I.Have.Fingershide bio
 Poll: Which story would you all like me to continue first? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight. Hey all! I'm back! As you have noticed, I published an author's note on two of my stories. I won't be posting anything until about a week after the poll is closed. The poll will last about two weeks, no longer. Please vote if you haven't yet on which story you would like to see completed. There isn't much to know about me, except for the fact that I love to write, read and play Xbox. I haven't posted anything in years, so bear with me . . . it'll be a long ass haul, but we'll get there. If you didn't read my author's note in Love the Hardest Way or TVNHBJ, I will only be continuing one story at a time. I look forward to posting soon and I am happy to be back. Thank you so much to those of you who have stuck with me for a while. If you have any questions, please feel free to private message me. I don't bite. Much. ;-) I Have Fingers Become one of my Twitter whores and follow me on Twitter: @I_Have_Fingers!!! I'm also on tumblr!!! Have a question? Need a beta? Want a banner? PM me! Links for The Virgin Nessie and the Head Banger Jacob : Nessie's dress for Chapter thriteen. Nessie's Red Stilettos for Chapter 13. Jacob's Shirt for chapter thirteen (Just imagine the sleeves rolled up to his elbows). When Love and Death Embrace for Chapter 13. Follow HeadBangerJacob on Twitter! Follow TheVirginNessie on Twitter! Links for Love the Hardest Way : Nessie's Skirt for Chapter Two Nessie's Boots for Chapter Two Nessie's Shirt for Chapter Two Nessie's Dr. Pepper Boxers for Chapter Two Nessie's 'The 69 Eyes: Dead Girls are Easy' T-Shirt for Chapter Two Links for November Rain : November Rain by Guns N' Roses. Fly to The Angels by Slaughter. |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
The Art of Worship by GreenPuma reviews
“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 13,032 - Follows: 5,840 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Story of Claire and Quil by Little Pine reviews
Quil and Claire's story, from their imprint to their happily ever after. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sight by Aurora18 reviews
"Swan! I wanted that file ten minutes ago, on my desk, it's outside my door, are you blind!" "No Cullen, I cannot see your office, because yes, I AM blind and I don't want to walk in and listen to you doing goodness knows what with Tanya Denali!" New chapter is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,188 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 9,493 - Follows: 6,894 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20525 - Favs: 13,982 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Horizon by greenpeach20 reviews
Part two of the Renesmee Series. Watch Jacob and Nessie explore their love and go through many adventures on the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 392,539 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Troubles with Fairy Tales by laura-maeve reviews
First book in the Ever After Trilogy. Nessie Cullen is all grown up, and noticing Jacob. It's been nine years since her birth, and she's now a beautiful young woman. Alpha male, Jacob Black can sense her maturity and knows that it's time to tell her about imprinting. When a new threat to the Cullens and pack surfaces, can Jacob juggle both "the talk" and protecting his territory?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,967 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fake IDs by Phantom Of FFN reviews
Bella, 18, goes to Plush, Seattle's hottest over-21 club. Armed with a fake ID, she goes in, only to have a moment of passion with a sexy, older man. She leaves him out of fear in telling him the truth. Will she ever see him again? AH/One-shot/lemons/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,450 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by summerleigh81 reviews
Playboy Edward makes a bet that he can get any girl, but when that girl turns out to be Bella things get a little out of hand. He's intrigued by her, but she only sees him as a player. What happens when she finds out she's pregnant? LEMONS AH OOC CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 177,547 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The way of the Dog by RaeTakesTheWorld reviews
What happens when a wolf's mating season takes over? As they progress through the mating season Jake and Nessie venture on a life of their own. Soon problems arise, problems possibly too hard to overcome... M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,122 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Kissed a Wolf by The Golden Anchor reviews
What Happens when Jacob and Nessie's Relationship is Drawn to the next level what will be the consequences.lemon. Kiss.Me.Pink.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
LOVING EDWARD by CullenFest reviews
Breaking Dawn story: the adventures of Edward & Bella's from their first night together as vampires and thru the weeks beyond until December when they get news of the Volturi. M rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,805 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Picture Perfect by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward and Bella are only together for the sake of their son, but can a family survive through months of seperation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,326 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Knocked Up by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Clementines by Nachos4Children reviews
Bella hasn't had much luck in the love department. Will that luck change when she goes to college and runs into the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen? AH/AU OOC Non-canon. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Why do rainbows only come when it rains by Lilylulu reviews
Cappie and Casey share a night of passion that results in an unexpected surprise. Multiple characters: C/C, Ashleigh/Beaver, Rebecca/Evan, Rusty/Jordan, Calvin/Heath.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 159 - Words: 465,569 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Cappie, Casey C. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by Tashay789 reviews
Jacob is madly in love with Leah, but what happens when a new co-worker Nessie, becomes very attracted to Jacob. Will Jacob fall into Nessie? Major tension between everyone involved. What will happen? AH/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,619 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Jacob, Leah, Renesmee C./Nessie
Unexpected Awakenings by Totteacher reviews
Edward is drawn to Bella in a way he has never been drawn to anyone. He is in love with her from the first moment he sees her, wanting her for his own. He chooses to woo her, hiding what he really is to be the man she deserves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 211,574 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Empty Rose by Hans153 reviews
Rosalie Hale has an empty heart that is to full of borkeness. Emmett has a broken family and is breaking on the inside himself. When these two persons colide ... will they be able to fix each other? Rated M for Langauge and Lemons later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
High School is Hard Enough! by Broadway188 reviews
Driven from his home by Bella's wedding invitation, Jacob Black wanders for 10 years before finding himself a job as a gym teacher. But all hell breaks loose when he imprints on a student. But who is this bronze hair beauty? And how can he get her as his?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,323 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
RPGs by Twilightzoner reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,921 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bonfires and Lakes by booty492 reviews
Bella only wants a summer fling but will she want more after meeting Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,171 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chasing Cars by GeeGee21 reviews
Bella, a self confessed cat lady, and the beautiful Daddy E. Two strangers, one night, a whole lot of drink, a bag of marshmallows, a fluffy rug and used condoms, or lack of, leaves B and E with more than just hangovers. AH AU OOC Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 254,569 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far by twighlitFF reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping off the cliff in New Moon and Edward never returned. After 22 years, the Cullens move to Seattle for yet another fresh start and Edward winds up with yet another surprising lab partner... Bella's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,193 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
FML F MY LIFE by ExXxJ reviews
Nessie is 17 and her Bestfriend is Jacob black. Jacob starts dating Becky.But Nessie secretly loves Jacob. drama, Love, Ocs, and Pregnancy. LEMONS ! WHOOT WHOOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,680 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Raoul, Elizabeth
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fast Times at Forks High by nfanpepsi reviews
Edward Cullen is the hot principle at Forks High School. Bella Swan is the newly graduated English teacher at FHS. Renesmee is Edward's 16-year old daughter who tries to push her buttons along with her 17-year old boyfriend Jacob Black. Party and Sex.;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Imprint With Me by Lea Dreams reviews
Set after Untamed. One shot with a Zoey/Eric pairing. Just my version of them making up! Beware of Smut!
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
The King's Mistress by 2carm2carm2 reviews
In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 124,988 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Loved One by TwilightFreak00 reviews
Renesmee is seven years old and just finding herself. Between Jacob's new girlfriend, Jared's friendliness, and Nathuel's pact to the Volturi problems occur. *****GRAPHIC LEMONS*****
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,507 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
You Belong With Me by Jral reviews
Edward decides to make some changes in his life, moving to Seattle to join his cousins at UW. He meets Tanya and the two start dating, but things get complicated when Bella Swan comes into the picture. M for language and possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,897 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deal With A Devil by Diane Langley reviews
Ginny Weasley knew better than to listen to Draco Malfoy. He was trouble, and she knew it. It didn't matter how handsome he was or how wickedly his eyes looked at her. Dealing with him was like dealing with... well, a devil!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,547 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How did what happen? by ran-dom-full reviews
Nessie/Jake. Bella and Edward kinda kept her a bit in the dark. Its up to Jacob to help her out a bit. Lemons! Beastality! Not for the simple minds. one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Prude and Prejudice by birobird93 reviews
During the sexual revolution in America. Away from the security blanket of religion, Edward Cullen hot crooner introduces Bella uptight prude to a world full of love-ins, sit-ins, orgies and LSD. Rated MA: I think I just said orgies, so thats why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,777 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain by Kriskahn reviews
The not-so-virgin Bella Swan is moving out of Forks and into Seattle with her beautiful tattooed fiance, Edward. When their perfect bubble pops, how will the maiden Swan fair in the Cullen's domain? Rated for Language and Lemons. **Sequel**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,141 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall Back Again by avioleta reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since diapers. Will a one-night stand alter their relationship entirely? Will Edward get over his promiscuous tendencies and realize his feelings for Bella? AH, OCC, BxE. Love, lust, angst, smut, and lots of Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,358 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
my bad boy's baby by miss.ashleyn reviews
all-human edward moves to forks where he meets bella swan, they instantly like each other. suddenly edward has to leave and bella is left pregnant. full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
What do they call one girl with three boyfriends? by shinythings22 reviews
New Summary ch 19 : Zoey loves all three of her guys. Events slowly coalesce now to reveal new tattoos, a terrifying, soul-deep connection with Kalona, practical reasons her guys are important, and a more primal reason her guys cannot let her go.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,785 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Zoey R.
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A picture of Dorian Gray by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
Eighteen year old innocent Isabella Swan visits the home of Oscar Wilde on her trip to Europe. There she meets a man with a reputation for debauching young innocents, Edward Cullen. Miss Swan is swept into the sordid underbelly of Victorian London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,236 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sex Baby Sex by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Straight up Jasper and Edward porn; complete with cock rings, dirty talk, phone sex and blindfolding- all in one lovely one-shot. Rated M for the obvious reasons. WARNING: May cause panties to explode.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/5/2010 - [Edward, Jasper] - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Reunions and Chaperones by Klainebowz reviews
A/H One-Shot...What happens when 18 year old Isabella Swan falls for her teacher, only to tell him and in the end run away crying. And what happenes when he is a chaperone at the five year reunion of Forks High. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Giddy Up by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 6,023 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Name is Bella Swan and by mahikawuf reviews
Summary: Bella falls in love with Edward, her best friend Alice s older brother but he doesn’t see her that way. Or does he? All Human. AU. All Canon couples eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,627 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pattinson Project by Bettygale reviews
Edward Pattinson is the enigmatic leader of his up and coming band "The Pattinson Project". He meets Bella Swan while she interviews his band and subsequently fall in love while dealing with the pitfalls of both fame and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,628 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carnal Knowledge 101 by goldenmeadow reviews
Is there nothing haughty naughty Edward can't do? Savant, esthete, gourmand, critic. Ever patient, ever hard, now he's hands-on. Pedanticward, in exquisite, carnal, uncut, comic detail, tutors his Bella-love in the one subject he never studied. M/AU/BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Isle Esme by Totteacher reviews
Edwards point of view of the honeymoon and Bella's pregnancy. Contains lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,258 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Thunder Jacob and Renesmee's story by MariahMae reviews
For now, Jacob is all about enjoying Nessie's childhood... but what happens when she finally grows up? Find out here!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Quil & Claire by SecretlySpellman reviews
When La Push's worst storm in one hundred years comes raining on Claire Young, she quickly finds refuge in the one place she knew she was safe, Quil Ateara's home. The storm forces Claire to stay with Quil alone overnight and hormones and temptation ensue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die by kArlITaLUna reviews
WARINING: NC-17, MATURE CONTENT. Another awesome collaboration from XShear and kARLOTITA09. Title says it all, full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,669 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected by Anon1967 reviews
Right after Eclipse. What if Edward and Bella had not waited, and Bella became pregnant right after graduation? What if it was a normal pregnancy, how would Bella and Edward handle it? Fanfic of them starting a family, Breaking Dawn never happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Home Run by jadedandboring reviews
All Human - Bella is a sports writer living & working in DC. Edward works for the baseball team she covers on her sports beat. Chance meeting, tossed together for work. M for language & future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,058 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob's Baby by LeahAnne reviews
Takes place in the middle of Breaking Dawn. AU. What would have happened if Edward convinced Bella to have Jacob's baby instead of Renesmee? Would it have affected her final decision on who she decided to be with?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,268 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Who do you belong to? by DracoGingin reviews
He had a certain way of making sure I never forgot... As if I needed reminding. One shot. Smut. No plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Plug In Baby by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
Bella is the new girl in town,and a real badass,Edward saw her as the most sexy chick ever.Will those two get together or get lost in the game of seduction,drugs,and sex.My firts fic so be nice!Based on Muse song "Plug in Baby" .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,018 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be my baby by 1-Miss-Kate1 reviews
Bella and Edward hate each other, or do they? after a wild party and a night of passion they have an unexpected surprise. will they stick together or fall apart. bad summary better one inside ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Those Magical Nine Months by JakeisNessiesBitch reviews
Renesmee and Jacob are married and living in Seattle, Washington. Before they move into their new house, they decide to have a little fun. But, "a little fun" turns into a series of months known as "Pregnancy". LEMONS AU? ON HOLD INDEFINITELY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Metamorphosis by teacupsNmints reviews
Edward is a lost soul at Forks College, admiring Rosalie Hale from afar and just trying to make it through the day without being beat up. One quirky girl shows up and turns his whole world upside down. An entry in the Parkaward One-Shot Contest. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Early Imprint: Quil's Story by IamKate reviews
Quil Ateara imprinted on Claire Young when she was two and got punched in the face for it. How does Quil handle his imprint as she ages through the years? Here's Quil's story with all the ups and downs when you have an "Early Imprint." Canon/Dark Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 167,489 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Suspenders by sparkly mannequin reviews
Edward and Bella are newly weds. Every Thursday night, Edward and the Cullen men gather for dinner and business. But when Edward wears Bella's favorite clothing accessory, will she be able to resist? And will Edward catch on to Bella's fetish? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,709 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 8,828 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sharing Bella by LoveMeCullen reviews
Bella and Edward have been dating for 2 years. But what happens when Edward decides he's Bi? Rated M for lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,566 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
For the Good of the Pack by shouvley reviews
Quil is sexually repressed waiting for Claire and his hormones are taking their toll on the pack. Nessie decides to take one for the team/pack to help Quil. LEMONY GOODNESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Quil Jr. - Complete
Play with me by Spoollee reviews
“Come out and play with me Jacob.” Her voice heightened a little. Smutty wetness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
The Gynaecologist by MartaSwan reviews
That was the best visit ever. She loves going to the doctor. Written for Jayeliwood Sexy Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
This Moment Is Eternity by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
I wanted to stay forever, frozen in this moment of eternal bliss, because I knew that once it was over everything else would follow. I would lose everything and everyone that I loved. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Love the Hardest Way reviews
"I'm Renesmee Bella-Carlie Mason and I've been falling for my oblivious best friend since I was three; Jacob Black. Heartbreak, here I come!" OOC AH AU Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Virgin Nessie and the HeadBanger Jacob reviews
Renesmee Carlie Cullen is a Virgin, Freshman, and the daughter of a very rich Edward and Bella Cullen. Jacob Black is a very sexy, NOT a virgin, Senior Highschooler and Head Banger. ah-au OOC. Rated M for buisness of a sexual nature and potty mouths.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,919 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
I Hate Walmart! reviews
Nessie hates Walmart but unfortunately she has to go run some errands there for her aunt. She meets Jacob by fighting over orange juice. What happens when Jake invites her over for dinner one night? Lemons ensue. Kind of OOC. Present for nfanpepsi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Peanut Butter BigMacs: A Tale of Midnight Cravings reviews
Nessie is pregnant and wake up in the middle of the night craving the most weirdest thing. Fluff Without Plot. One-Shot. Rated T to be safe. It is fluff to the T. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
For the Love of Orange Juice reviews
Orange juice is how they meet. Orange juice is what brought them together. Orange juice is what gets them through the bad times. Orange juice is what saves their love. OJ is Jake n Ness. OOC/AH/AU. Collab between I Have Fingers and Hans153.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Neitsyt Nessie ja Hevari Jacob reviews
Renesmee Carlie Cullen on neitsyt, lukion ensimmäisellä luokalla ja hyvin rikkaiden Edward ja Bella Cullenin tytär. Jacob Black on tosi seksikäs, EI neitsyt, lukion viimeisellä luokalla ja hevari. ah-au OOC. Ikärajana M seksi-juttujen ja likaisten suide
Twilight - Rated: M - Finnish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
I Will Fall For You reviews
Nessie wonders if you will ever fall in love with Jacob. 18 years post Breaking Dawn, the story of Jake and Nessie. Hans153 wrote this for me! THANK YOU BABY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Lustful Night reviews
Jacob and Renesmee have a sex filled night. Post Breaking Dawn. OOC. LEMONS! Do not read if it offends you. One-Shot. Not to be continued. Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Hans153 & I Have Finger's Twilight FB Chat Parody reviews
This is what author's Hans153 and I Have Fingers do in their spare time on FB chat. WARNING :: Funny smut insues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010
November Rain reviews
Bella is diagnosed with leukemia and Edward is devistated when Bella dies. One-Shot. Nothing graphic. A wee bit of fluff. No faul laguauge. Rated K . Sorry if it makes you cry.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete