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 Author has written 9 stories for Darker than BLACK, Halo, Doctor Who, Dexter, and Merlin. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE MATTHEW A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE MATTHEW A DULL BOY. In case you couldn't tell my name is Matthew. I live in Oshawa Ontario in the mighty empire of Canada. I am currently working on my plans for global domination but until I make you all my robot zombie slaves you might see me here from time to time. I am always looking for feedback or helpful tips to help improve my writing. I appreciate brutal honesty so don't hold back in reviews. If I write an absolutely horrible story or if my spell-check is on the fritz, don't be afraid to tell me. Quote of the Month: "lerooooy jenkins!" Update July 16: ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba... get it? It's the theme for Doctor Who... Oh, shut up. Got a new Doctor Who story up, so if you can find the time to stop judging my musical talent why not give it a read. | |||||||
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A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,677 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Fear and Loathing in the Mojave by Skyrocket reviews
Following the Second Battle of Hoover Dam, journalist R. Duke heads to the Mojave to cover the NCR's annexation of New Vegas. But soon he finds himself pursuing the trail of the Courier instead.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011
Fallout 3: Aqua Vitae by commandocucumber reviews
Set after Modus Operandi. An act of terrorism sends the Lone Wanderer into a brutal quest for retribution, and Sarah Lyons to the one place on earth where even the Lone Wanderer fears to tread.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,553 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons - Complete
Blindman's Bluff by DagonSt reviews
Dexter, Debra, and hard conversations. Spoilers through the end of Season Five, slightly AU post-season Four. Rated M for Deb's mouth.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
The Doctor As A Construct by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Set immediately after The God Complex. The Doctor in his TARDIS voices his thoughts on his relationship with Amy. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
For Sally by FloridaMagpie reviews
For a young woman from the violent slums of Evergreen Mills, joining a raider crew seems the last chance to escape from a hellish prison of drugs, prostitution, and violence. Sometimes, though, the wastes offer a rare second chance, even to such as her.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Fallout 3: Modus Operandi by commandocucumber reviews
A supermutant ambush leaves Sentinel Sarah Lyons stranded in the middle of the Capital Wasteland with no supplies of any kind, and only one way home: Work alongside the enigmatic Lone Wanderer, who has his own agenda.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,171 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Area 51 by Shynola reviews
An idea I got from the Series 6 trailer. When the Doctor is captured by the American forces and taken to Area 51, how far will they go to get information from him? I suck at summaries, it's better on the inside, promise! Very, very mild T, almost K.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Darkness Within by moviefan-92 reviews
Post-anime. Lucy returns with a darker, more sadistic 3rd personality. Reunited with the others, she tries to deal with her past with Kohta while controlling her dark side. And of course, Kakuzawa isn't about to let her just walk away. L/K. COMPLETE
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,687 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - [Lucy / Nyu, Kohta] Mayu, Nana - Complete
Dark Kabbalah by Sperance reviews
I can't run away forever, I guess. I am who I am, and I did what I did. I can't change the past. But if visiting hell again will bring me some rest, some forgiveness, then let it be. I'll do it again. You win again. Fill up the plug, and let's go.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,255 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
My Apology by lord of the land of fire reviews
Lucy escapes without suffering head trauma. She has only one goal. To find the boy she loves and offer him an apology.
Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,747 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
Promise on the Festival Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Is your cousin a boy or a girl? A simple question, but one with grave importance to a lonely and abused young girl. A different answer leads the girl down a different path. But in the end, is there a place for someone like her in this world?
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,605 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
Drunken Asuka by gunman reviews
Asuka gets drunk and confronts everyone about her problems with them, including Kaji and Shinji.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
NGE : These Scars We Bear by Tezza1502 reviews
A tale of love, WAFF, and discovery set in the first days after EoE. S x A. Swearing, adult themes & violence in later chapters.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,403 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
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The Doctor's notes on how to stop monsters, aliens reviews
Full title: The Doctor's notes on how to stop monsters, aliens and other none-too-good people. Being a well aged time traveler, The Doctor has come up with his share of tactics for dealing with some of the worst things in this universe, but sometimes he needs a handy reminder as to how to defeat these enemies.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - 11th Doctor
Never Say I Didn't Tell You reviews
Arthur is cranky, Merlin is sneaky and a great secret will be revealed... Sort of. No Slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When She Cries reviews
Deb is falling apart so Dexter tries to comfort her the best way an unfeeling sociopath can. Dexter POV after the last scene in "This is the Way the World Ends". Slash or no Slash, take it as you like.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
Running from Silence reviews
While alone in the counsel room the Doctor sits and reflects on things after he saves the Ponds in "The God Complex". WARNING: Slight spoilers if you haven't seen the episode
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
A Fez's Tale reviews
The Doctor tells the story of a lost friend in the hopes that time can be rewritten.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Rio or Bust reviews
After the events of "Cold Blood" the Doctor decides to try and take Amy to Rio again. No slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Red Vs Blue: Aftermath reviews
Takes place after Revelation, Washington struggles to settle into his new life as both Red and Blue teams get back into the swing of things. Rated T for a bit of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011
Resentment
Huang thinks about his new assignment. Takes place before the first season, I'm not sure if I have the wright genre.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Huang - Complete
Alley Brawl reviews
Hei and Mao go to meet a contact with a valuable Gate Item. My first fic I hope you enjoy.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hei, Mao - Complete