South Park is just like any other town, really! Yeah, there's demons and faeries and vampires and nymphs and elves and animal-people, but what town doesn't have that? It's all just the norm.

"The words stayed at the forefront of their minds, haunting them." The six-year Gryffindor boys found out a scary truth about their emerald eyed friend. Warnings: Self-Mutilation. UNDER EDITING

He kept having sex with Neville only on the weekends. Nothing will change. That's what he told himself. Nothing. But when he saw Neville, he couldn't control his needs. Smut. Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom

RL/SB Sirius has always been a late-night 'fidgeter'.

Alone and broken, the last thing Draco wants is a confrontation with the man he believes he's lost forever, but Harry has something to say. Rated M for language.

Finn and Jake are on a simple quest when they run into a certain vampire. Marshall/Finn EDIT: The actual story updated.

Naruto has a fetish for cars, Sasuke and Gaara make a bet. Sasuke may have a Lamborghini but Gaara has a Ferrari. Surprise ending.

The Rush Sisters are back and are joined by their older brothers that they were separated from when they were younger. Now, with hopes of seeing Jack again in Rena's mind, will she be give up everything else she loves to keep him safe from Davey Jones?

Butters goes out to hunt for butterflies, and unbeknownst to him, Kenny also goes out to hunt for his own little butterfly.

Sequel to The Dangers Of Goats and Innocence Our little evil is back and continues to reek havoc on Inutaisho's life. But he and Sesshoumaru are about to find out, that theres more to our little goat, than meets the eye.

Kakashi uses a technique to transport Deidara to Ouran Academy! Under the guise of a girl and burdened by the love of a thousand boys, what shall this Akatsuki member do? What about Itachi? Discontinued.

When a 5 year old Sess brings home a goat and his father helps him clean it, a simple bath time turns into an epic battle of Inutaisho V.S The evil Goat. And where does Sessh's mother come into this story of crack and misinterpretation? Lets Find out!

In Zack's opinion, Cody in Dana's green cheerleading uniform would be a big no-no. What about the white-pink uniform London ordered though? Yes, this is twincest.