Hi yall. I am a faerie who likes granting wishes. Maybe, if you review I'll come stop by and grant one of your wishes. Eh? Sound like a plan?

Hey again. I changed my mind. Apparently a reward system doesn't work that well. Capitalism=destruction. Am I going to have some liberal people after my arse now. Ack. Anyway, I decided to go for the totalitarian approach. IF YOU DON'T REVIEW A DRAGON WILL COME EAT YOU!!! A HUNGARIAN HORNTAIL!!

Hmm, maybe I should just ask nicely. Review?

I have golden hair, (not blond you color blind people, clearly, it's golden), like to pretend I'm 16 (really I am) jklol. Et j'aime beaucoup des choses jolies. Comme des fleurs et des arbres. Je l'aime quand je repose sur mon veranda et je regarde le ciel et des nuages. Yaya, I kinda speak french. And I REALLY hate fleur. what in the world was JKR thinking. You don't name people FLOWER. only skunks that play with deer can be called Flower. Anyhoo. Read my stories--actually, don't read the one about Severus. I think I've abandoned it. Unless I get a spark of genius. Yeahhhh... Forgive and Live is my favorite atm.

I love these...

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress??

Never insult anyone by accident.

Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Patience is not a virtue; it is a waste of time.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

"It was real, it did happen. We spent time here, we made friends here, and that's a part of us. Because Hogwarts is, well it's bigger than any of us. Bigger than any of it's founders; and it's gunna be around long after we're gone. Maybe we'll see our kids come here one day. That's the thing about Hogwarts; no matter how long you're away from it, man, there's always a way back. . . . Back to witches and wizards, magical beasts; to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts--I'm going back!" love ya Darren Criss!!! OMG I saw him yesterday. I wonder if he reads fanfiction. DARREN!?!?! IF YOU'RE READING THIS...REVIEW!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A RED VINE!!! or a bugle, I know you like those too. :P.

Hogwarts=Life ^_^

Okay, on to my stories. :P REMEMBER TO REVIEW!!!