facts:

most of my chaps are shorter than average. (sorry. just dont have the attention span : ))

the tec-9 is overrated

the .50AE desert eagle isnt all its cracked up to be. its heavy and too overpowered and too loud for police or military work. but that doesnt make it any less awesome. 50AE is also the fourth most powerful handgun cartridge in the world as far as i know. the rest are all revolver cartridges.

the .44 magnum is not the most powerful handgun or handgun cartridge in the world. sorry dirty harry.

you cant hold a minigun. it has to be mounted. a gatling gun is no longer used. people call miniguns and rotary guns gatling guns. its annoying.

and the enfield rifles are very accurate and fast and have a 10 round magazine capacity. they are also awesome.

WEBLEYS! AWESOME! .455 BITCH!

dane cook kicks ass