My name's Jalpha, and despite this being a new account, I am by no means new to fanfiction. I intend to upload frequently, and prefer to stay within certain fandoms. I have no qualms about reading/writing smut, but do not ask me to write a story containing a Mary Sue. :) I draw that line there. I do enjoy writing psychological stories, smut or not. But I do like reading a parody just as much as any other author.

I'm a fourteen year old American who is much more mature than other people my age. Do not underestimate me.

Fandoms I write write for:

Glee, Death Note, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Jak and Daxter, Star Wars, Bones, Star Trek, The Big Bang Theory, Alex Rider, Green Day, MCR, and some misc. others. I will mass upload in the next few weeks because I'm on summer break, but I will be inactive from June 26 to July 16 because of a writing course I'm taking. Ironic, right?

Enjoy my stories, and don't feel the need to stop flaming for my sake. A pitiful review won't hurt my feelings. In fact, it'll make my day. :)

...I take requests. I write for quite a number of slash and straight fandoms and pairings. If you request a story, chances are I'll be able to do it.

Update March 13th, 2012: I still need a beta, someone willing to edit slash and willing to tell me when my writing sucks. I broke past my writer's block, so there'll be quite a few updates in the near future.

Update March 30th, 2012: Hah, bitches, it's me, I'm - I'm here. For you. Again.