![]() Author has written 2 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew. Hey you have reached fire-of -wrath. i can not get to the computer right now please leave a message after the beep.. beeeeeeeeeep My poll is closed and the winners are. Drum Roll please. for the mews we have. Lita McCoy, Kurodouketsu Kanzou, and Nessa. For the Aleins we have, Kai, Zeri, and Ekurea. thanks to all who sent me in a oc and i'm sorry to the ones that were not picked. i will begin writting as soon as posible and i am sorry that it's taking so long, and i will leave the winning ocs on my profile. just look down. Mew Mews. Name: Lita McCoy age:16 Personality: Kind and sweet natured with small children but around kids her own age she can be a bit cruel, sarcastic and gets into fights easily over very small things. And is very loyal to her friends, like "I'll die for you and or kill anyone that messes with you" kind of loyal. She has self-esteem issues but doesn't really show it to anyone, it's a don't show your weaknesses thing. But when she is on a sugar high she can be really weird and random. But one thing she doesn't show/tell anyone is the loneliness she feels deep inside, and the longing she feels for someone to love her for her. Appearance: Short, like five foot two inches short, with bright blue eyes with hints of gold an jade and calico blond hair that goes down to her mid back, meaning she has all different kinds of blond in her hair, and pale skin. Regular Outfit: Black hip hugger boot cut jeans, black green studded belt, a black tank top with a menacing looking skull with lightning bolts crossing in an X behind it and lime green and black fingerless leather gloves with studs on the knuckles. (At school it's the boys uniform.) History: Lita moved to Japan two years ago with her mom who had gotten a job in a big company that had her move there. So far Lita has won the rep of female badass in the public school that Ichigo goes to and is usually left alone. And even though she gets into a lot of fights Lita still manages to get good grades. She lost her father at a really young age and so doesn't really remember anything about him except from the pictures her mother had given her. Hobbies: Training, reading, drawing, and studying mew: Peach Mew Hair: Golden blond Mew Looks: Black and white cat ears and tale with golden amber eyes Mew Outfit: Black halter top with fingerless white gloves with black trim and black with white trim pants and one inch heel black ankle boots. DNA: White Siberian Tiger Weapon: Black and white broadsword Attack and description: Silver Slash, basically the sword absorbs enemy's attacks and with a slashing wave of silver light sends them back towards the attacker. Peach Kisses, this attack takes the form of multiple peaches and when it hits the target they blow up, so it's just like a peach bomb. Love:? Hates: Pink and light purple, believes they are the colors of the underworld aka hell, preps and girls obsessed with boys and nothing else, and people who rely on someone else to do everything for them or believe they have no power over their fates. Pets: A little capuchin monkey named Cup Cake Name: Nessa Age:12 Personality: Kind of quiet at first but really sweet once you get to know her. She knows a little about love, though knows it's a mystery. She LOVES to give advice (but sometimes it isn't always good...) She cares a lot about people, and when someone hurts her loved ones they better RUN! Appearance: Curly strawberry blonde hair that goes to her waist. REALLY dark green eyes, almost emerald. She likes to wear her long fuchsia skirt, with a fuchsia tank top. Her most prized possession is her sun pendent that she wears like a necklace History: She lives with her relatives because her parents travel to study nature. She feels a little rejected, though everybody feels bad for her and loves her all up! Hobbies: Giving advice, reading, lying in the sun, singing the song that never ends just to bug Ryou, and pulling Kisshu's ears. Mew: Sun Mew eyes: Emerald Mew looks: A red top that bares her stomach and glitters in the sun. Red skirt that stops at the knee and has gold fringe at the bottom. Her mew mark is at the back of her neck. DNA: Lion Love: Boy at school named Rei. Hates: She doesn't really hate anyone, except the subject math! Pets: Doesn't have any. Her relatives think pets are dirty but she loves animals! Other: At first she gave advice to Rei (but messed up!) She has been careful since... Sometimes she likes to be sarcastic but not often. She is everybody's "little lion" and likes to tug Kisshu's ears (what? I would want to!) Weapon: Sun boomerang Attacks: Sunset blush Name: Kurodouketsu Kanzou Age: 15 Hair: Long, black, layered, thick, side fringe over one eye, often a little messy. Eye Color: Dark brown - almost black. Everyday Clothes: Black baggy cargo pants (full length), over ragged brown long sleeved tee - sleeves reach her knuckles - gray singlet over the top, black vest adorned with band-badges. Tattered rucksack, chunky skate shoes. Nose ring. Black eye make-up. Cafe Uniform: Dark Grey (storm grey) Mew: Night Mew Color: Black Mew Animal: Giant Panda Mew Clothes: Chinese-style, jet-black dress with short sleeves, mid-thigh-length, silver lining and cherry-blossom pattern, Mint Gloves (black), ankle-boots (tight, black), transparent sleeves from dress sleeves to gloves (like stockings for arms lol). Panda ears and tail. Distinct darker shading like patches around eyes. Black hair. Silver eyes. Mew Weapon: Shadow Daggers (like Kisshu's) Mew Attack: Reborn Black Night (doesn't actually use - usally goes full frontal, sword fighting violence instead lol) Love Interest: Male-hater. Gets Along Well With: Retasu, Zakuro, Doesn't Get Along With: Ichigo, Saki, Mint, Purin, Mikan, Shirogane (hates her attitude problem), Tart. Personality: Dark, angry, rude, full of attitude, pessimistic, negative, self-assured, confident, crude, rough, blatant, sometimes very mean, very strong and courageous, seemingly fearless, sarcastic, critical, doesn't trust anybody, hates school, a bit of a troublemaker, emo/skater at the same time. History: Really doesn't like many people. Grew up with her abusive, alcoholic father after mother was killed in a car accident. When he was jailed for drunk driving, she went to a juvenile home, where she learned the way of the streets from the rough kids. Learnt how to fend for herself. Ran away from juvenile home and lived on the streets for two years, in shelters. Became wrapped in a dark world of night dwelling, theft and desperation. Was eventually picked up off the street by social workers and tossed around between relatives who didn't want her. Doesn't believe in goodness – thinks the world is a harsh reality for dreamers, like she had been when she was young. Only person she lets in and eventually trusts is Retasu, because she senses her pure-heart. Aliens Name: Kai Age: 10 Height: 5'4'' Looks: long red hair to mid back and amber eyes Outfit: a girl alien outfit Personality: sweet hyper Weapon: diamond sword Love: none she’s only 10. Hate: Ryou, lima beans Hobbies: annoying Pai Name: Ekurea Hair: Two long, dark emerald thick braids over either shoulder, two long bangs down either side of face. Eyes: Green, speckled black. Luminous, and shaped like a cat's. Wears: 3/4 dark brown leggings under a forest green knee-length dress with long sleeves. Over that is a mid-thigh-length white apron (like Alice's from Alice in Wonderland) and black flat slippers. Sort of slightly more colored than others, the slightest tinge of golden brown in skin. Power: Earth - Rocks / earthquakes and fissures. Personality: Quite peaceful, though when angered, not one to cross. Clever and quick thinking. Loyal. Determined. Harsh. Relentless. Acts on instinct and doesn't like secrecy. About 15 years old. Gets Along With: Kisshu, Name: Zeri Hair: Long, gothic purple curls tied loosely over one shoulder with white ribbons. Wispy, curly side fringe. Wild hair represents her strange personality. Eyes: Black-purple. Very large and round, captivating. Wears: Loose black knee-length dress (wide straps) over a gothic purple, knuckle-sleeve-length top. Black stockings, with silver ballet style shoes...silver ribbons from shoes wrap around legs up to just under knee. Power: Psychic (reads people's minds, predicts things, taps into their memory and emotion, controls with mind power) Personality: Quiet, calm, mysterious, shadowy, seems to be a slow thinker, but really, is very intelligent. Quite , but dependable, and witty. Vague. Creates discomfort in people, as they don't know how to treat her. 17 Gets Along With: Pai? (hard to get along with) k stuff 'bout me... not much. Fav anime... Mew Mew, Inuyasha, full Metal, Yu Yu Hakusho. Fav characters.. kish, pudding, tart (him and pudding make a cute couple), koga, bankotsu, sesshomaru, wrath, ed, envy, HIEI!!(everyone likes Hiei he is awsome) jin, kurama. Age 13 Apperance: past my sholder leanghth black hair, blue/green eyes that look pale from far away. you don't need nothing else. Personality: hyper at times but i can be a negitive person. my parents think i'm a "different creative mind that dosen't know how to properly realese angier" my friends think i'm a funny person and have a mind of a indivishal (spelling is WAY OFF) my sister thinks i'm on crack (i'm not) i think i'm just a hyper being that likes creative things, has angier manigment problems and a sharp toung. Speices(again spelled wrong): not sure i'll get back to you on that one but my sister thinks i'm a demon alien thing?? Time for favs and lest favs yay!! Fav animal(s) WOLVES!! duh. Bats. snakes, dogs Lest fav. Spiders. Fav color. Silver, Black, red, dark blue, and green. lest fav. PINK!! Fav food. Chessy Meatlof (weird huh) lest fav: pizza. (even weirder.) Fav Books: Cirque du Freak, The Outsiders, Mew Mew. (i own all of the mew mew books) lest fav: None. hobbies: Playing gutaire, Drawing, reading, thinking, writing, softball, track, listing to music, swimming, sining. k that's 'bout me. done for now, but please when ever you read a story review cause some people feel lounly. Quotes (mostly from me) fun fun: I do NOT suffer from insanity... i enjoy every moment of it weather you do or not. that would be your promblem. (my friend Kate) I'd love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch. bye (i have no idea what it's from?) Eaither you can walk there yourself or i'll kick you there. now which way am i kicking. (shreck the third) DING DONG (me) Rabid bunnys attacked to day and are now taking over the world. now for the weather. (Me) When purpel owls attack to take over the world i will be their leader and have them kill you and eat your brains with a spoon. MWHAHA. (My friend kate, yes i know, she's insane.) Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to slam a revalving door. (me and yes i've tried.) I called your boyfriend gay, he denid it and then he hit me with his purse. (ME!!) A friend is some on you can call to come and bail you out of jail. a best friend is someone who sits right next to you and says "we really messed up." (Me (agian)) when life gives you lemons, punch life in the face and sscream "make your own damn lemonade" (all my friends) Now for the 'copy this to your profile if _' Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutarian! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows.(They gave me grape milk!) If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. And then looking at the people who died and think, "How dumb were they??" For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you like chocloate as much as I do, copy this in your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.(I have been to sheep world!!) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever been so hyper that you DID bounce off the walls, copy this to your profile If you have ever wondered why chocolate isn't considered a vegetable, then copy this to your profile (I question this every day.) If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile. If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.( THey look like it!!) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that all childrens' shows are gay, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.. If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile. .If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.(What is wrong with them?! I feel bad for the rabbit! If they just gave him some trix, he would leave them alone! I mean he wouldn't keep trying to steal it if they would just let him have some) Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Lina-Riviera(I done it loads of times!), gothgirl-narutofan (you really don't want to know), Fire's Descent (The way I did would make you think I'm some sort of idiot.) fire-of-wrath (if you knew you would wounder how i'm still alive) 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off if you think that fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this onto your profile. if you have ever tripped and fallen into a ditch, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Fire's Descent Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, Akira'kitana, kalyn19, Fire's Descent, fire-of-wrath almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. if your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Fire's descent Fire-of-wrath (unlike my sister) if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile If you KNOW that your a 1st class weirdo and your happy you are instead of some preppy scary pink girl, copy this onto your profile Have you ever seen one of your friends on sugar high? If you have, copy this onto your profile. Have you ever been on sugar high? If you have, copy this onto your profile I have asked the question, " What if the flying monkeys came over and started attacking you?" i made my own!! if you have ever read someones profile and found yourself saying the quoted or 'put this on you profile if...' stuff out loud copy and past this onto your profile. feel bad for me i live with the prep leader of my town!! if you live with the one in your town copy and post this to your profile and add your name to the list so we can feel bad for you. fire-of-wrath. if you wished you owned the rabid bunny leader, Skip, copy this to your profile. If power is corruption, so be it. I'll be corrupt. Life is like a flame. One minute it's burning brightly, giving light to the world. The next it's gone and the world is left in darkness. To live is to die, to die is to live. To kill is to save, to save is to kill. Saying I'm a bad guy is just a good guys opinion. I love life! And I love taking lives too! Hate- A special kind of love for people who suck. I don't hate the world, I hate everyone IN it. My kind of friends are the ones where if my house was burning down, they'd be inside roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... but what if you don't like lemons?? Silence is gold. but duct tape is silver. "MY CHOCOLATE!" "Insult me at your own risk..." "I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy. Come here little squishy." "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that hurts like hell." "If you ever get sucked into a video game, kill everything that moves or says 'come here my pretty, I'm not gonna hurt you'" "When I tell you to go screw yourself, I don't mean it literally." "Insult me and die. Touch me and die. Think you can beat me up and I'll rip out your spleen, feed it to my cat, and make sure you'll never have kids." "IMKINDAHIGHONPIXIESTIXATTHEMOMENT!" "I'm pretty sure you take the wrapper off the poptart before you put in the toaster..." "Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." (yay! ;3) I have not lost my sanity... I have simply found a better, more entertaning use for it. yesterday someone broke my heart, today i broke thier skull "if life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit around and figure out how the hell you got grape juice" warning: water on raod durig rain (me: amazing) just because you can talk, dosn't mean you should just heard. You became one of "THEM" yesterday OH NOOOOOOOO!! MY SUGARS GONE!! If you hate me, the next day your gonna come to school in a hospital bed HAHAHAHA! You just got PWNED! MOOOOOO. Quack. Oink. You know what I'm saying? Just cause you're an idiot doesn't mean you have to take me down with you How about a little less talking and a little more shut the hell up? just because I'm not crying, dosn't mean I'm ok... AN ANIME SHOW IS ON!! so you sit down and shut up!!OR ELSE!! Leave me alone. I don't want to be happy right now. I really like saying these things Pish. Um...HOW ABOUT NO? You're mean to me and I don't like you. I shall destroy you later AHHHHHHH!! ITS THE FLYING MONKEYS!! Yes I am random. And PROUD!! Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope — talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it." Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. Said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign." Bad things to hear on an airplane 10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know. 8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?. 7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 6.. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming! 5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory. 4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks! 2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?Thanks for reading!! 1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another if i was a plane captain i'd want to fo that just for the heck of it can't put the evil bunny here! But if you see one on someones profile, help him with world domination by coming to the dark side. We have cookies! And Milk!! If you KNOW that your a 1st class weirdo and your happy you are instead of some preppy scary pink girl, copy this onto your profile (Does hair count? I dont' think so... or do I?) 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel, pink-mutant14 THIS POEM WILL MAKE YOU CRY (Copied from ChristinAngel): Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Pick the ones that fit you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS thanks for reading. Oh and thanks may5000 for my first review EVER!! |
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