fade in: a mother in labour. next thing we know, a very ugly alien is brought into the world. oh wait. no. thats not an alien. thats me.

well, understandable mistake. thank god I got pretty. anyways.

12 years later, this ugly baby has grown into a young girl that 40 y/o men keep hitting on to her disgust. perverts.

also, he father has messed around with the next door neighboor and her parents are now seperated.

two years after that, the girl is now a very attractive 15 y/o who is in fact incredibly humble. yeah right. and the pope, too. pshaw.

anyways. shes decided shes everything her mother hates, but her mother doesnt know yet, or else she would be on the streets in a matter of minutes, as shes definately not living with her father.

She is hopelessly obsessed Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom, and once again obsessing over NSYNC, sadly enough.

She begins to write LotR fic. [gasp]

Her best friend, Crimson Starlight writes the best thing since Romeo and Juliet, Sightseeing In Middle Earth. Adn the next thing you know...

THIS GIRL HAS BECOME SPLENDIFERGODDESS!!!!

NOOOOOOO! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

-Finis-

and that is my life story. :D