Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.

I took a flying leap through the Veil of Death. Gonna' be honest, not the smartest thing I've ever done. OOC, fem!Harry, dark!Harry. Elemental and Black Magics. Femslash. Rated M for language, violence, and mature topics.

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

New summary: In a world where the nail was found and discarded, Shinji Ikari and a different NERV stand alone against the ANGELS.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

Harry Potter despised being a celebrity and the drama it entailed, the only person he wanted to share this burden with was his twin sister Lillith who unfortunately is a vapid fool. He wishes on a falling star for his sister to be the equal he needs at the same time an affable Dark Lady from another dimension falls through the veil, be careful what you wish for. Sort of twincesty

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

Dick was all set to have a normal evening at the Manor. So of course thirteen-year-old Jason Todd rings the doorbell, with the Red Hood right behind him. And of course that's just where it starts.

What if several Worm characters had a really bad day, the sort of day from which there is no coming back? What happens to Brockton Bay then?

Hermione has a spider-related animagus mishap and proceeds to unknowingly cause chaos during her adventures in Middle Earth.

There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

An old acquaintance from Ranma's past opens up new doors and a future he never even considered for himself. The first step is said to be the longest stride... And for our martial artist, one straight into the deep end. DC Comics x Ranma xover.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...

A metaphorical plot bunny awakens as a man who isn't really becomes sane from a different perspective

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel, psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, has finally been given leave to take the Joker on as a patient. But a new patient just arrived - a superhuman criminal calling herself Poison Ivy. Harleen can't resist the chance to be the first to interview a brand-new, high-profile patient. But these two rogues might prove to be more than a recently-graduated doctor can handle.

Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.

Looks like Naruto isn't the only series that my alcoholic, pothead muse dribbles about.

Qui-Gon survives Naboo. No one is more surprised than he is. Qui-Gon tries to negotiate the padawan situation, Anakin is unknowingly insightful, and Obi-Wan is a better Jedi that anyone's giving him credit for. Bit AU, obviously. Occasional references to Jedi Apprentice and one stray reference to Star Wars Jedi: The Dark Side #1.

AU in which Orochimaru stays in Konoha and needs some new help around the lab. Eight year old Sakura volunteers. This turns out to be a worse idea than she anticipated. (Mentor fic, but not... healthy mentorship...) Please read warnings.

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

How a well-constructed sandwich brings together two unlucky and unlikely souls: first Vegeta, the prince of a dead race who has bound himself to Earth for honor; the other Krillin, a lowly monk who just can't catch a break. A comedy. Sorta.

Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.

When Taylor Hebert attempts to recruit Sophia Hess during Gold Morning, it doesn't go so well. This does, however, have a knock-on effect for Sophia and another Brockton Bay parahuman ...

Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you. Under rewrite. This has become Draft 1.

Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Crossover with Naruto and Exalted. Light lesbian and trans themes, humorously applied. Rewrite. Draft 2

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.

GLaDOS and Chell get drunk together. Friendship fic.

Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.

"I don't want to talk about it." "Oh come now. We're two rivals having a tender moment under the stars. Tell me about it." "You're kinda funny when you're drunk and not trying to kill me, Doc." "And you're fairly tolerable when you're not calling me Four-Eyes. Now spill all the juicy secrets."

Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.

When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Two years. Four-thousand casualties. They would call it the Death Game; a game Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts would unwittingly participate in.

Crystal Synergy, formerly a 46 year old male brony, is rather abruptly inserted into Ponyville as a young filly roughly ten years before the return of Nightmare Moon. Torn between the concepts of destiny and free will, Crystal only wants to help. What could possibly go wrong? In a world where canon and fanon merrily mix together - quite a bit, actually...

Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.

"Infinite second chances would, eventually, stop seeming like a good thing. And because where one might be guided straight along the path to victory another might be forced to take the longer road." Different Power AU. One Shot.

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.

There's no such thing as happy endings. But there are ends to the nightmares.

If most of the bad guys on the A-Team tried pulling crap like they did on the show today...

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?

Mary Jane's Youtube beauty channel accidentally makes her husband a meme…

Stripped of her freedom, her name, and what little life she has ever known, Briar Rose longs for some semblance of agency, and she has but one thing to offer in exchange for it: vengeance. [Femmeslash, contains some dark themes right from the start.]

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin

Ranma Saotome wakes up deep in the Everfree Forest one day. The next day, he wakes up as a female pony. Later that same day, she encounters a cockitrace. Clearly, Ranma was not ready for Equestria. But this IS Ranma, who, when faced with failure and impossible odds, steps back, adapts, and overcomes, so the real question is: Is Equestria ready for Ranma?

AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.

One girl's epic journey to get smashed. Link to quest in profile.

Hermione gives a lecture on "gender flip fanfiction"; i.e. fanfiction depicting an AU where one or more characters has been born the opposite sex. Of course, when the ones attending the lecture are Harry and Ron... or should that perhaps be "Holly" and "Ronnie"?... it might get a little difficult to stay on track. A very meta story.

Portals. Robots. A slowly increasing feeling of unease as you stare death in the face for the sixth time that day, only to wave as it passes by yet again. Just another day in Aperture Science. (An attempt to tell Portal as a story, narrated by Chell)

With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT

COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

"You make me sad, I can't control you and that makes me sad; you're a woman, you're not a little girl or a machine. You're stronger now and I can't treat you like my doll anymore." ChelDOS, nsfw ending, abstract.

Identity discussions

She certainly does love to test, and you're realizing that it might not be as high-minded as she makes it out to be.

The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.

The following is Aperture Archives Classified File #810096189. Only employees with a Class J or higher security clearance may view the following information. Now the information has fallen into the hands of a civilian.

SotOR-verse. Cloud was on the cusp of becoming a SOLDIER, when a single mistake took his dream from him. But that mistake drew certain... attention to him. And who is to say that being a SOLDIER is the only way to be a hero?

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

This is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.

Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV

Her summon didn't appear, and nobody saw fit to question it. It'd been a cloudy day, and why should they've been looking upwards anyway?

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

Another "Voldemort Meets Discworld's Death" story. Written for the Spacebattles forum, shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Mihoshi's a genie? Nabiki is skeptical? Ranma's Shinji? Shinji's Ranma? What else did that genie mess up?

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Living in the long shadow of an OP!Taylor. (AU; pre-series divergence. Oneshot.)

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

AU. Glory Girl lives out Hellhound's childhood.

YAHF. To get Willow to wear a more daring costume, Buffy and Xander agree to go in the same costume Willow does. Buffy picks a set of matching costumes that are something called FAE... When the spell wears off, Buffy, Xander, and Willow are left with new bodies, life-changing memories, and a city-sized starship. A mega-crossover.

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...

When he's eight years old he decides that freedom means never having to say "Yes Master" or any variation thereof again. Anakin Skywalker in ten steps.

In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.

...so, there's a clone of Spider-man running around New York. A female clone. With a different powerset and a different supporting cast. ...just what has she been up to all this time?

John Blake was given a legacy, and a city to protect. But he can't do it alone. It'll take a whole team to replace Batman. Post DKR.

The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family

Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.

AU: Taylor returns from Yamatai and just wants her life back to normal. The PRT on the other hand wants to know how she wound up killing over 400 people and only walked away with a few minor wounds. So do a few other people. Alt/Power!Taylor. She's not Skitter in this one.

A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.

When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.

After the Slayer dies, Kennedy gets called. Now she's the official Council-trained Slayer guarding the Hellmouth. Who needs Buffy anyway?

Blowing off some steam and solving the worlds problems.

Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.

On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...

Taylor gets Mental Out (aka Queen)'s powers from A Certain Scientific Railgun instead of her canon powers. (minus the telepathy). Pretty much a revenge fic for the first few chapters from Sophia's point of view. Warning: contains some pretty twisted characters. And mindrape. Lots and lots of Mindrape.

Instead of moving to Sunnydale after divorcing Hank Summers, Joyce asked one of her college friends for help. Being friends with Emma Frost has some benefits - especially when she learns what her eldest daughter is doing at night.

The fifth year Gryffindor/Slytherin potions class is in for a rude awakening. One-shot crackfic. Rating to be safe.

Washing away the blood doesn't make you clean

Why do the Heroes suffer the persecution of the press while villains only suffer a slap on the wrist? Because the media know ... (Warning, rather naughty concepts abound. Thus endeth the warning.)

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)

Voldemort's portrait is hung in Hogwarts after his defeat. Eternity is a very, very, very long time.

One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.

Danny Hebert is many things. Devoted father. Dedicated worker. Former right-hand man of his wife during her supervillain days. And currently, being faced with the prospect of the family business being inherited. Takes place just after 20.5, AU. Rated M for language and mention of attempted bodily mutilation.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.

The conclusion to the long-running Unauthorized Rewrite series is here at last. Anakin struggles against the darkness within himself as Palpatine's schemes come to their final fruition and the Republic crumbles. Violence, mature situations, etc. Comments welcome.

To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.

Dinah has a working lunch with the newest Director of Brockton's Bay Parahuman Response Team.

Buffy doesn't get "volunteered" for trick or treat duty, but Willow and Xander do, and Willow had an idea... YAHF with a warning that multiple characters have died

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Naruto didn't like spaceships. Damn aliens should learn how to steer properly and not land on his head! Gaara/Fem!Naruto. WARNING: Bashing of Sasuke,Sakura,Kakashi.

Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?

Ranma is kicked into the Naruto universe by jealous love-rivals a few months after the failed wedding. Zapped into the Kyuubi's prison, he breaks free with his new blood-thirsty companion to encounter a world very different from his own. Fem Kyuubi, AU

Artemis Crock is Black Cat, AKA the protégé of Catwoman, the big sister of Robin, the adopted daughter of Batman, the friend of the Justice League… wait, what? AU. Spitfire and BatCat

After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?

What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)

Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?

A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

Chloe hates rich, stuck-up party boys almost as much as she hates those who use that face to hide something. NOW COMPLETE

Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.

The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU

Out of the blue Harry decides to write to Voldemort to help him escape the Order of Fried Chickens. includes kung-fu practicing familiars, and Bellatrix with a chainsaw. bashing and silliness galore. some hinted pairings but nothing Sirius.

Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

This is a Mara/Luke AU love story that takes place between 14 ABY and 44 ABY. A bizarre twist of fate gives a widowed Luke a chance to be with his wife again.

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

After Sasuke tells him that his goal is to kill his brother Naruto believes that Sasuke needs therapy. Luckily he's a certified psychiatrist!

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?

After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.

An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.

A series of oneshots about BAMF!Nibelheimers. Cloud's Recruitment into the SOLDIER Cadet programme. Why Tifa became Zangan's student and then a terrorist. Canonish. Rated for foul-mouthed Nibelheimers.

A perfectly innocent and entirely human woman turns up at the house Chell has been living in since she escaped Aperture. Chell/GlaDOS.

Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

That awkward moment when you wake up to find that your soon-to-be-ex-wife has tied you up in a room with your arch-nemesis/ex-best friend and his sidekick/your genetic love child.

Chell's always tried to keep her emotions private, but sooner or later, the façade had to crack. Oneshot

When Loki's firstborn is caught masquerading as his father to aid an escape, Tony finds himself wishing he'd never goaded the son of Svadilfari into talking to him. Mentions of rape, bestiality and emotional abuse.

Did anyone really expect Ranma to catch a break. Didn't think so. After a chance meeting he decides that somethings are bigger than himself

A few years after ATI I. It's the end of the war. Featuring bets, ferraris, Death Eaters, and the Knight Bus. What insanity is going on now? Implied BZ/LL, DM/HG

Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.

History needs butchers as well as shepherds, and she is one of the former. Lord Vetinari has given many criminals a chance to repay their debts to society, but how do they feel about that? Rated M for language and mature themes.

They weren't abnormal only in their heroism. Rated M for a reason.

On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!

Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.

A lonely Chell has nobody to spend Valentine's Day with. Luckily, she owes GLaDOS dinner.They'll just ignore the fact that it was cooked hours earlier. It's not like GLaDOS plans these things...

Chell decides to take over testing for the day after GLaDOS loses a bet. She finds, however, that gaining the reward is a lot harder than she expected. Contains ChellDOS, Kinkmeme/Tumblr Prompts and Dominant!Chell.

Just before her death Sybill Trelawney makes one last prophecy: to prevent a magical genocide Harry Potter must leave the Earth, and find a new home for his people around a distant star.

We all know GLaDOS is the big red button. Crackfic/oneshot.

While listening to Draco and Hermione argue Harry comments on their repressed sexual desires and his plans to rule the world with a hamster army.Basically Harry on crack

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

GLaDOS decides to do the languishing human population a favor by teaching them how to make more humans. However, she gets more than she bargained for when she discovers a particular name on her client list. ChellDOS.

Counting herself lucky to be one of the few to win tickets to try play testing a brand new MMORPG, Nabiki and three other residents of her home Ranma, Akane, and Kasumi set out into a new world of adventure. Only this journey turns out to be quite real.

Femslash. AU. One Shot. Lois Lane/Wonder Woman. Lois Lane never believed in love at first sight but that was before Metropolis gained a Wonder Woman.

They're dead, the Doctor realizes. Please don't read this bad fic.

From an idea of bissek. We all know that Sailor V operated in London for a while. But what if she was in London exactly while Fudge was denying Voldemort's return? And what if she met Harry after the 'Dementor's Incident? Rated M for precaution

Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Inspired by Blake Snyder's "Save the Cat!", I present a breakdown of the KOTOR story in the hopes that my fellow fanfic writers will find new inspiration, and that my fellow readers will find a whole new appreciation for the game's story mechanics.

In which something's wrong with GLaDOS and Chell tries to fix it and then there is ChellDOS sortasmut. Oneshot...

Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!

While meditating on historical events, Darth Vader receives a visit from the unbidden spirit of Revan. The Revanchist's interest in meddling in current affairs does not stop there... post-ESB

The TARDIS recieves a psychic distress signal older than the universe, and an order to lii2ten. Please don't read this bad fic.

Harry finds a unique solution to the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament.

The Rewrite project continues with a novel-form reinvention of Episode II, focusing on the Clone Wars and Anakin's strengthening father/son relationship with Palpatine, as well as his romance with Padme. Grievous and co. assume greater prominence.

Ranma discovered education, Akane played golf, Neolithic Martial Artist have attacked. What next?

In which it is seventh year, the Death Eaters run Hogwarts, and even Slytherins have their limits.

When Twilight Sparkle suggested they all go see the new racy movie that just came out of Canterlot, Dash was all for it. Now she and her friends have to sit through a horror movie that also has kissing and hugging and all kinds of weird stuff. No pairing.

How does Stephanie Brown feel after a healed Barbara takes away the title of Batgirl to fill the role herself? What will she do next? In reaction to DC's treatment of Steph coming September.

Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

"If you honor what they fight for…" But people fight best for people, not ideologies. 'Let my people go' is much more motivated than 'Liberty'. Certain Jedi Masters would do well to realize that - if they can. What if they can't?

A one-shot coauthored with Speedbump1. Voldemort has a new plan to conquer magical Britain...

Every castle needs servants... even Bast Castle on Vjun. And every Lord needs a cook... even Lord Vader.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED

Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?

A funny little one shot during Harry's second year Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Lockhart never knew what hit him.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

Commissioner Gordon has to deal with the aftermath of "Mad as a Hatter".

Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

Harry discovers things far more dangerous and cunning than even the traitorous Sirius Black. Written for Perspicacity as part of the Sober Universe Yuletide Fic Exchange

"Who presumes to summon Yin Luang, Seventh Sage of the Perfected Lotus, Champion of Rockfell, Master of the House of Unnecessary Violence. Sunblinder, Deathslayer, Demonrider and Child of the Burning Moon?" Exalted crossover

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

A retelling of the Sailor Moon anime with a twist: they can't find Sailor Moon anywhere.

After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry meets a powerful magical practitioner named Ivy, who asks the young hero for a small favor. She wants him to be the father of her children.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.

Experimental Author Fantasy Corruption Scenario: What happens when the author plays the Self Insert role straight? Without embellished charisma, physical attributes, or abilities beyond their capability in real life? AKA: I'm normal. Let's find out!

When Ranma Saotome and Usagi Tsukino collide in the middle of their respective transformations, it leads to a whole slew of changes in the lives of both heroes. Ch. 8, Part 1 up

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...

As soon as Peter gets his powers, he does three things to change his life: 1. Uses it to steal super villain money, 2. Uses this money to support his family, 3. Moves to Bayville. Things start to look up...until he meets the X-Men.

AU. Sirius defeats Voldemort in Godric's Hollow but is disenchanted by the Wizengamot. A story of intrigue and rebellion, inspired by the history of Julius Caesar. Sirius descends from politician to army general to dictator, while Harry and Draco grow

One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

Ranma x Gargoyles Crossover - As usual, various and powerful magical entities decide to play with Ranma's life. Oh that poor, poor boy.

While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.

When supervillians go green ...

When Angel Investigations takes the case of a murdered acting agent, they have no idea what sort of people they're about to meet. And things seem to be getting more complicated.

Changing what is in Naruto's belly again! So, how would a musician fare among civilians who hate him and ninja who disregard him? Surprisingly, quite well. Rated M for future blood, guts, and gore.

Willow decided to dress as a confident business woman for Halloween. Unfortunately, her costume was too similar to Dominique Destine. Now she must deal with the consequences.

Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

Set immediately after Foundation and Earth. With characters introduced in the Second Trilogy, Gaia must decide how to respond to Daneel and his story. And the Foundations head again toward conflict, this time with permanent consequences for the galaxy.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department

Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1

If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.

Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.

My final series from back in the 90's: One is a brash martial artist. The other is a mysterious guardian. A story of burdens and blessings

AU. After Third Impact, Gendo Ikari gets his own chance to go back and change things for the better. But things do not go as planned this time around, either.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

Responsible Journalism and the Spider-Man: by Peter Parker. Third in a series of revealing essays by alter egos. Hint: it's all in the subtext.

The Doctor is out of his depth. The Doctor is wondering what he could possibly be thinking. The companions are having the time of their lives. Two threats at once lead to a complicated situation. ZephyrFox's request for July II.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Five times Prince Luke Organa's diplomatic powers failed him. AU, obviously.

The simple reason many characters on the silver screen do not match up to their printed counterparts is that the comic character can make a significant impact on the plotline. Case in point ...

Second in a series of revealing essays by alter egos

First in a series of revealing essays penned by alter egos

Newly divorced Head Auror Harry has some problems: a serial offending former Death Eater, hair-trigger nerves and a complete lack of a social life. Luna? She has a solution. Written for LJ's "radish love" fic exchange.

Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.

After upsetting a host of plans, a visitor to Tokyo-3 from just beyond the edge of human reality comforts and is comforted. Polyshipping: het and femmeslash. Shinji/Asuka/Rei/Megaera the Fury; future Shinji/Asuka/Rei/Misato implied

This is a random thought I had while reading Ranma one night. The scene is from the beginning of the second volume when Ryoga and Ranma are in the washroom together and they find out about each other's curse and a little more about each other.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

A little scenario I was inspired to write.

Bitter and hateful, a blonde boy leaves the leaves to learn to be a hunter. And finds an Enrichment Center... My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu Challenge. !PENDING REVISION BASED ON NEW DATA!

When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes

A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.

When contingencies go horribly awry, the Senshi of Pluto is left standing alone to face a perilous future. Ranma x Setsuna, multi-cross; HP,RoD,CCS,SM,R.5,Hellsing

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

Trapped in a vast, desolate prison, a former agent and a former rebel discover a devastating truth. Smith with an OFC. Final chapter up: An ancient key finds the way to its lock, and a passage to the future opens.

The Enterprise is invaded by fangirls who believe Data is Edward Cullen. However, Data has an opinion on the series that these fangirls would never agree with.

In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.

COMPLETE — Xander and Faith have a plan, but life keeps interfering.

Bellatrix Lestrange, convicted torturer of Frank and Alice Longbottom, known Death Eater and rumored psychopath, has finally broken out of Azkaban prison. To celebrate this impossible feat, she writes a letter to her sister Narcissa. One Shot/Parody.

Ranma and Nabiki try to to adlib their sexual tension.

The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.

Even Xelloss can't expect everything. But he sure can use it for his own entertainment!

Garnet's thoughts on Zidane's tail. Fluff - no pun intended ha ha. Sexual themes. Lime. R&R plz.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...

Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.

Even killing a god can't make Ranma's life any easier... all he got for his trouble was a new brand of nightmare, a dangerous new chi technique he can't control, and a swarm of angry fiancees. It seems no matter how low you sink it can always get worse.

People often ask to see Tonks' real face. No one seems to understand that she doesn't have one. Slightly AU, gen.

ROTS AU. Anakin kills Sidious...from a certain point of view. Now he's left to deal with the consequences. One-shot.

“There’s no way you could possibly understand or comprehend what it's really like,” he told her firmly, finally responding to her questions when she’d cornered him in the kitchen. Her lips pouted slightly. "To date I have had seven hamsters."

In which the most obvious fact of Superman is that he's not.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

After Harry Potter is seemingly executed, the then Minister of Magic crusades to determine the truth. The resulting posthumous retrial of Harry Potter leaves the entire Wizarding World speechless.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover

Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

Crackfic. Alia asks the question we all want the answer to: why does Zero look like a woman? But then, why does Alia? It's not like 'she's' female either. The chest additions allow you to wear pretty clothes and store snacks.

AU crackfic. "I'm Leia Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."

l Sakura x girl!Naruto l There were very few ways to cheer a furious Sakura up, but this was definitely one of them.

What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.

[female! Ranma x Ryouga with a weird bent, crackfic] Whatever their encounters may be, whatever they might be keeping secret from others, they're not gay, and they know it. Very distinctly unromantic. Oneshot, probably.

My second fic, from the 90's. The one and only: Ranma Saotome and Sailor Galaxia. What it means to be lost, and what it means to be found, and the perils of searching for a place to call Home.

Ranma Sailor Moon Crossover. Now being rewritten as my skills have gone a long way since it was started. Hotaru Ranma

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

Apocalypse is looming while Batman is incapacitated. But Bruce Wayne is a man of many skills and secrets. What if the Bat is just another mask? Set just after Doomsday Sanction. Series completed. Please review. Enjoy.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

My first fic, from back in the 90's. Having replaced a dying human child a long time ago, the demon known as Ranma was always famous for finishing what he started...

Standard, KP plotline. Drakken invents something, and it blows up in his face. BUT WAIT! There's more! Kigo Completed.

A magic fountain makes one of Nodoka's desires come true in a way she neither desired nor expected. Ranko x Ryouga, with a twist.

This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.

One of my old fics from back in the 90's. Ranma has always loved dancing. But there are some dances that are not meant to be danced, some things not meant to be known.

There are three secrets in the Slytherin Common Room: the rug, the footstool and the List.

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II

[Oneshot, crossover w. Final Fantasy VIII] Being a hero is difficult, but sometimes, Harry just needs to be told what an idiot he can be.

A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]

In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. Naruto/Ino.

Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.

For one week, Nabiki was engaged to Ranma. Through the backfiring of a revenge plot by Ranma, their engagement was broken off and he and Akane got back together. What if things did not happen that way? What if Ranma's plan of revenge actually succeeded?

Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.

The Androids have appeared at last, bringing destruction with them. But as Yamcha engages them for the first time, someone else appears as well...

It has now come to this. I have lived too long, failed too often, and lost all that matters. Grant me this one last gamble. Grant me an end to our eternal conflict. Grant me the death of she who enslaved our world with its Purification. Grant me Serenity.

Usagi Tsukino is the heir to Serenity's Silver Millennium. She's also about to get the surprise of her life, as is one Ranma Saotome, Heir to the Anything Goes school of Martial Arts. COMPLETE.

There's something unsettling about using a dead man's sword. Just ask Biggs. AU.

Ranma, Sailor Moon, Evangelion. It involves ancient curses, Sailor Senshi, giant robots, Demon Queens, and people who always have their hands steepled in front of their mouths to save on the cost of animation.

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

A slightly different crossover ...

Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.

Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.

No one chooses to be the Vampire Slayer. But what if someone found out that they were the Slayer? And not just any Slayer. What if someone... some fan... woke up as Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer? Welcome to Sunnydale.

Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?

[Story Completed] Many people write fanfiction which touched on the seppuku pact, and how the pact only retains importance as long as Ranma is willing to go through with it. Nabiki saw the contract in a new light.

[Story Completed] When Ranma lets his mask of stupidity slip, Nabiki attacks Cologne. Even with his intelligence, Ranma can not fix things. Can he break them in a new and better way? I don't think I've seen a story quite like mine. Not angst, somewhat hap

Harry comes to some realizations about his life with Luna Lovegood. HL

Moviebased. T Plus. Complete w epilogue! When Lydia is in danger, she calls the one name that she promised not to, and BJ saves her, for a price. When he is bound, he can haunt her, hide the coffee, and make her head spin. But when she sets him free...?

Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...

AU and crossover. Maleficent is depressed about the state of villains in the Magic Kingdom. Princess Aurora is depressed with her lack of a roll as a heroine. The two find that perhaps the answer to their problems will come with the simple act of change.

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

It took 72 sessions with the Joker for Harleen to become Harley. But how exactly did it happen? The Madhouse Romance tells it all. [Joker X Harley]

Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.

After finding out Nabiki isn't supporting her family with all the money she makes, Ranma becomes determined to find out just what she's doing with it. What he discovers will surprise even him.

Buffybot follows a dragon to another world. Wackiness ensures.

Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.

The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!

Akane suspects that Ranma is cheating on her AGAIN. She hires Nabiki to follow Ranma on his next date. What secrets will be revealed? ONESHOT story. C&C welcome.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

The war is lost, Voldemort is about to kill Dumbledore and Harry when Dumbledore in a last desperate attempt sends Harry back in time with the order to change one small thing. But Harry is obliviated before the timeturner activates...[HarryTonks][complete

Harley and Ivy go legit and move in together. Wackiness ensues. COMPLETE. Plz R&R.

COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t

COMPLETE! Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The target place and time? Moscow, February 2008. The problem? They’re in Cleveland, September 2003. And that’s just the beginning of the

Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!

After Luke gets his heart broken again, Mara tries her hand at the whole hurtcomfort thing. Except, as it turns out, she's not very good at it. At all. [PreVotF LM Humor]

Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?

(SW:KotoR, one-shot) Carth learns that not all battles are fought with blade and blaster, and the woman he loves battles Revan still...

PostRotJ. Everyone thinks Jason has two mommies.

After learning of certain events in fifth year, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands. Post Hogwarts, dark!HHr.

Through a twist of fate Akane gets a wish. And just wait until you see what she wishes for, and what she actually gets.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Portraying Gehenna and other significant Vampire events... As a musical extravaganza! Originally posted at the White Wolf forums by me. Completed.

Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!

A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]

A selection of emails sent by SW characters to each other. Starts after ANH and proceeds to the end of ROTJ.

SM crossover. No Ranma as a Senshi, no Ranma being super powered. No time travel, no youma, no romance. Just an encounter, a discussion, and a confrontation that doesn't go as planned.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

AUTom Paris on his own in the alpha quadrant. PTPother

A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.

A Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover. Co-written with David Tai. Gemma Masters was destined to become a Sailor Scout. But then Destiny ran headfirst into John Constantine first.

What's really going on in Nerima behind closed doors

A new player intends to enter the game ...