Hello my name is Tristan, you will get no last name so don't ask. I don't need some creepy stalker hanging around.

I'm above voting age but below drinking age, not that it really stops anyone.

I am here for two reasons.

One: SoccerStriker13 aka Evie forced me to join since we're writing a story together.

And two: I write a whole hell of a lot of slash.

I like Anime.

Mainly Yaoi.

I think Yuri is gross, but that's because I'm gay and I don't find chicks attractive at all not that I have anything against it.

I love everyone until they give me a reason to hate them.

I also have a HUGE crush on Colin Morgan (Merlin on the show Merlin) and I want to "Have his adopted babies." (Quote from Scott Pilgrim VS The World)

So I'll probably be writing some Merthur for that, and maybe even some Gwailin.

Also I swear like a sailor, so if that bothers you and you're talking to me for some reason just tell me and I'll try to reign it in.

Until I have something more to say to all of you.

Love you bitches.