Hi to all my fellow fanficers!! I am right now only reading fanfic, but soon, I will start writing some!!

1) I am blondie with bluish-green eyes.

2) I am so very single

3) I have a good sense of humor

4) I am an aspiring actress

5) I am so very Team Edward.

6) I live in the middle of nowhere.

7) My roomie Adri (AY-DREE for all you nimrods out there~ Adri) is the coolest person I know! She is a midget at 4'10 and a half inches, but she is strong! (Let me put it this way- she dead lifted 500 pounds at her volleyball training camp, and she is under 100 pounds. Scary, right?) Adri wants me to say that her boyfriend KM is the sweetest and hottest guy ever. Inside jokes galore! = She has a smiley face scar that she has to let breathe occasionally. She doesn't suffer from insanity-she enjoys every dang moment of it. She is also multilingual.

8) I am a Georgia fan- GO DAWGS!!

9) Extremely social

10)Although people think I am, I AM NOT 100 GIRLY GIRL!!

11)I have a great personality unless angered...( just ask my roomate if you doubt this)

If there is anything else u want 2 know, just send me a message.

My Top Manga/book faves

1.Twilight Saga

2.Vampire Knight

3.Honey Hunt

4. Kimi Ni Todoke/From Me to You

5. Maximum Ride Series

6.Tail of the Moon: The Other Hanzo(u)

7.Haruka: Stream of Time

8.Talent

9. Sand Chronicles

10.Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives"

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

"You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery"

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."

"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?" -- Scream 2

"If love is pain, & pain is what i need to feel to be with you. Baby hit me hard, & don't hold back. 9/10 chances i will like it."

"It hurts to know you don't share the same feelings for me that I share for you...but as much as I love you and want to be with you I wouldn't change the friendship we have now for anything. I'd rather be your friend than your nothing..."

My Top 10 Fave Songs Right Now

1. 21 Guns - Green Day

2.Hot n' Cold - Katy Parry

3.You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

4.Ignorance - Paramore

5. Battlefield - Jordin Sparks

6. Best I Ever Had - Drake

7.Love Story - Taylor Swift

8. CrushCrushCrush - Paramore

9. Misery Business - Paramore

10. Catch Me - Demi Lovato

END STEREOTYPING.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I READ ABOUT VAMPIRES, so I must not BELIEVE IN GOD.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m SCOTTISH, so I MUST be violent and have a drinking problem.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I have a few REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS, so we MUST be lesbians.

I don't BELIEVE IN SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE, so I MUST be a religious nut.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I JUDGE everyone that isn't.

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

"Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"

"Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

"Good friends will help you with your crack addiction, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"

"Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body"

"Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'"

"Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things alone"

"Good friends will buy you lunch, BEST FRIENDS will eat yours."

"A best friend can look at you with a smile on your face and ask 'What's wrong?'"

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: no

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty

Boy: no

Girl: Which would you chose me or you life?

Boy: my life

Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?

Boy: no

Girl: I heard enough

as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:

Boy: WAIT! You don't understand. I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE!

You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again. ~Rosa Parks

Ask me why I keep on loving you when it's clear that you don't feel the same way for me... the problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you. ~Author Unknown

I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. ~From the television show The Wonder Years

And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. ~Sylvia Plath

Life can't ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for life itself is a writer's lover until death - fascinating, cruel, lavish, warm, cold, treacherous, constant. ~Edna Ferber, A Kind of Magic, 1963

Love letters and poems aren't the least bit difficult to write, if you write directly from your heart into the ink and don't channel through your brain first. ~Graycie Harmon

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
~Matthew Prior

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language - and that's just deciding who gets to hold the remote control. ~Donna Gephart

TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they'll have with twenty-six. Open your child's imagination. Open a book. ~Author Unknown

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson

The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking. ~Albert Einstein

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" ~Robin Williams

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. ~Virgil A. Kraft

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys. ~Oscar Wilde

The Epigrams of Oscar Wilde, 1952; CDC--Some people say soccer's a matter of life or death, but it isn't. It's much more important than that. ~Variation of a famous saying

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. ~Emory Austin

Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman, has a dash of madness. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you mess up, 'fess up. ~Author Unknown

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. ~Erica Jong

I like her because she smiles at me and means it. ~Anonymous

You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you. ~Frederick Buechner

Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin. ~Anonymous

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination. ~John Lennon

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water. ~Dave Barry, Why Humor Is Funny

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
" Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER."
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million tim es. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

o Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy and paste this into your profile.

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

"Stuff you hear about me might be true. Then again, it might be as fake a the person who told you."

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Friendship isnt about who you have known the longest, it's about who came and never left your side.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ~Oscar Wilde

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year. "
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!"
-- Jay Leno

Since I Luv the Twilight Saga so much I am listin my favorite quotes from the series.

My Fave Twilight Saga Quotes

1)" So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that."

2)"What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?"

3)"I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried you’re the freak."

4)"And So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What a stupid lamb.
What a sick masochistic lion."

5)"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason. ….And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."

6)“Fall down again, Bella?”
“No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.”

7)"I promise to love you forever, every single day forever; will you marry me?"

8)"When you loved the one who was killing you, it left you no options. How could you run, how could you fight, when doing so would hurt that beloved one? If your life was all you had to give your beloved, how could you not give it? If it was someone you truly loved?"

9)You know, Jacob if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you." Maybe...if you weren't a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of a girl I love...well, no, not even then."