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Joined 10-10-03, id: 468439
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Radio Free Roscoe.
Hi! I'm twit! I go to an all girls Catholic High school, in other words my mind can make it to the gutter in an average of about 1.225 seconds.
I love Lord of the Rings, and all films no matter how silly or terrible (but there are a few exceptions). And I seem to have taken a liking to silly little middle school aged shows purely to watch the sexual tension to build and yell at the screen 'kiss him/her already!' (just like my friends did during episode 2).
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Two Ice Cold Rootbeers by The Brilliant Fool reviews
Last Chapter, and Author's note. Anne Elliot has spent the last five years in regret. When Ahmir Wentworth comes back into her life, it's time for some major reevaluation. Complete, but please review.
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,036 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
The Shower Scene Extended by JenCamp reviews
Major Spoiler for the 200th episode. Expansion of the shower scene. SamJack rated T for nudity.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Turnabout by Jessa4865 reviews
Jack tries to help Carter with her selfdefense training and winds up learning something unexpected. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Changing Fates by dytia reviews
When fates were changed because of one act, will true love survive? Makino struggles to search for her memories of the one she truly loved when all she have was the memories of another. Completed. 0;; Updated:The last Chapter 16!
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,533 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Alwyn The Tiger by crystalline reviews
“Your Highness, please, I’m saying this for your own good. Don’t chase her, she won’t let herself be caught. I’m sorry to say it but I really don’t think it’s going to happen.” Loosely based on Jane Austen's 'Pride And Prejudice'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,223 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Legolas
Where Love May Lead by emi-kins reviews
SUMMARY: Prequel to Elenath. Legolas travels to Rivendell to meet his betrothed, but things do not work out as smoothly as his father and Lord Elrond had wished.***Complete***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 57,860 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
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Radio Free Romance reviews
For the upcoming winter dance, Travis is urged to find a date.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 11/4/2003
Narn i Jessaril reviews
A younger sister of Haldir (who lived!), shows the fellowship life love, the pursuit of happiness, and why to be nice to your siblings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Legolas