "I WAS USING SARCASM!" "What's that taste like?" "DAMMIT GOKU!!" raditz stomps goku. "STOP IGNORING ME!" Raditz, Goku, and Piccolo. (DBZ abridged)

Drifting Wind, Stretching Captain:in progress split focus. (i'll get to it)

Naruto and the tenth Jinchuuriki: in progress split focus. (working surprise in the chapter.)

The bleach story is so close to production is sorta scary, but still missing some elements. There's no chapters written yet and i don't plan on it until i finish one of my other stories. But i am getting very excited about it as i have probably been talking about for over a year now.

Anime/Manga Rant: Hey you know how earlier i said that the manga of anime isn't all that special to me since it lacks the sound. I WAS WRONG! INCREDIBLY WRONG! The manga of one piece and bleach kicks so much ass is not even funny, okay maybe a little. I beat myself up for a whole week just because i missed out on so much. if you don't read the manga, but watch the anime. STOP IT!! JUST STOP IT!! Trust me i'm a converted believer. Manga might not beat anime though it still not far behind. The current arcs of both those manga are completely kick ass. i won't spoil it for you but you should read 'em. Naruto is whole different story that i won't go into. i heard it's slowly getting back on track, but One Piece and Bleach were always better than Naruto even in it's best moments. That's just my opinion, and if you think differently your loss. PROVE TO ME THAT NARUTO IS GREATER THAN ANY OF THE TWO. But i can tell you right now it's a lost cause and waste of time.

Every living thing in this world has made a poo! So if you made a poo so fierce that...

1. You immediately went for the spray/flusher.

2. You cried.

3. You cursed the name of spices and hot sauce.

4. You swore off burritos for a week.

5. You looked back in the toilet and admired your work and then called in a relative after you've cleaned properly (or not out of excitement, yeah let's go with excitement).

6. You went dizzy.

7. You looked at the toilet paper and immediately thought, 'Shit!'

8. You blacked out.

9. You had temporary amnesia.

10. You crushed the thing you were grasping on as you pushed out that humongous log.

11. You gave your pet the finger because it was just sitting there staring. (They friggin find ways in the bathroom.)

12. You laughed like crazy for no reason at all.

13. You prayed/ thank God for that release.

14. You put on your pants and went to go get a belt cuz they kept sliding down.

15. You raided the fridge afterwards.

16. You panted heavily.

17. You were out of it for a couple minutes.

18. You feel asleep.

19. You yelled at the top of you lungs.

20. you had to do it in two parts.

21. You immediately logged onto the net and created a list about making a poo.

22. You logged onto the net, read this list, and decided to put it on your profile.

Myspace is one of the most popular websites in the world. People spend their lives writing things, blogging, and setting up pictures on the site. Some people even goes as far as date through myspace and eventually meet. 98 percent of the people in the world has a myspace and if you're of the two percent that don't. Put this on your profile and add your name to the list, Funk.Endgame.Trilogy.Armagedon