In canon, Petunia Evans wrote a letter pleading to be allowed into Hogwarts. But what if she didn't have to? How many lives would change if Petunia was a Witch too? Major AU!

Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

After Cicero bothers the Listener too much about killing someone, the Listener gives Cicero a challenge: Don't kill someone. Be a thief, instead. Hell, go to Riften and join the Guild. It's a surprisingly productive challenge.

Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek

At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?

It all began because she overslept. If she hadn't overslept, she wouldn't have forgotten her notebook, wouldn't have written in the evil diary that snarked back and would never have wound up in 1943 with a boy who hates singing. *What happened to Atlanta Black when she went MIA in History Keeps Pulling* *Part of the Rewritten in Time series*

A short funny. The Hero of Brightwall finds the Pangs of Sunset. Too bad Reaver comes by and sees the book and is not too happy.

Ingun's morning routine becomes a little more interesting when she meets the Dragonborn on the docks.

Sequel to Sirius' Savior, Harry heads to Hogwarts what lies in store for him?

A foolish, foolish boy breaks Tallusa's heart.

It was the first time Reaver had felt inclined to shoot a tree. Probably the last time, too.

Character essay and analysis of Reaver.

Another of my movie AU's. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly...interesting. Dean/Castiel Sam/Gabriel

When Justin tries to gain Florian's support in his fight against the monarchy, Florian discovers that there's a thin line between love and hate. Warning: Contains nongraphic Florian/Justin

Once, there had been a young man who had been so afraid of death that he'd go to the greatest lengths to destroy it. Then, there had been a man who'd aged way before his time, and wandered Albion, heartbroken. And then, there had been a Pirate King.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

It came as a big surprise, but also a big explanation. He was gay, of course he was. Now all he had to do was figure out what exactly that meant to him. So Spencer decided to do a bit of a field study. M/R SLASH. Three-shot.

Reaver returns to find a most peculiar pair of house guests. Will Reaver survive the antics of Sparrow and his new furry companion, or will he find himself fleeing back to Samarkand tail between his legs?

Link meets Sheik, and in an unprecedentedly open conversation between the two, Link shares with the sheikah his less than thoughtful opinions of the Princess.

Logan was busy. Mummy and daddy were busy. Reaver was asleep. He seemed the safest bet to Tallusa...

CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.

Destiel, Dirty Dancing AU. Castiel's family vacations in the Catskills, Castiel somehow winds up behind the scenes of the resort, involved witht he employee's, one of whom is trying very hard to keep something hidden. You'll only need one guess.

AU Prisoner!Dean in hospital being reluctantly examined by Intern!Cas. Warning, mentions of past abuse sexual and physical , character death, some scenes that some may find disturbing, mental scars, terminal illness.

Bro allows Dave to choose whatever ingredients he wants to bake a batch of muffins. The end result is disastrous, and the Striders never baked again. Based off the Manly Men Doing Manly Things comic.

"Bro." Bro quirked his brow. "Bro no." Bro grinned. "Don't taze me Bro." Bro lunged.

Link comes back to the forest after his journey and puts his things away. Mido had to ask.... one shot

Fun in the dark… a power outage, how ever will Boog and Lenny pass the time? BoogLenny Oneshot. Mature Content. Do not like? Do not read.

They ganked the witches and went home back to shower and rest. Then suddenly Sam is waken by Dean acting very odd and what can a man really do when pressed against the wall by his naked, bewitched brother? Call the angel brigade is what.

AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity

Childhood - Highschool AU. Dean and Castiel's discoveries in sexuality begin at the tender age of nine. Warnings for underage and sensitive subjects. No child abuse etc though.

Highschool AU PWP - Castiel has something of a reputation. Dean has something of a secret.

the sergeant universe; The everyday trials of living with a balverine. Cameos? Yes. Sanity? Not so much. Centered around Reaver and Sparrow's pet balverine, Sergeant Smiles. Chpt 2: Garth and Reaver try their hand at balverine bathing

AU It's a Terrible Life 'Verse. - Dean Smitth reluctantly goes to see a doctor at a weight loss clinic. Castiel is having issues of his own, and sugessts maybe Dean's problems lie more with stress than his weight. Destiel. Will grow into PWP.

Of course Hermione's car would choose to break down in the middle of nowhere, especially, when in that middle of nowhere someone actually show up, before she gets to fix it with magic and then something oddly unchangeable happens. HG/JB

AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.

Okay, so a while back I decided to write the story of the playthrough of my fourth Hero dubbed Tallusa but dropped it. So here she is being lost as a child. Daughter of the 'Refusing to Fly' Sparrow. Enjoy!

AU based off of True Grit. Dean kidnaps an unsuspecting Castiel because well...traveling gets lonely out west. Utter porn that would not leave me alone, warnings for partial non-con, older/young partner, poor imitation of old west talk.

When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel

Five years after the events of Fable II, Sparrow lives alone in the cemetery mansion, deaf to Albion's cries. That is, until Reaver gets offered an egregious sum of gold to persuade her otherwise...

The queen had always found Reaver's propositions to be more distasteful than delicious. But when he decides to use creativity to get what he wants, she finds herself ill-equipped to resist him.

AU Sirius took Harry that night and left. What happened after that is my story. ?able Dumbledore Sirius OOC Rating for occasional language.

Gamzee attempts to cheer Tavros up, but really only succeeds in making him feel worse; physically worse, that is. He warned you about those stairs, bro. Written for a contest on deviantart.

(Fable 2) Reaver learns something sinfully unexpected about our dear Sparrow. And he also now knows why he does not have a chance in hell at bedding her. Humor.

Andy knew he shouldn't be doing this. It was dirty, something he shouldn't want, but it was something he did want all the same...

(Fable 2) Our Little Sparrow lets Reaver in on a secret about his supposed good looks. Humor.

An intrepid band of muggles pierces the veil that separates their world from the wizarding one.

Large oneshot! Blade goes to Bloodstone to recruit Reaver. And boy does she have fun. P.S-I made her rescue Bob in the Spire, so he's now on the mainland in a coma.

Reid has been harboring feelings for Morgan for quite a while now, but it doesn't work out in his favor when he confess to it. Later Morgan meets someone special and gets a surprise beyond compare. Mature, SLASH.

Everything looks bigger from the inside out. Slash, CraigTweek

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

Truly, the art of characterization is lost.

"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek

AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.

Second part of Oneiroi Series. Vaarsuvius wanted to forget the whole thing happened before it got dangerous, but fate had a different take on things. What do you do when the one person you had to leave behind is the only one who you can hold onto?

In order to escape oncoming fangirls, Seifer must enter a random room at a party. Unbeknownst to him, it's occupied. First story - Give the harshest critism you can!

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah

Days after Castiel disappears during the archangel fight, he shows up on Dean's doorstep and needs some help. Dean/Castiel pre-slash

Dean and Castiel are together now. Like for real. Which is good until Castiel goes a little crazy.

A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.

A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

It's time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. Dean/Castiel

Wherein sleeping arrangements are awkward, Sam teaches Castiel about picking up girls and Dean finds out what to do with your angel when he’s not really an angel anymore. Dean/Castiel

Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate. AU Dean/Castiel Sam/Sarah

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

First of Oneiroi Series. In the end, it all came down to the fact that neither of them had any better company and related to each other far too well. The line between what is acceptable and what is not is sometimes too blurry to tell. Redcloak/V, Semi-AU

At long last, the party is back together, but Belkar can't help but feel that something is missing.

The Morning after Reaver and Sparrow's first sexual encounter. Reaver doesn't believe Sparrow's reactions to him. Non-explicit Sexual themes. Complete? /May become part of longer fic.

One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Two members of the Hogwarts Board of Governors, Ginny Potter and Draco Malfoy, seek to control the future of the school through bold actions and cunning. The question is who is bold and who is cunning.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.

Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.

All it took was a lighthearted quip from Mace Windu to send ObiWan Kenobi off the edge and into insecurity, but Anakin has found the cure to growing older. AniObi slash.

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.