Who: Christopher Hamster
What: Jobless (and couldn't be more happy about it!)
When: 20 years old
Where: New York
Why: 'Cause Stone Old read so!
CurrNt evNts:I finally finished my Rhino CAW!
I bought another hamster!
I beat Final Fantasy IX!
I changed my profile!
I like to use exclamation points!
HobbE's:Smackdown! 2: Know Your Role
Playing with Ham, Ster, and my NEW pet hamster, Burger King!
Working online
Doing Nothing
Likes:Chickens
Monkeys
Cheez (yes that's how U spell it dammit!)
HAMSTERS!!!!!!
Dislikes:Gerbils
Pokémon
Cannibals (those freaky masks! *shivers*)
Bobo, the monkey that controls my brain
Most Commonly heard phrases:"RRRRIIIGHHHT"
"You're a freak!"
Favorite Quote:"Since when do gerbils get all the attention? Where's the love for the hamsters!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" - me ò¿ó
Awards: Biggest Idiot on earth (I'm proud of that one!)
Probably longest bio
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Now that I've thouroughly explained that I'm a freak (seriously I'm sane, though), you can go along now!
( ò¿ó ====This dude's still mad)