once upon a time there was a girl named, ororchi. she had no friends because everyone in her school hated anime/manga. so one night she wished upon a star for her to have some friends. then when she woke up, ichigo was in her room. "ICHIGO!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!" she ran up to him and gave him a hug awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

"so what's your name?" asked ichigo awkwardly.

"ororchi. will you come to school w/me and defend me from bullies?"

"ummmmmmmmmmmmm, sure kid, i guess but i have to get back to the soul society. you know i have to save rukia and stuff."

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"

so they went to school it was ororchi's best day of school ever. then when they were walking home from school out of no where renji appeared.

"RENJI I LOVE YOU!!!!!" said ororchi

"you've got a lot of love kid" said ichigo.

"ichigo what have you been doing?" asked renji

"nothing. i was just going w/ this kid to school." said ichigo.

"well you need to get back to the soul society. here's a letter from rukia." said renji

the letter said this:

ichigo you moron i know what you have been doing. you can not beat little kids up as a soul reaper. even if it is to protect a little girl whose in love w/ you and renji. come back now!!!!! im rotting in this cell. im not getting any younger you know. get your medioker soul reaper butt back to the soul society!!! oh and tell renji i said hi. and before you leave erase the girls memory of what happend today.

sincerely

Rukia Kuchiki

"i would expect her to say that" said ichigo "look kid ive got to go."

"well can you take a picture of you and me and renji? here's my camera. and then can you two sign it?" said ororchi

"sure." said ichigo. they took the picture and then signed. ichigo of course didnt smile what the girl didnt know is that the camera erased her memory and everyone elses who experieced ichigo's presence and put in a new one.

"but its true. a monkey did come in my bedroom when i woke yesterday." said ororchi at school the next day.

"yeh and i ride a canable elephant to school every day. grow up" said a girl from school.

ororchi opened her binder and saw the picture of her, ichigo, and renji. "ichigo and renji?" she said.

THE END