...run while you still can.

No kidding. Seriously, if you value your sanity and your general health, escape. Or don't and read our madness.

Yes. On to the maaaadneeesssss... hee hee! *giggle* The first section. *mutters* Y'know, it's scary. We've organized our INSANITY. That's really depressing.

Stats:
Names: We don't feel like giving them to you right now. Losers.
Shhh, shut up! They're not losers! *turns to readers* You're not losers!
How would you know?
Hmph. Meanie.
*grins evilly*
ANYway, our names. I am Sekhmet, the Egyptian Goddess of Destruction. I have been reincarnated, and--
She's delusional. Forgive her.
And you're not? O Witch?
Not as much as you. Y'all might as well know that I'm the Witch of the Black Forest.
Our other members are Croctamer, SongMace, and Dr. Jac. The infamously gifted counselor.
Or not, but y'know, whatever.
DONE WITH NAMES!!
Yes, on to Hobbies.
O.O Scary.

Hobbies:
SongMace: acting, obsessing fangirlishly, singing, threatening people who don't obsess fangirlishly, dancing, fashion policing, writing
Dr. Jac: killing us, killing other people, killing Jack Sparrow-- *Captain, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow--* writing, doodling
Croctamer: beating us senseless, obsessing over Indiana Jones, writing, drawing scary cartoons, petting crocodiles *CrocoDork Dundee!*
Sekhmet: writing, killing Orlando Bloom, writing, running from Meat Cleaver and Maces, laughing, exploiting insanity
Forest Witch: shouting at people, insulting people, writing, wasting time, collecting sharp, pointy objects

On To...

Fandoms:
Pirates of the Carribean
Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter
Yu Yu Hakusho
InuYasha
Witch Hunter Robin
Indiana Jones

If you want to visit our other mildly/intensely insane author accounts, here they are:

SongMace: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=335058
Croctamer: n/a
Dr. Jac: n/a
Sekhmet: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=550978 and http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=552077
Forest Witch: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=384470

Enjoy!