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Joined 03-10-07, id: 1235387, Profile Updated: 12-29-15
Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing.

Uh, welcome to my profile and enjoy the random facts. You may learn something about the fanfiction I write or not.

Anyway, before you continue on to whatever it is that you will be doing please read this and understand that I do not write things out before posting ‘em on the internet. Every chapter you read is something that just happens, and the updates can take a long time or they can come out quickly. For some odd reason I can’t actually write stuff out in advance.

And one other thing, if there are any questions—whether they're in reviews or not—I will take the time to answer every single thing! Don't be shy. Flames that aren't constructive criticism will be handled through e-mail as well, I will take the time to write you back.


Random things about me:

Let me just put this here, I haven't forgotten about my stories but I don't actually know when I will be updating them as I haven't written anything in about almost 5 years, I'm not going to go into some sort of pity party or anything. I'm just not sure what happened to my inspiration to actually write. For now I'll leave the stories up so I don't remove and then change my mind about it. I apologize for not finishing anything and hopefully I can do so in the future.

Favorite Book(s): Alice in Wonderland, Watership Down, Night, Dracula, Darkly Dreaming Dexter (the Dexter series), American Psycho, The Stolen Throne, The Calling, A Song of Ice and Fire and a lot of others.

Through the Looking Glass-Incomplete (Under construction.)

Dance of the Dead-Incomplete (Unsure when next update will be)


It's been a long time, hasn't it? Let's see, where to start. Alright, um, first I've been looking through my old work on here (after debating if I should even dare look at it) and I honestly can't stand the way I've written it. I was pretty young when I wrote those two stories and I'm not entirely sure where I was going with them, or I mean, I did know at the time but don't remember now. I would be much happier rewriting something entirely new, for the sake of those stories though I'll keep them up; considering the newer versions might not technically be newer versions but all new stories all together. We'll see where that goes though. I'll try to get some chapters written out beforehand before posting them, and map out a beginning, a middle, and an ending this time around.

I do want to apologize to everyone that has been following the progress of these stories for some time, unless you forgot about them, in which case you probably aren't reading this and I'm rambling. Anyway, I do hope to get something written and posted, even if its a one shot! If its all the same to you guys.

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Move Like You Want It by Redhood79 reviews
Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 336,721 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S., Godric, Pam
Ring-A-Ding-Ding by Rainfox88 reviews
Chloe's first delivery as a courier in the Mojave Wasteland gets her a bullet to the head, and a battle for answers. She seeks out the man who shot her, only to get caught up in something much bigger than she ever expected. F-CourierxBenny, CassxBoone (Rewrite/revision complete! New chapters incoming!)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,580 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Courier, Benny]
Hellsing's Houseguest by Jubalii reviews
There's a new houseguest at Hellsing manor: he's not there by his own choice, but nevertheless. Alucard's not happy, and Seras is caught up in the middle of a mental warzone that's been going along since the last century. In any case, it doesn't make for peaceful nights!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,888 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Alucard, Seras]
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Jubalii reviews
There's a matriarchal clan of vampires living in a catacomb, and Integra wants their allegiance come hell or high water. The twist? While Seras and Alucard are there, she has to play the diplomat while he is her utterly submissive servant! While he's more than happy to do so (what a perfect teasing opportunity!), a suggestion to Seras from the Captain might spell trouble...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Alucard, Seras]
A-Amnesia! by Jubalii reviews
Alucard knows that he's a man. He also knows that he's-apparently?-undead. And there's a cute little Police Girl watching after him, and this blonde woman is his boss? And he works to kill vampires? Okay, so it's hard to believe, but when one has amnesia, anything's possible.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [Alucard, Seras]
Ice in Your Veins by NoxDelta reviews
Nora has spent a year in the Commonwealth and finds herself in the town of Goodneighbor, trying to keep the Minutemen afloat. Only, there's a certain ghoul of a mayor standing in her way… John Hancock x F! Sole Survivor (Available at AO3, uncensored)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 11/19/2015
Anchors & Anvils by egretudo reviews
A slow romance is blossoming between Inquisitor Evelyn Trevelyan and Commander Cullen Rutherford. But an unexpected incident with the Anchor forces her to avoid the Commander, out of necessity. Can Solas and the Herald find a solution before it's too late? Romance is difficult to balance against the very fabric of reality. And some anchors are heavier to bear than others.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Cullen, Solas, Trevelyan
The Seed of Madness by ThyDeviousViolet reviews
Yuma and Pagan were inseparable in the early days, with a bond stronger than blood, until Ishwari Gale entered the picture. Chronicle Pagan Min's relationship with Ishwari from the beginning, as well as Yuma's building resentment, and continue until Pagan's affair with Ishwari ends, when his insanity begins. (Pre-game).
Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Pagan M.
Can't Stop by Jubalii reviews
TEN WEEK ONE HOUR CHALLENGE - WEEK ONE: Seras is having very vivid dreams; ones that she'd rather not have. But will an awkward mission turn her dreams into a reality?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Alucard, Seras] - Complete
An unwarranted jealousy by Warden27 reviews
After returning from the future with Dorian. Inquisitor Amelia Trevelyan has grown rather close with the Tevinter mage. Their casual friendship continued to grow and Cullen found himself envious of the way she so easily laughed with the other man. She flirted with him-or..at least he hoped that's what it was. But still. She didn't act the same around him that she did with Dorian...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Cullen, Trevelyan]
Factis Non Verbis by YumeMori reviews
Love isn't something people just trip into; it is the culmination of many tiny, overlooked parts where two people overlap. It is the untold conversations, the brushing of hands, the shaping of private smiles. Sadly, Cullen and Trevelyan are the last to realize this. Eventual Cullen/Female Magequisitor.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Cullen, Inquisitor, Trevelyan]
Heroes Too Selfish by YumeMori
The night before Adamant is upon the Inquisition. Plans have been made, it's the waiting that pains everyone now. And the perfect night for drinks and heroic tales. Except "heroic" is often a lie, and always selfish. Implied Alistair/Warden, Hawke/Anders, Inquisitor/Cullen.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Alistair, Hawke (F), Leliana, Trevelyan - Complete
Measuring Eternity by Jubalii reviews
For humans, eternity has neither a beginning or an end. It takes more than simple measurements of time and space to understand the value of an eternity with someone. The only ones that notice such things are the creatures that hold the power of eternity in their hands.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - [Alucard, Seras]
Love Me, Hate Me by Simply Hopeless reviews
Blue was a nurse, that was taking care of the retired sheriff Quent, blissfully ignorant of her wolf's blood or the thing that was restraining it. She could have lived her life in a quiet stupor but then Tsume had to come and burst her bubble
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 9/1/2004
Throw Dirt in Your Sugar by ficlit78 reviews
Set in Who Are You, Really (06x01), this is a one-shot rewrite of Sookie and Eric's walk home after she staked Bill to save him. In the show, she throws him out and they never see each other again for the whole season. This story? Well. Let's just say it doesn't end with our pair on either side of the front door with their clothes on. No, sireebob. Dedicated to Brutalfreeze.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Pieces by BlackBird47 reviews
Bruce and Selina's life together after the events of "Dark Knight Rises"...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,698 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
BloodSweatTears by thomthom830 reviews
Gotham had never been a kind city. She wasn't sure why she had come back. And now she was cursing the city for taking one more thing away from her, just when she had come to start to trust it again. A/N: My first Dark Knight fic. Please read and review. Let me know what you think. Warning...chapter 6 is rated M.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,173 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Five, As Agreed Upon by ficlit78 reviews
Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
deuces are wild by Lizzy Rebel reviews
you know that awkward moment when you realize the girl you shot in the head didn't actually die? Benny sure does. f!Courier/Benny
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Courier, Benny
Here Without You by Dasque reviews
Five years after the defeat of the Archdemon, Alistair and Elissa are brought together by a common threat, and must try to know each other again in the roles of their new lives.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,577 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by cennex reviews
A rescue operation goes awry and Courier is forced to make a choice that she'll regret. Sequel to Vici. Vulpes/F!Courier
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Surreal TV by The Laughing Fish reviews
In an attempt to boost ratings, the Joker becomes the star of a reality show. But how will Harley react to the sight of her ex on national television? A joint effort by Princessebee and Jarec. UPDATED! Chapter Eleven by Jarec
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,553 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
For You by wbss21 reviews
Yet another take on Harley Quinn's origin story, but hopefully with some fresh, new interpritations and twists. I will be adding one chapter a week. Hope you enjoy! Rated Mature for some scenes of graphic violence.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Northanger Temple by Serenanna reviews
For the NF KakaSaku Halloween/Anti-Fanfic Contest. It was a dark and stormy night in a rundown temple, and some places are better left unexplored, especially by gothic-novel loving kunoichi with a deeply ingrained curiosity streak. Lemon, KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,339 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 371 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 6,212 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Locked Up by Kendra Luehr reviews
Part 2 up! Mugen and Fuu are locked in a closet...together. Will they find a way to keep themselves from killing each other? Sigh, poor Jin... :P LEMON and graphic limey content Please R&R
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Mon Ami by AndCaesarFalls reviews
In a dark abandoned hallway Haruhi becomes stubborn, and Tamaki learns that sometimes you must get physical in order to prove a point.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
The severalkilometresabovesealevel club by aquadulcis reviews
Even captains need to get laid sometimes. Originally posted at 30 lemons, warning for crack!pairing AlexLavie and general naughtiness.
Last Exile - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
A Madhouse Romance by TheMadPuppy reviews
It took 72 sessions with the Joker for Harleen to become Harley. But how exactly did it happen? The Madhouse Romance tells it all. [Joker X Harley]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,688 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Dance with the Dead by Wolfish Inclinations reviews
At the sight of the golden haired virgin standing framed in the moonlight in a woodland clearing, a single thought came to mind: My Persephone." One dark lord likens himself to another. Drabble-ish
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2004
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Through The Looking Glass reviews
Integra Hellsing finds out that she has a long lost cousin, Seras Victoria, but she doesn't believe it to be true. Meanwhile the resident vampire takes interest in the new Hellsing agent. AxS AU
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,135 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alucard, Seras
Dance Of The Dead reviews
Someone from Alucard's past shows up and is after his brand new servant, Seras Victoria. Could this person have something to with all the strange killings around England? AxS AU
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Seras, Alucard