Age: 314 teehee

Where I live: Earth

Name: Sonsu

Nickname: Sex God =0.0=

Height: Not telling

Dream: Uh...what is that again?

Sex: Depends, how hot are you?

Race: Dog demon

Occupation: That's a work thingy, right?

Sex prefernce: As long as you have the whips and chains, we're on the same page.

Fav Quote(s): "You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?"

"Twincest- giving new meaning to 'go fuck yourself'"

"Yaoi. Every time you look at it, a ninja kills a kitten. Good thing I'm a dog person."

Fav Moive Quote(s):

From 10 things I hate about you

Patrick: I told you, you may have a concution.
Kat: You don't care if I ever wake up
Patrick: Sure I do.
Kat: Why?
Patrick: Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me.
Kat: Like you could find one.
Patrick: Oh, see, that there, who needs affection when I have blind hatred?

Guy 1: Look Lyte, I know that we've had our differences in the past,
Guy 2: Differences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
Guy 1: It was one night.
Guy 2: Or how about that stripper gram you sent me for the Global Gym 1 year aniversary?
Guy 1: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
Guy 2: It was also a man.

From Hitch

Lance: You see what I'm doing? This is what I'm about. Power suit, power steering. Peopl can wince cry beg but eventually they do what I want.
Alex: Oh! So that's like, a metaphor?
Lance: Oh yeah.
Alex: Right well see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this, pins Lance to a table, this is more like me saying that I will literally break your shit off if you ever touch me again. M'kay pumpkin?
Lance: Got it.

Guy 1: Did he die?
Guy 2: I certainly hope so otherwise that autopsy's going bitch.

Guy 1: Our shinanigans are cheeky and fun.
Guy 2: His shinanigans are cruel and tragic
Guy 1: Which makes them not shinanigans at all really.
Guy 3: Evil shinanigans
Older guy: I swear to god I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shinanigans!
Guy 4: Hey Farva, what's the name of that one resturant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the motzerella sticks
Farva: You mean Shinanigans?

From 13 ghosts

Dennis: There are ghosts downstairs

Aurthur: Well, we have to go down

Dennis: Excuse me, did I just say there was petting zoo downstairs, no! There are ghosts downstairs!

Fave Family Guy Quote(s):

Lois: Peter, what the hell is wrong with you?
Peter: You wanna know what's wrong with me Lois, you wanna know what's wrong with me? I love to much
Lois: Peter, you're scaring me
Peter: Good, embrace the fear! Come, dance with me Lois, dance the dance of life!

Fav Naruto Quote:

Sai: You really are weak, aren't you?
Naruto: glares
Sai: Tell me what it's like not having a dick

(don't believe me? Go to the shippunden episodes)

Death Note:

Misa: I can't live in a world without Light!
L: Yes, that would be dark

Bleach:

Urahara: That wasn't very nice, I do believe you killed my hat.

Me/My friends:

Me: It should not be me worrying if you think I'm funny or not, it should be you worrying if I'm outside in your bushes, standing right behind you, or if I'm watching you through the computer.

Me: Dance like no one is watching. Read like no one is looking over your shoulder.

My Brother: Sis, you'll protect me if he tries to butt rape me, right?
Me: nods Of course bro!
Gets mauled by another guy
My Brother: Ahhhh! Sis help me!
Me: -takes out phone and starts recording- Sorry bro, but number one rule of Yaoi in my book, never break up a live action boy x boy scene

Kaede: What made you like yaoi so much?
Me: shrugs I don't know, it just happened.
Keade: Naruto?
Me: Yep

Gin: What made you fucked up in the head mom?
Me: contiues reading Well, the first yaoi scene I ever saw involved rape
Gin: But that makes no sense
Me: Since when do I ever make sense?

Ragome: What would happen if you got drunk?
Me: I don't know, probably lose my mind and run around screaming "Flying turtles do exsist!"
Ragome: But you already do that
Me: Your point is?

Neko: I don't have a life.
Me: Ya you do.
Neko: Then what do I do in it?
Me: ...Uh, give me a few hours to think that one through.

Me: Before I came to Florida, you were and quite a few others were just innocent people.
Neko: Ya, those were dark days
Me: Glad I came along and introduced my Yaoi religion?
Neko: Fuck, I'm overjoyed.

Me: I can't believe how many people gathered around me during P.E. just to watch Yaoi on my phone
Neko: It's not like we do anything else
Me: Good point. Oh! You should totally yell that in the hallway when we get there
Neko: Ok!
enters the school hallways
Me: screams Ohmygawd, you did what?
Neko screams I watched Gay Porn during P.E.!

Ragome: pulls out his binder and shows a girl x girl picture
Me: OH GAWD! The yuri, it burns!!
Ragome: What the hell? I don't act that way to yaoi
Me: That's because you're bi damnit!

In Mr. Klapps classroom
Me: looks over and sees someone asleep then answers a question
Mr. Klapp: Very good. notices the person asleep and picks up a marker. Throws it and it hits me
Me: Ow! What did I do.
Mr. Klapp: Oh, sorry, missed by a few inches.
Me: But the person sleeping is on the other side of the room!

Mrs. Wiers classroom

Everyone is laughing due to the effect of a childish 'your mom' comeback.
Mrs. Wiers: Okay, enough. You guys need to build a bridge and get over it.
Me: But what if we blew up the bridge?

Me: You know what's bullshit about some zombie horror movies?
Karaku: What?
Me: when the zombies either no how to talk, or when they learn to use fucking weapons
Karaku: Ya that would suck
Me: Oh, and when the people still alive can't aim worth shit.
Karaku: You know what would really suck?
Me: What?
Karaku: If the zombie apocolypse happened right now.
Me: looks around nervously before running and yelling Ohmygawd! Zombies! Save the Twinkies!

Keade: What's wrong cuz? You look exahusted.
Gin: Ya mom, have a rough night?
Me: Ya, I was up till 3:30 am looking up yaoi
Keade: You really need to give that up
Me: I'll give it up when we finally have a worth-while presedent

Kiru: Why do we hate Sakura so much?
Me: Oh! I know that one! She's nothing but a useless pink haired banshee who can do nothing more than call out for help when she's about to get hurt and swoons over Sasuke who went to that white skinned phedophile and because she just might be the ultimate demise of the hottest main characters ever because all she can do is cut her hair, bite and use her nagging technique that will eventually destroy the ninja world as we know it.
Kiru: looks to me I'm so proud of you.

Me: Why does everyone like to tourture so much?
Sarah: Because you make the most interesting of sounds.
Me: You like that don't you? You sick hoe.
Sarah: Ya but I'm your hoe.
Chris: looks at us
Me: What, I'm not breaking the law or anything. Yet

In math class
Sarah: hits me on a place I have a bruise then I explain why with hurts. I'm sorry Tera, I'm just a fat whore
Me: Oh no, you're not fat.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

(It's thanks to Lil Miss Neko-Chan that I'm takin this survey)

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto of course! Curse his sexy foxiness and that chest. OMG. Plus his blonde hair and amazing blue eyes...what're we talkin about?

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? Sasunaru, ItachiSasu, SasoDei

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi all the way

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yes, and it was sooooo much fun. I wanna do it at an animecon though

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Uh, all 4 ultimate ninjas, both uzumaki chronicles, Naruto mangas 1,2, 10, 11, 17, 23-46, ultimate naruto art guide, anime profiles, 4 ds games, ultiamte naruto fan guide, Naruto seasons 1,2, 4-10, and a whole crap load of posters, and two calenders.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes, either Naruto or Deidara

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Neither. Hinata doesn't deserve to belong with either.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasunaru obviously

9) Which team is your favorite? The sand, the one with lee and neji, team 7

10) Do you support the Obito theory? No. He was crushed by a fucking rock. Everybody get it through your thick heads

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? How could anyone not! Besides, I've already read it so I know

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara. Hehe, Art is a bang!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Tilting between ever since Sasuke hurt Naruto and turned gay

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I'm on the shippunden right now

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I guess so

17) Sub or dub? Dub because you can hear them curse

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti- all the way

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course. It starts with an M

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Oh god, as long as he stays away from the color yellow, we're good

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Sasuke, Sakura (oh wait, she doesn't look good wither way), Naruto, Gaara

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Ok

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Deidara, not sure why though

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? How do you think I get my Naruto Yaoi fix?

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yes

27) Do you like lemons? Hellz yes

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Sadly yes and I want to kill them because they make fun of it

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? I. AM. ADDICTED. did you know they're making a movie?

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Lol, yes. That, and yaoi

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? Maaaayyyybbbeee

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? My life yes, my grades, no.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. I blame my brokeness on Yaoi

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Only the yaoi versions

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? sings maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maibiline. I mean come on! What guy wears purple lipstick? Besides orochimaru

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Well, when I hear a flock of birds I think the Sasuke has just started up Chidori, and I would kill someone for Ramen, so I guess so