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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hands On Education by Marlboro Blanc reviews
AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,025 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Highly Improbable by AGirloftheSouth reviews
AU - John Watson a genius, world renowned doctor meets Sherlock Holmes an average, ambitious police officer. A retelling of A Study in Pink.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,424 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Helping Hand by ConnorCat reviews
"Sherlock was his best friend. Surely a once off, never to be spoken of again hand job was acceptable. Right…?" Teen!lock sleepover. Slash, lemons. Just one of those oneshots full of young Johnlock goodness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone as told by John Watson by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
John Watson is a first year Gryffindor at Hogwarts school, where he first meets the mysterious Ravenclaw, Sherlock Holmes. Their unlikely friendship leads to seven years of adventure, excitement, and an unexpected romance. Set during the original timeline, rated M for upcoming Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Northbound on the Piccadilly Line by Sherringford Holmes reviews
John Watson works in a mundane hospital until he's given a promotion in London to a specialist mental facility. His life changes on his first day at work when an insufferable patient is handed over to him called Sherlock Holmes. How will Sherlock's past effect John and Sherlock's future together? Slowly updated. Gradual SH/JW. R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shifting Shadows by MurmursInTheSea reviews
Sherlock watches John in the darkness of the flat and is lost in his thoughts. John takes things into his own hands. Note: This was a sordid attempt at writing something happy, but in the end I got pulled into angst, so for that, I apologise. Still, enjoy some post-reunion. Characters are not mine.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four Thursdays John Would Never Forget by Hughesish reviews
This is a sequel to "Runaway Home" it follows the boys as a couple and will go through reichenbach. Please read the other story first if you haven't already, otherwise you will be thoroughly confused.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,921 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Giants by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. He'd skip his early classes, and they'd learn how their bodies work. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Eosophobia by tripodion reviews
As Sherlock traverses the globe to burn what remains of Moriarty, John turns away from his past life and begins a new one. Desperate to break out of the darkness of his best friend's coffin, John Watson, soldier, becomes John Watson, assassin, and he's about to find that the name Sherlock Holmes is next on his list.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,345 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Box Full of Johnlock by Quinn Anderson reviews
The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Keeping Limber by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. On occasion, a bit of violence is just what the doctor ordered. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deductions, Seduction, and a First Introduction by LaughterNeverDies reviews
John's life is empty, loveless, until he meets Sherlock Holmes and finds his explicit website, 'The Science of Seduction'. John needs companionship, could it be possible that he has found it in the arms of a man who sells his own body for sex?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,267 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal by Quinn Anderson reviews
John Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on holiday, and Sherlock has romance on the brain. Johnlock fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Runaway Home by Hughesish reviews
This is an AU in which John is a 16 year old who's run away from home to London. After a spill in a Tesco he finds himself being 'offered' to share a flat with one mysterious Sherlock Holmes. M for later chapters
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,406 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Surprise by ashbuscus reviews
Sherlock had been a little nervous around John the days leading up to it. And when it does happen in the dead of night, John was thoroughly surprised.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Photographs of Dementia by Senket reviews
Sebastian takes care of Jim while he recovers from the explosion after the pool. And then things get complicated.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Before and After by AGirloftheSouth reviews
A series of events surrounding the marriage ceremony of Sherlock and John. Established relationship, obviously. Smut and fluff, basically. Enjoy. Rated M, very M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Skullduggery by Atlin Merrick reviews
The skull speaks. "It all started after I died. Life was good; it was me and Sherlock, Sherlock and me. For eight years we had a great thing going, we understood each other, we were simpatico. And then he showed up." Slash, Sherlock & John Also available in Danish! See my profile for the link please.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete